The Death Star Destruction was an Inside Job!

Metullus said:
Bimks = Vader.

Nobody ever saw them together and Vader appeared on the scene just about the time Binks dropped off the map. Binks made the Emperor and became Vader, the power behind the throne.

All the rest is just coverup.
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No no no
Mace Vindu = Darth Vader.
 
BronzeDog said:
What?
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:D

Lyrics from Shaft, soundtrack for the blacksploitation movie of the same name. Sung by Isaac Hayes.

Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
SHAFT!
Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother...
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
 
Sorry, was trying to shift the joke to another, involving a different bad mother [SHUT YOUR MOUTH!] played by the same actor as Mace.
 
delphi_ote said:
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN!!! I DARE YOU!!!

(I got it, Bronze. :D )
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Damn, I missed it.

"Did that break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about "best intentions."

Thanks delphi, some of us aren't as quick as we think we are.
 
I thought it was all glaringly obvious. Anakin Skywalker, aka Darth Vader, said it best: "Together we can rule this galaxy, father and son." He might have added "...and daughter" because the whole story is one of the Skywalker family conniving to seize power, while trying to make it all look like coincidence, and pretending they didn't know they were all closely related.

The destruction of both Death Stars was orchestrated by Vader to discredit the Emperor in the eyes of the public, as the guy who had two white banthas destroyed almost immediately, thus paving the way for a palace coup in Imperial City. To this end, Vader had his daughter, Leia, convince her foster father Bail Organa and a bunch of his associates to set up the "Rebel Alliance" to provide a visible opposition to the Emperor. Vader captured Leia at Tatooine so that he could confer with her without arousing suspicion on the part of her "allies." In order to spring her, Vader played his hidden ace, his son Luke, who was mysteriously able to waltz into the Empire's new battle station, liberate the prize "prisoner," and waltz out with hardly any effort. Vader, of course, opened the necessary doors. This same Luke then led the attack on the first Death Star, but it's clear as day the battle station was rigged to blow from the inside, by Vader himself. As we know, Vader had never been especially impressed with the Death Star project to begin with, so its destruction was no big loss to him, especially after the Emperor had appointed Grand Moff Tarkin as the station's commanding officer, passing over Vader for the post.
 
Euromutt said:
I thought it was all glaringly obvious. Anakin Skywalker, aka Darth Vader, said it best: "Together we can rule this galaxy, father and son." He might have added "...and daughter" because the whole story is one of the Skywalker family conniving to seize power, while trying to make it all look like coincidence, and pretending they didn't know they were all closely related.

The destruction of both Death Stars was orchestrated by Vader to discredit the Emperor in the eyes of the public, as the guy who had two white banthas destroyed almost immediately, thus paving the way for a palace coup in Imperial City. To this end, Vader had his daughter, Leia, convince her foster father Bail Organa and a bunch of his associates to set up the "Rebel Alliance" to provide a visible opposition to the Emperor. Vader captured Leia at Tatooine so that he could confer with her without arousing suspicion on the part of her "allies." In order to spring her, Vader played his hidden ace, his son Luke, who was mysteriously able to waltz into the Empire's new battle station, liberate the prize "prisoner," and waltz out with hardly any effort. Vader, of course, opened the necessary doors. This same Luke then led the attack on the first Death Star, but it's clear as day the battle station was rigged to blow from the inside, by Vader himself. As we know, Vader had never been especially impressed with the Death Star project to begin with, so its destruction was no big loss to him, especially after the Emperor had appointed Grand Moff Tarkin as the station's commanding officer, passing over Vader for the post.
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This makes completely sense. It actually answers a question I've always had.

Remember during the attack on the first Death Star? The official story claims that Vader, seconds before blasting Luke to space dust, is shot out of the sky by Han Solo. Luke goes on to "blow up" the Death Star, while Vader safely careens away. I've always wondered: If Vader were so skilled in the Force, how could he not "see" or "feel" Han Solo creeping up behind him?

Of course, if it was all a set up then it makes perfect sense. Vader rigs the Death Star to blow up. He then fabricates a reason to leave the Death Star, namely to engage the rebel alliance in ship to ship combat. Then with Vader, Luke, and Solo all in on it, the conspiracy is able to 1.) destroy the Death Star, 2.) give Vader a plausible alibi to not lose face in the Empire, and 3.) make Luke a hero to the new Rebellion.

It hurts the enemies of the conspiracy while simulatenously allowing the conspiracy's leadership to rise high into the ranks of the galaxies most powerful organizations. And no soul suspects a thing.

Bravo!
 
Hey folks,

I apologize for resurrecting a nearly year-old thread. I was thinking about posting a list of these points on my website, and I wanted to check with the folks here to make sure I am not stepping on anyone's toes. I will probably give a list of 15-20, most likely reworded at least slightly. I will, of course, properly credit the JREF forum, although probably not individual posters unless that becomes an issue. If anyone objects to my using this material, I won't use it.

So if anyone has any opinion on this, feel free to post. I'm not sure what the etiquette is for using material from multiple posters in a thread on a personal website, so feedback is quite appreciated. :)
 
30) Death Star = 9 letters
Skywalker = 9 letters
ben kenobi = 9 letters
princess l = 9 letters
tattooine = 9 letters

co-incidence????

31) The Death Star explosion happened just after the Emperor dissolved the senate. It was his Reichstag fire to justify his new powers.

32) General S had only days of training before before managing to expertly fly into range to shoot the reactor core? Yeah right.

33) After we heard the original story, the LUCAS group went back and created three new narratives to try and clear up their messy account but ended up adding even MORE questions than they answered. Who was this Jar Jar who is alleged to have aided the Emperor to power. He's central to grab for power in this new narrative but he isn't mentioned in the original reports. Bought off or killed off? We need to know!

34) The droids knew what happened in the newly released reports but their stories contradicted the original reports, did the LUCAS group have their memories wiped to hide the truth?
 
Apologies if this point has been made already:

How can we be expected to believe that, with the whole Galaxy to hide in, Obionekenobi hides on Aniken Skywalker's homeworld? And that Skywalker's son was "hidden" on the same world? Obviously they spemt their time plotting the advancement of the Skywalker clan' New Galactic Order.
 
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