Things You'll Never Hear a 9/11 CTist Say...

[Bell]

Let me put that quote into proper context.

 

[realitybites]

I'm taking all of this undisputed evidence of an inside job to the authorities!

 

[kookbreaker]

Maybe if I stop screaming and calling folks 'sheeple' they will become more sympathetic to my cause.

 

[kookbreaker]

Holy Crap! American Free Press is full of anti-semtic gibberish! Maybe I should stop using it as source material.

 

[jujigatami]

Nah, I don't need another bong hit, I've had enough.

 

[Dragon]

I'd be really happy if you could prove me wrong.

 

[PerryLogan]

Hey, wait a minute! Everyone is laughing at us!

Of course, there are two sides to every story.

Well, aren't we all really "government shills"?

Am I stupid, or what?

Perry Logan is God.

 

[realitybites]

Media reports from the day after the attacks shouldn't be quoted as gospel.

 

[Garb]

I am not paranoid.

 

[Pipirr]

You're right, mum and dad. It's time I moved out of the basement.

 

[kookbreaker]

Geez, what that guys said was just plain whacked. Where do we get these guys?

 

[John Blonn]

"Asking questions alone is meaningless. Here's my theory about what happened on 9/11."

 

[Garb]

This time I'm not going to just speculate.

 

[PerryLogan]

I apologize to everyone I falsely accused of complicity in mass murder. I've been an irresponsible assh*le.

 

[JamesB]

Maybe South Park was right? We really are retards...

 

[chipmunk stew]

One world, one government.

◊◊◊◊ happens.

Never attribute to evil intentions that which can readily be explained by ignorance, stupidity, or ineptitude.

Large group dynamics are so complex, it's ridiculous to think that anyone's in control at the top.

What would we do without our experts and political leaders?

I'm going with the simpler hypothesis.

There's a very good chance that the fact I'm surrounded by assorted kooks and moonbats means I'm one, too.

That's pretty conclusive evidence. What a relief! I hated the thought that Bush might be a devil-worshipping illuminatus!

 

[Bell]

Who brought up Northwood in the first place?

 

[realitybites]

I think I'd like to take Abby out on a date. She's really nice and has certainly got her stuff together.

 

[Gravy]

If I'm ever arrested for a serious crime, I sure hope the prosecutor uses the same standards of evidence that I do!

 

[JamesB]

You know, it is entirely possible that people who disagree with us may honestly believe that, they are probably not all paid CIA agents.