Things You'll Never Hear a 9/11 CTist Say...

[gumboot]

"That's not me on my avatar, Pardalis"

-Gumboot

 

[grayman]

What was I thinking?

 

[Bell]

Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

 

[chipmunk stew]

We intentionally left errors in our movie because we have to ride out this fifteen minutes while we can, and we don't care about the truth.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

"Whoa... I just checked the date on this BBC article. It's over FIVE years old! Good thing I caught that before I posted it... that would have been embarassing."

 

[Garb]

Okay, okay. We didn't really do the movie for the victims of 9/11.

Sorry about that.

 

[gumboot]

[heard at ground zero]

"Actually Mark has a point there you know."

-Gumboot

 

[shuize]

"I suppose the phrase 'pull it' could have more than one possible interpretation."

 

[hubbub2]

"Yes, I actually have a job."

 

[Bell]

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

"So me and my buddies were camping last weekend. Just for laughs, I tossed a beer can into the fire when no one was looking. A couple seconds later it went off like a hand grenade and everyone else ◊◊◊◊ themselves while I laughed my ass off.

What!? Are you thick or something? I said LIKE a hand grenade. Stop overreacting, you're making a fool of yourself."

 

[Bell]

I've filed an FOIA request.

 

[Triterope]

"I'm proud to accept the Nobel Prize in Physics."

You could aim that one a lot lower:

"Wow! My name in a peer-reviewed journal! What a thrill."

"Thanks for your input on my thesis, professor."

"I'll take Physics for $800, Alex."

"Whew! That B.S. in physics was hard work."

"Guess what Mom, I got an A in Mr. Zelansky's class! Can I go to the prom now?"

"Force equals mass times... wait, hang on, I know this one..."

 

[Triterope]

I've filed an FOIA request.

"Furthermore, I realize that 'victims list' and 'flight manifest' are not the same thing, and I promise never to represent one as the other."

 

[Spindrift]

Just because we could quibble with one small piece of the NIST report is no reason to discount the whole thing.

 

[Pardalis]

"I stand corrected"

 

[fuelair]

Please sir, another sir! I've been really bad!!

 

[delphi_ote]

"Well, if you take the basic kinematic equations and plug in the mass and velocity of the jet..."

 

[delphi_ote]

"I was at the library yesterday doing some research, and I came across this article..."

 

[delphi_ote]

"Hey, guys. Isn't it odd that the NWO hasn't come after our web server yet?"