Things You'll Never Hear a 9/11 CTist Say...

[Gravy]

Real investigations take time.

 

[Pardalis]

"I could be wrong"

 

[qarnos]

I think I'd like to take Abby out on a date. She's really nice and has certainly got her stuff together.

Hmmm... I think there's a song parody here...

"Korey Rowe and Abby Scott" to the tune of Dire Straits' "Romeo and Juliette"

 

[Pardalis]

"I've been wrong 280 times? Really? Geez, I must think next time before I post!"

 

[Pardalis]

"OH! I get it!"

 

[Pardalis]

"That's not me on my avatar, Pardalis"

 

[Skibum]

"I'm going to be spending a lot less time here at conspiracy central, I've got a girlfriend and she's real this time."

 

[qarnos]

Holy crap - you're right! There isn't a concrete core!

 

[snagswolf]

"I'm proud to accept the Nobel Prize in Physics."

 

[Pardalis]

"OK, I admit it, I'm really not interested in the truth. I just want so badly for it to be an inside job."

 

[Bell]

Ofcourse I will apologize to NYPDFrank for pissing on his sister's grave.

 

[Bell]

Here's the sixpack I still owned you, Gravy.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

"Jenna Bush is H-A-W-T!"

 

[Brainster]

If a Muslim fanatic ever pulled a boxcutter on me, I'd probably soil my pants and beg for mercy.

Oh, Airfones? Never mind.

 

[Bell]

You are joking about keebler elves, right?

 

[Pardalis]

"My intent is always to discuss and learn."

Oh, wait...

 

[PerryLogan]

What a BUCKET OF PUS that Alex Jones is!

 

[uk_dave]

What a BUCKET OF PUS that Alex Jones is!

Harsh perry, harsh

At least buckets of pus are silent

well...mostly.

 

[Pardalis]

"This megaphone is really just a substitute for my absence of manlyhood."

 

[Taarkin]

I'd like to stick to solid numbers and math instead of just personal incredulity.