The Death Star Destruction was an Inside Job!

bob_kark said:
When are you CTers going to learn? I've heard all your ridiculous claims before. I just have one question for you. Can you find one Aerospace Structural engineer to back any of the wild claims you've made?
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Oh yeah, like they will talk. Every Aerospace Structural engineer in the galaxy was employed on the "Death Star" project. They know where they're bread is buttered!
 
Through many long hours of research I discovered that before the first destruction of the military base; the same tramp freighter which was present at both destructions; blasted its way past a military patrol on a desert planet; then made an unscheduled landing on the base in question….

And guess who was on board? The #2 guy’s son! And it appears that the #2 guy’s daughter left the base on the tramp freighter not long before it was destroyed! How did it get away you ask? Someone "accidently" left the tractor beam off is the official story!

Strange how the Imperial Navy knew to evacuate the #2 guy’s kid’s right before the base was supposedly destroyed by terrorists!

And now they want us to believe his son is a “major player” in the terroristic revolution.

We have been sold a bill of goods!

LLH


 
bob_kark said:
When are you CTers going to learn? I've heard all your ridiculous claims before. I just have one question for you. Can you find one Aerospace Structural engineer to back any of the wild claims you've made?
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Transcripts of a high level meeting between Imperial officers reveal that Grand Moff Tarkin, commander of the Death Star said, "Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a
useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This
station is now the ultimate power in the universe."

By the empire's own admission, the Death Star was impervious to attack.
 
Plus they claim that the #2 guy killed his kid's mentor. Well, if he did, where is the body?
 
manny said:
Oh yeah, like they will talk. Every Aerospace Structural engineer in the galaxy was employed on the "Death Star" project. They know where they're bread is buttered!
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Oh right, like it takes every Aerospace Structural engineer to rebuild a sphere!! Come on!
 
I didn't realize that you were a sphere hugger. We've got nothing more to discuss.
 
senorpogo said:
Transcripts of a high level meeting between Imperial officers reveal that Grand Moff Tarkin, commander of the Death Star said, "Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a
useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This
station is now the ultimate power in the universe."

By the empire's own admission, the Death Star was impervious to attack.
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No one expected their to be an attack on the Death Star using "the force" at the time, it wasn't built to withstand an attack like that. The Empire thought they'd wiped all the Jedis out. Why build a "Jedi proof" Death Star if there are no Jedis?
 
bob_kark said:
No one expected their to be an attack on the Death Star using "the force" at the time, it wasn't built to withstand an attack like that. The Empire thought they'd wiped all the Jedis out. Why build a "Jedi proof" Death Star if there are no Jedis?
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:dl:
This guy's hilarious!
So you're saying that a ragged band of "rebels" defeated the most advanced space defense system in the GALAXY? That sounds like a conspiracy theory! :drool:

OWNED!!!
 
bob_kark said:
No one expected their to be an attack on the Death Star using "the force" at the time, it wasn't built to withstand an attack like that. The Empire thought they'd wiped all the Jedis out. Why build a "Jedi proof" Death Star if there are no Jedis?
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Can we ban this guy!!!? He's obviously his troll and won't agree that we are right and are always right about the Death Star and them impending invasion of Dantoine by the Galaxyists! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
chipmunk stew said:
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This guy's hilarious!
So you're saying that a ragged band of "rebels" defeated the most advanced space defense system in the GALAXY? That sounds like a conspiracy theory! :drool:

OWNED!!!
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I find your lack of faith disturbing. The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together. Seems like you don't know jack about Teh Fizorce!!

Well, then again, the Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

PWNEDZORZ!!!
 
kookbreaker said:
Can we ban this guy!!!? He's obviously his troll and won't agree that we are right and are always right about the Death Star and them impending invasion of Dantoine by the Galaxyists! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Please show me where in the membership agreement it states you can ban me because you don't agree with my opinion. Coward!
 
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I should have seen this coming. Glad I'm alone, otherwise I'd be getting strange looks.
 
Nothing to add.

I just wanted to thank you guys for giving me a big laugh on a day that I really need one. :)
 
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