The Death Star Destruction was an Inside Job!

[Starthinker]

Now, I've been a skeptic for a long time but that tall guy that worked for the emperer once turned me into a newt.








Well, I got better.

 

[RandFan]

Nothing to add.

I just wanted to thank you guys for giving me a big laugh on a day that I really need one.

Hang in there delphi, there is life after finals.

 

[Metullus]

I know, it was really wierd. I clicked on a smilie and then submit and it disapeared.

They're watching...

Yes. They are.

 

[Metullus]

Hang in there delphi, there is life after finals.

Actually there is not. More the pity.

 

[Metullus]

I have a theory that the X-wing supposedly piloted by "General S" was actually a missile!

Of course it was a missile! They later took the X-wing that "General S" was supposed to be flying and crashed it into an asteroid to destroy the evidence. The guy that was in it was the "Purple Leader" who was listed as KIA in the attack on the Death Star but who was actually a guy named Gus Weiderstacker who had worked as an plumber on Naboo before he was recruited by Imperial Special Ops.

 

[delphi_ote]

What really happened on Tatooine? Watch this documentary to find out!

 

[Jimbo07]

You know it burns me up that you guys are so focused on Death Star CT, when we have a real political issue to deal with:

The Midichlorian Designers (MDers) are trying to get us to believe that the Force comes from something measurable. Think about it. The Force has been shown, time and again, in the hands of those with enough education, to produce testable, repeatable and predictable results. And now, we're expected to accept some Namby-Pamby naturalistic explanation about Midichlorian counts?!

It's a perfectly good example of Writerists trying to inject natural explanations for perfectly repeatable supernatural events.

So, you CTers can go suck Bantha Fodder, for missing the forest for the trees. Stop MDers!



ETA: Don't try to convince me that you know more about SWscience than me, or that you fully understand quantum SW mechanics. The Hansolo Uncertainty Principle clearly shows that: the more precisely you know your route through space, the less you can know about how to use units. Video evidence indicates that we know a freighter made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!

 

[kookbreaker]

Intense research (I must have spent 20 minutes on Google!) has shown the the entire reason behind the purposful destruction of the Death Star was so that the EMPIRE could take over the Cloud City mining facility! It's so obvious the the Emporer's #2 man was trying all along to help his cloud mining buddies! The revenue from this facility was what they were after all along!!!! When you factor in the gains from the almost profitable facility, it makes perfect sense that they would destroy a multi-trillion credit death star!

 

[kookbreaker]

What really happened on Tatooine? Watch this documentary to find out!

That Imperial Body Armor is the same as the one we see at Cloud City! They must be the same guys! The hole thing was faked!

 

[Shaun from Scotland]

When you factor in the gains from the almost profitable facility, it makes perfect sense that they would destroy a multi-trillion credit death star!

And where did the insurance money on the Death Star go? Straight into Darth Vaders pocket!! Via Haliburton!!

 

[J. Arthur Hastur]

25.) Grand Moff Tarkin refused to launch fighters and dismissed his Star Destoyer escorts before moving to attack the rebel base on Yavin IV.

26.) Lord Vader is purportedly the member of a cult that believes in something called 'The Force'

 

[Manny]

Intense research (I must have spent 20 minutes on Google!) has shown the the entire reason behind the purposful destruction of the Death Star was so that the EMPIRE could take over the Cloud City mining facility!

I should have seen that one. Once again, the man is sticking it to the black guy.

 

[Starthinker]

Is the force eligible for the 1mil prize? Why aren't these people applying?

 

[conspiracybeliever]

This would be pretty funny if mass murder wasn't so serious.

 

[kookbreaker]

This would be pretty funny if mass murder wasn't so serious.

We're not laughing with you, Roxdog.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

This would be pretty funny if mass murder wasn't so serious.

So would Loose Change. You're the one that wants us to chase phantoms instead of the real killers based on things like pixellation of digital photographs and your misunderstanding of structural engineering

 

[Bronze Dog]

Humor is one way of dealing with life's unfairness. It's probably healthier than making up needlessly elaborate plots based on very mundane details so that you can villify whoever you want, rather than the actual villains.

 

[Nyarlathotep]

Humor is one way of dealing with life's unfairness. It's probably healthier than making up needlessly elaborate plots based on very mundane details so that you can villify whoever you want, rather than the actual villains.

Plus this thread is an intersting exercise. We have a situtation in which we all know the "real" story, yet we can demonstrate how easy it is to take small details and weave them into something elaborate and bizaare that has nothing to do with what "really" happened.

BUt back to the fun

28) All the Jawas on the Death Star had been evacuated the day before the attack. Might the attack have been part of a massive Jawa plot?

 

[kookbreaker]

Yah! Blame the Jaaaawas!

 

[Nyarlathotep]

Yah! Blame the Jaaaawas!

It's always the Jawas. If you read The Protocols of the Elders of Tatooine, you can see just how elaborate and far reaching their plots are.