The Death Star Destruction was an Inside Job!

Come on!!! Where's the picture of a white plastic chair on the deathstar?
 
It's just no use arguing with you guys. You must all be trolls. I mean, what's easier to believe--a galaxy-wide conspiracy that would have to be kept secret even though thousands knew about it and WHY would there be a conspiracy in the first place? OR that a group of rebels simply rebelled and blew up a big space station? I can't believe you guys, I seriously think you are all trolls.
 
kookbreaker said:
Pro, anti, its all a farce! All an ILLLLLLUUUUUUSSSSSION! There is facade of a totalitarian, opressive, destructive Empire, but that's just to keep the hidden shadow government that plans opression, totalitarianism, and destruction for our future. Their tool is the so-called 'Rebellion' which is entirely made up and controlled by the EIA.
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I'm obviously being confused by the mind control floride the Empire puts in the water "for our teeth".
 
Starthinker said:
It's just no use arguing with you guys. You must all be trolls. I mean, what's easier to believe--a galaxy-wide conspiracy that would have to be kept secret even though thousands knew about it and WHY would there be a conspiracy in the first place? OR that a group of rebels simply rebelled and blew up a big space station? I can't believe you guys, I seriously think you are all trolls.
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Starthinker, your combative style is not conducive to our civil monoculture.

Feed him to the Sarlacc.
 
How about the fact that General S. was put into hiding from his father the #2 man, with the #2 man's family on his home planet and under his original surname. Surely, the #2 man could have found something placed so obviously in front of him. Also keep in mind that General S. had expressed interest in joining the Imperial Navy, yet was convinced to wait by his "family," later he joined the terrorists that destroyed the Death Stars.
 
This is all so fascinating, and makes complete sense!
When is the book coming out?
 
For some reason I have the irresistable urge to post this:

"Tragedy struck today in sector 9 as rebel terrorists blew up the Death Star. A band of rebel fanatics has claimed responsibility. Fortunately, Lord Vader escaped without harm. Our thoughts are with the families of the victims." -Catherine Duke, "In space" episode, "NewsRadio"
 
senorpogo said:
Can anyone find me a list of all the casualities from the Death Star to prove that Moff Tarkin was in fact there when it blew up?

Yeah, didn't think so.
OWNED.
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You still haven't addressed this.
And we all know that repeatedly posting evidence makes it even more true.

OWNED.
 
I think you are all ignoring the criminal element here. A freighter with known connections to the infamous crime lord Jabba the Hutt is present at the destruction of both death stars. A bounty hunter with known connections to both Empire higher ups and that same crime lord? Clearly the Hutt cartel was instrumental in helping the Emperor achieve power (Senator Binks was a patsy), and then when they had a falling out over the illicit profits from the substandard construction on the first death star (tell me the construction industry isn't in bed with the criminal element) and insurance kickbacks, the son and daughter of the Empire's number 2 kill a crime lord who was getting too greedy, only to be blackmailed by his cohorts into turning on the Emperor and assassinating him in the very heart of another massive construction project!

Then the explosives put in place during the construction were used to cover up the murder!

It's true!
 
Ah-Ha! Proof!

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Nyarlathotep said:
And who runs the EIA? the Jawas, of course.
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And who runs the Jawas? Representative Binks, of course!

Sure, everyone talks about the DS 1 and 2, but nobody has addressed the shield generation station on Endor. How did that blow up? Nobody lives on that planet exept Ewoks. Teddy bears took it out? HA! If you believe that, you probably believe that a single woman can strangle a Hutt. :rolleyes:

IT WAS PLANNED DEMOLITION! No evidence the Galaxiests present will convice me otherwise.
 
delphi_ote said:
And who runs the Jawas? Representative Binks, of course!

Sure, everyone talks about the DS 1 and 2, but nobody has addressed the shield generation station on Endor. How did that blow up? Nobody lives on that planet exept Ewoks. Teddy bears took it out? HA! If you believe that, you probably believe that a single woman can strangle a Hutt. :rolleyes:

IT WAS PLANNED DEMOLITION! No evidence the Galaxiests present will convice me otherwise.
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Well, does anyone believe the official story, that "General S2" (notice how they have two different "General S" figures running around!) snuck inside an Imperial Walker, disguised himself as a member of the guard force by holding a receiver in front of his face, and tricked the highly experienced leader of an elite stormtrooper force into evacuating the shield generator?

Doesn't that strike anyone as being just a little bit preposterous? Wouldn't it have been a lot easier to just have the stormtroopers blow up the base on their own?

Do you know what the evidence is for this supposed battle? Do you know what it is? One ewok corpse! That's all the evidence we have that this supposed mass assault by a Stone Age tribe on a fortified stormtrooper position reinforced by modern armoured walkers ever happened! Does that make any sense at all?
 
Oh, and DS2. If you listen closely, General Calrissian orders everyone to "Pull up!" just before Akbar says "It's a trap!" Everyone knows that "pull up" means "detonate explosives."
 
How could a planet, without any weapons, suddenly and spontaneous explode when hit with a laser beam. Clearly, explosive charges would have to be secretly placed at the core. How can the archival footage of that explosion suddenly change, unless it was altered to cover-up the fact that Alderaan was a controlled explosion. Why else would Governor Tarkin refuse to destroy a reported millitary outpost, in favor of the far weaker (Militarily) Alderaan, because Dantooine was not prepped.
 
Anonymous sources have leaked that one of the high-ranking members of the Alliance was also a member of the Imperial Senate! Does someone smell a double agent?
 
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