"I don't have time to go protest at the WTC site, I've got an important high-wage professional job to get to."
"Most of the serial numbers of items used in the attacks don't add up to anything meaningful."
"I do think 9/11 was an inside job, but the JFK assassination was a lone gunman, and the moon landings were obviously real."
"My parents are really proud of me."
"I'm thankful to live in a country that allows me to fully express my own beliefs about 9/11."
"I don't have any background in explosives/physics/aviation/construction, so I'll defer to the judgment of people who've studied it their whole lives."
"I'm sorry that you disagree with my 9/11 evidence, but I respect your right to have a differing opinion."
"Whew! I'm so busy, I don't have free time for anything!"
"Before I post this conspiracy question on an Internet forum, maybe I should do a web search to see if it's been addressed already."
"This is the first really crazy thing I've ever believed."
"I am over the age of 24, I don't have a radio show, I'm not a tenured professor, and my psychologist says I'm perfectly healthy."