ConspiRaider
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Recipe for Chicken-Flavored Bouillon Cubes:
1. Secure large rooster, insert into filled henhouse. Wait 12 minutes.
2. Inject lethal chicken pox into a hen who swooned over very manly rooster antics.
3. Remove beak from hen, place in pot (hen, you smart-aleck, not beak).
4. Proceed to Fort Knox, sleepify entire U.S. Army contingent (see previous recipe used in James Bond film "Goldfinger" for instructions). Wait 12 minutes. Remove gold bullion, one brick.
5. Combine hen, gold brick and one 15 oz. can chicken broth into doughy mixture. Bring to boil, no more than 12 minutes.
6. Slice brick into bouillon-cube-sized squares, place on wax paper. Wait 12 minutes to cool. Enjoy.
1. Secure large rooster, insert into filled henhouse. Wait 12 minutes.
2. Inject lethal chicken pox into a hen who swooned over very manly rooster antics.
3. Remove beak from hen, place in pot (hen, you smart-aleck, not beak).
4. Proceed to Fort Knox, sleepify entire U.S. Army contingent (see previous recipe used in James Bond film "Goldfinger" for instructions). Wait 12 minutes. Remove gold bullion, one brick.
5. Combine hen, gold brick and one 15 oz. can chicken broth into doughy mixture. Bring to boil, no more than 12 minutes.
6. Slice brick into bouillon-cube-sized squares, place on wax paper. Wait 12 minutes to cool. Enjoy.