The Death Star Destruction was an Inside Job!

delphi_ote said:
Nothing to add.

I just wanted to thank you guys for giving me a big laugh on a day that I really need one. :)
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Cheer up sir! Tomorrow we try to take over the world!

I think we just have the Cayman Islands left, it should be fun!
 
bob_kark said:
Please show me where in the membership agreement it states you can ban me because you don't agree with my opinion. Coward!
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You are BANNED because you won't agree with us! So THERE! Please re-read our newly rewrittenrules

1) We can ban you because we feel like.
2) We can ban you for asking questions that we can't answer.
3) We can ban you for your smilies 'looking at us funny'
4) We can ban you because it really makes us feel big!
5) We can ban you because that is what the Galaxyists would do to us, SO THERE!
 
kookbreaker said:
You are BANNED because you won't agree with us! So THERE! Please re-read our newly rewrittenrules

1) We can ban you because we feel like.
2) We can ban you for asking questions that we can't answer.
3) We can ban you for your smilies 'looking at us funny'
4) We can ban you because it really makes us feel big!
5) We can ban you because that is what the Galaxyists would do to us, SO THERE!
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There's a difference between us. You think the people of this board exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.
 
bob_kark said:
Really, by which Aerospace Structural engineer?
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If you had done your homework instead of just parroting the so-called "experts", you'd know that Professor Mork of Ork and the Scholars for Death Star Truth have done extensive, peer-reviewed research and have shown that it would have been IMPOSSIBLE for the Death Star to have exploded the way it did. And how do you explain the squibs?

edit: BTW, have you even watched the whole video, yet?
 
kookbreaker said:
13) The Emporer, when getting news of the destruction, was at a Clone Training base, intimidating young clones into proper behavior. When informed, he continued to intimidate the youngsters and all the others in the area! Obviously he must have known in advance what would happen!!!
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No one listen to him, he spelt Emperor wrong :mad:
 
I bet none of you have the guts to come on my Podcast and make these claims!

We have like fifty Ewoks listening at any one time. It's huge!
 
Has anyone ever wondered about the wooky supposedly being a mechanic?

I mean he's Covered in fur/hair, and hair and complex, moving, machinery just don't mix!
(or hair and complex electrical/electronic devices either, for that matter.)

I'm personally afraid to go anywhere near moving machinery for fear of being defurred, and causing the machinery to catstrophicly fail from hairball ingestion. Not to mention the smell for burning fur is not pleasent, especially when it's your own!

And who was the genius, who thought up Amber lined pedway express tubes?
I always pop out of those things, looking like a sea urchin, and then suffering a powerful zap when I touch the ground!

:D

Seriously, nice satire, a pity the LC (insert favorite Deregative here) will never comprehend it!
 
BenK said:
No one listen to him, he spelt Emperor wrong :mad:
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Yes! You're the unwitting co-conspirator. It must be pretty fantastic for them to have the government, the mainstream media, and millions of little parrots like you doing the whitewashing for you. However, the shame in all of this is that the joke is really on you.

(Now I'm just doing cut and paste jobs of comments made by Alek in the Loose Change forum. Applicable defense to ANY conspiracy theory!)
 
bob_kark said:
I find your lack of faith disturbing. The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. Seems like you don't know jack about Teh Fizorce!!

Well, then again, the Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

PWNEDZORZ!!!
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Here we go, guys, another fundie who believes in an invisible power "'coz yoga zaiz it".

How is it possible that almost the whole galaxy are deluded by a crippled monster who hasn't learnt to speak in 800 years?

Wake up, kid.
 
Representative Binks of The Loyalist Committee, who first proposed legislation to give the Emporor the emergency powers, is also a known friend of the future wife of the No. 2 Galaxiest AND several members of the Jedi counsil. Coincidence? Could Representative Binks be behind the entire Galaxiest operation?
 
BenK said:
No one listen to him, he spelt Emperor wrong :mad:
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Oh! Oh! That is sooooooo typical of u debunkers! Harping on a spelling error.

Its like that time we found that Ultra-Mega-Secret Death Star Engineer to confess that it had been rigged to blow. You never heard such whining from the debunkers: "There's no such thing as a 'Death Star Engineer'", "His certification is written with crayon.", "He got his 'DSE' degree at an unaccredited Art School!", "He used the terms 'thingamabob',and 'whatchamacallit!'" when it was obvious what the engineering terms that he meant to use were!
 
I have a theory that the X-wing supposedly piloted by "General S" was actually a missile!
 
kookbreaker said:
Oh! Oh! That is sooooooo typical of u debunkers! Harping on a spelling error.

Its like that time we found that Ultra-Mega-Secret Death Star Engineer to confess that it had been rigged to blow. You never heard such whining from the debunkers: "There's no such thing as a 'Death Star Engineer'", "His certification is written with crayon.", "He got his 'DSE' degree at an unaccredited Art School!", "He used the terms 'thingamabob',and 'whatchamacallit!'" when it was obvious what the engineering terms that he meant to use were!
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LOL :) Where do you come up with this crap? I suppose you blieve in the force as well? Well kid, I’ve flown from one end of this galaxy to the other; I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field controlling my destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. :rolleyes:
 
The similarities between this thread and so many other "real" ones is getting creepy.

And funny. :dl:
 
Nyarlathotep said:
23)Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this argument? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this argument! It does not make sense! So if Chewbacca was a wookie, and he lived on Endor, then the Death Star was an inside job.
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How can you dispute the Chewbacca argument?

Man, it is a slam dunk.
 
One of the most damning pieces of evidence is the video of Emperor Palpatine when he was told of the attack.

He is informed of the attack, and instead of getting up and leaving, he finishes reading My Pet Bantha to the group of young Sith he was with.

(It was earlier reported that the young Sith were also Clones. This information cannot be confirmed, but if true, is even more damning. After all, any "clones" who had knowledge of this conspiracy can be easily gotten rid of and replaced with another Clone without anyone knowing.)

Obviously, he knew what was going on well in advance.
 
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