One Million Rupees Offer to prove "Homeopathy is Paranormal"

[Dr. MAS]

A patient was came, I examined him and suggested my medicine. I took two hours in case taking and repertorization for that special case.

At the end, the patient family inquired from me, "DOCTOR SAHIB INNO KEE HAI" (WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?).

I said, you came here for treatment, I have no time to teach you because your level of understanding is very poor. I read homeopathy for 11 years, I can't tell you what is the problem with your patient in few minutes but I assure you he will be all right within 15 days.

The patient family again said, "KHUDARA SANO AAI TO DAS DIO AINO BEMARI KE HAI" (FOR GOD SAKE, WHICH DISEASE HE IS SUFFERING FROM). I said, you can't understand because you have very low qualification, for clear understanding I have wasted my 11 years in study and you can't understand it in just one minute.

Ok Doctor, "SIRF BEMARI DA NA DAS DIO" (JUST TELL THE NAME OF DISEASE). Family member inquired. I said, "he is suffering from mekhbesi".

Family members inquired "AI KI HONDA HAI" (WHAT IS MEKHBESI DISEASE), I said, I have already told you, you cannot understand becuase you are illeterate. I have no time to teach you. I just assure you, he will be all right in short time. Education which I got after 11 years of study, you are interested in understanding that education in few minutes. This is not possible.

Read above and find the answers of your question.

Please tell who among is interested in learning homeopathy?

Come forward.

I am ready to teach everyone. This is my profession and I know how to handle my students. I got first divsion in Master in Education (M.Ed) I was the incharge of 200 principles when I was doing the course. No problem with me.

 

[Donks]

A patient was came, I examined him and suggested my medicine. I took two hours in case taking and repertorization for that special case.

At the end, the patient family inquired from me, "DOCTOR SAHIB INNO KEE HAI" (WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?).

I said, you came here for treatment, I have no time to teach you because your level of understanding is very poor. I read homeopathy for 11 years, I can't tell you what is the problem with your patient in few minutes but I assure you he will be all right within 15 days.

The patient family again said, "KHUDARA SANO AAI TO DAS DIO AINO BEMARI KE HAI" (FOR GOD SAKE, WHICH DISEASE HE IS SUFFERING FROM). I said, you can't understand because you have very low qualification, for clear understanding I have wasted my 11 years in study and you can't understand it in just one minute.

Ok Doctor, "SIRF BEMARI DA NA DAS DIO" (JUST TELL THE NAME OF DISEASE). Family member inquired. I said, "he is suffering from mekhbesi".

Family members inquired "AI KI HONDA HAI" (WHAT IS MEKHBESI DISEASE), I said, I have already told you, you cannot understand becuase you are illeterate. I have no time to teach you. I just assure you, he will be all right in short time. Education which I got after 11 years of study, you are interested in understanding that education in few minutes. This is not possible.

So, you behave like an arrogant prick with your patients. And the point is?

 

[Ashles]

Please tell who among is interested in learning homeopathy?

Come forward.

We are interested in learning your explanation for how homeopathy works - not how to carry out homeopathy.

I do not intend to become a particle physicist, but I have had the structure and interaction of subatomic particles explained to me to a level where I understand the basic principles.

You say:

I got first divsion in Master in Education (M.Ed) I was the incharge of 200 principles when I was doing the course. No problem with me.

Well if it is no problem then please go ahead.
I don't think I need direct you to the appropriate thread again.

 

[Kumar]

Laughing is a good remedy. It is not placebo.

I don't know when many circles will become one straight line.

 

[Badly Shaved Monkey]

I am ready to teach everyone.

But you can't do basic arithmetic.

 

[Ashles]

The patient family again said, "KHUDARA SANO AAI TO DAS DIO AINO BEMARI KE HAI" (FOR GOD SAKE, WHICH DISEASE HE IS SUFFERING FROM). I said, you can't understand because you have very low qualification, for clear understanding I have wasted my 11 years in study and you can't understand it in just one minute.

Ok Doctor, "SIRF BEMARI DA NA DAS DIO" (JUST TELL THE NAME OF DISEASE). Family member inquired. I said, "he is suffering from mekhbesi".

Family members inquired "AI KI HONDA HAI" (WHAT IS MEKHBESI DISEASE), I said, I have already told you, you cannot understand becuase you are illeterate. I have no time to teach you. I just assure you, he will be all right in short time. Education which I got after 11 years of study, you are interested in understanding that education in few minutes. This is not possible.

Well firstly 'illiterate' means "Unable to read or write" or "Having no formal education".

I can assure you none of us fall into that category.

Secondly, I am assuming you could explain 'MEKHBESI' given time - it is presumably, not something you were born knowing - you yourself must have been taught about it at some point.

So once again, I look forward to your explanation.

 

[Ashles]

Laughing is a good remedy. It is not placebo.

I don't know when many circles will become one straight line.

Kumar, I thought you were a supporter of Dr. MAS - I am surprised to find you of all people laughing at him.

 

[Mojo]

A patient was came, I examined him and suggested my medicine. I took two hours in case taking and repertorization for that special case.

At the end, the patient family inquired from me, "DOCTOR SAHIB INNO KEE HAI" (WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?).

I said, you came here for treatment, I have no time to teach you because your level of understanding is very poor. I read homeopathy for 11 years, I can't tell you what is the problem with your patient in few minutes but I assure you he will be all right within 15 days.

The patient family again said, "KHUDARA SANO AAI TO DAS DIO AINO BEMARI KE HAI" (FOR GOD SAKE, WHICH DISEASE HE IS SUFFERING FROM). I said, you can't understand because you have very low qualification, for clear understanding I have wasted my 11 years in study and you can't understand it in just one minute.

Ok Doctor, "SIRF BEMARI DA NA DAS DIO" (JUST TELL THE NAME OF DISEASE). Family member inquired. I said, "he is suffering from mekhbesi".

Family members inquired "AI KI HONDA HAI" (WHAT IS MEKHBESI DISEASE), I said, I have already told you, you cannot understand becuase you are illeterate. I have no time to teach you. I just assure you, he will be all right in short time. Education which I got after 11 years of study, you are interested in understanding that education in few minutes. This is not possible.

That's some bedside manner, doc.

Edited to add
By the way, what is "mekhbesi?" I've just done couple of searches and guess what:

Your search - mekhbesi - did not match any documents.

 

[Dr. MAS]

Well firstly 'illiterate' means "Unable to read or write" or "Having no formal education".

I can assure you none of us fall into that category.

How come, Prove your statement?

 

[Kumar]

Kumar, I thought you were a supporter of Dr. MAS - I am surprised to find you of all people laughing at him.

No, I am just looking & laughing. Just avoid wondering in circles. Be specific in straight line.

 

[Ashles]

How come, Prove your statement?

Are you seriously asking me on an internet message board to prove that I can read and write?

Your stalling behaviour is becoming ludicrous.

 

[Mojo]

How come, Prove your statement?

If people are able to post on this forum, they cannot be illiterate, by definition.

 

[Darat]

If people are able to post on this forum, they cannot be illiterate, by definition.

Oh I think there are some examples in this very thread that prove the ability to post is not always linked to literacy!

 

[Dragon]

A patient was came, I examined him and suggested my medicine. I took two hours in case taking and repertorization for that special case.

At the end, the patient family inquired from me, "DOCTOR SAHIB INNO KEE HAI" (WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?).

I said, you came here for treatment, I have no time to teach you because your level of understanding is very poor. I read homeopathy for 11 years, I can't tell you what is the problem with your patient in few minutes but I assure you he will be all right within 15 days.

The patient family again said, "KHUDARA SANO AAI TO DAS DIO AINO BEMARI KE HAI" (FOR GOD SAKE, WHICH DISEASE HE IS SUFFERING FROM). I said, you can't understand because you have very low qualification, for clear understanding I have wasted my 11 years in study and you can't understand it in just one minute.

Ok Doctor, "SIRF BEMARI DA NA DAS DIO" (JUST TELL THE NAME OF DISEASE). Family member inquired. I said, "he is suffering from mekhbesi".

Family members inquired "AI KI HONDA HAI" (WHAT IS MEKHBESI DISEASE), I said, I have already told you, you cannot understand becuase you are illeterate. I have no time to teach you. I just assure you, he will be all right in short time. Education which I got after 11 years of study, you are interested in understanding that education in few minutes. This is not possible.

Read above and find the answers of your question.

Please tell who among is interested in learning homeopathy?

Come forward.

I am ready to teach everyone. This is my profession and I know how to handle my students. I got first divsion in Master in Education (M.Ed) I was the incharge of 200 principles when I was doing the course. No problem with me.

(I realise English isn't D. Mas's first language, so I wasn't picky)

 

[CFLarsen]

A patient was came, I examined him and suggested my medicine. I took two hours in case taking and repertorization for that special case.

At the end, the patient family inquired from me, "DOCTOR SAHIB INNO KEE HAI" (WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?).

I said, you came here for treatment, I have no time to teach you because your level of understanding is very poor. I read homeopathy for 11 years, I can't tell you what is the problem with your patient in few minutes but I assure you he will be all right within 15 days.

The patient family again said, "KHUDARA SANO AAI TO DAS DIO AINO BEMARI KE HAI" (FOR GOD SAKE, WHICH DISEASE HE IS SUFFERING FROM). I said, you can't understand because you have very low qualification, for clear understanding I have wasted my 11 years in study and you can't understand it in just one minute.

Ok Doctor, "SIRF BEMARI DA NA DAS DIO" (JUST TELL THE NAME OF DISEASE). Family member inquired. I said, "he is suffering from mekhbesi".

Family members inquired "AI KI HONDA HAI" (WHAT IS MEKHBESI DISEASE), I said, I have already told you, you cannot understand becuase you are illeterate. I have no time to teach you. I just assure you, he will be all right in short time. Education which I got after 11 years of study, you are interested in understanding that education in few minutes. This is not possible.

Read above and find the answers of your question.

Please tell who among is interested in learning homeopathy?

Come forward.

I am ready to teach everyone. This is my profession and I know how to handle my students. I got first divsion in Master in Education (M.Ed) I was the incharge of 200 principles when I was doing the course. No problem with me.

I hope it's not a problem with you, that I intend to use your little example above, when I discuss homeopathy with people.

Well, even if it is a problem with you, I don't really care. Because your attitude will be an eye-opener to many believers in homeopathy.

You are a well-known name in homeopathy, aren't you? Famous, even? I think it is important that people know how you treat your patients.

 

[Ashles]

Well it's sad that Dr. MAS's excuses returned to the - "I don't know if I can teach you because you don't already know what it is I'm going to teach you" excuse, but I can't say it was totally unexpected.

I don't quite know how anyone can learn anything from Dr. MAS as he appears to be unwilling to teach anyone who doesn't already have multiple PhDs in a variety of scientific disciplines.

Are there really that many people like that in Pakistan all lining up to study homeopathy?

Are these the only people Dr. MAS will teach?

If any of Dr. MAS students are reading this please could you let us know what you, as an average student of Dr. MAS must be an expert in before being allowed to learn from him?

 

[Mojo]

Oh I think there are some examples in this very thread that prove the ability to post is not always linked to literacy!

Not really. He seems capable of reading and writing (sometimes even of writing reasonably correct English). It's just basic comprehension he has a problem with.

 

[Badly Shaved Monkey]

How come, Prove your statement?

Still stalling? What frightens you so much about answering the questions? I wouldn't be too worried about being ridiculed. Sensible answers don't elicit mockery, but your current prevarication is making you look ridiculous.

In case you need to be reminded, the way to teach an interested student is to explain something to them then to test them on what has been explained. So far, we have explained the arithmetic of making dilutions and you have failed even to attempt to demonstrate your understanding.

At the moment, we are forced to conclude that you do not understand very simple scientific principles. You could overturn that opinion of you by deciding to answer honestly the questions you have been asked instead of resorting to your dishonest and disingenuous time-wasting.

 

[Gaga]

MAS has to be a champion in Multi-player First-person-shooters, his sidestepping abilities are wondrous.
Unreal tournament I suppose, given his inclinations...

(the thumping sound you might hear in the background is just my head on the wall. Don't worry, I have a stash of homeopathic painkillers, I should be ok in a couple of weeks)

 

[flume]

Well, I tried to give Dr. MAS the benefit of the doubt. But this is boring.

Dr. MAS, even if you are taking the main explanation of how you think homeopathy works to your other discussion board, I wish you would continue your discussion about Avogadro's number here. It is a simple topic. I have wondered if there might be a communication problem involved in the disagreement.