Yes, as in, they could not exist because the idea is logically incoherent.
I never said it was impossible for a computer program to simulate the behaviour of Rimmer. I said I saw no reason why a computer program simulating Rimmer's behaviour should be conscious.
And I never said that you did say that. I questioned how you could think that computer program could act in a way that appears conscious in every way to a human being such that we could never tell the difference. I don't see how a program could do that. Perhaps you could enlighten me on this score. I can see how people can pretend that it could, but if it could not in reality, then your point is moot.
They do if you include them in the program.
Um, how? How do you program in computer language emotion? We have emotion because of intricate groupings of cell firings interacting with each other and with the body as a whole. I can how that might be possible analogously with a computer employing silicon in a way similar to the way our neurons work (we would need to devise some other means of creating a hormonal environment and the compartmentalization issues involved with different neurotransmitters and the ability of substances like NO and CO to cross membranes and the impact of glial cells, etc, etc), but I have no idea how a program could pull that off.
So what is it that appears concious when you are faced with Rimmer?
Well, that's what I'm asking you. I don't believe this "he appears conscious" bit would work in the real world (he is, after all, a fictional character created by a human who lives in an emotional world). What appears conscious to us is the ability to change complex behavior in the world based on changing needs, the appearance of motivation, emotion, the ability to sift through competing choices and arrive at a decision, etc. A computer program can perform some of these, but not all, and not with the breadth of behavioral choices that we demonstrate. You can postulate a super-program that might be able to do such things, but if it can do everything that a human can do, then it would fit the criterion of being conscious as well. But, again, I don't see how a program could do all that. A silicon-based computer possibly, but not a program.
Yes, really. You have a problem with that? We know many of the ways that our brains do this, but not how it all fits together. The whole issue revolves about what we mean by "self-awareness" (which is why I keep asking you to explore the meaning of that term), but we already know the locations of the cells that are involved in our body maps so that we can be aware of where we are in space. We don't know how it all fits together, but we do know that such maps exist. We know some aspects of the motivational systems that allow us to place value on certain ideas and objects. We know where we make decisions about moral issues. We know where our "will" is located and have numerous examples of folks in which this region has been damaged.
You must think about what those words "self-aware" means and not treat them as some woo object. Lacking self-awareness I don't see how anyone could possibly simulate consciousness. It would become immediately apparent that there was something wrong with the person you interacted with if they lacked self-awareness.
I am saying I see no reason why it should be conscious and plenty of reasons why it shouldn't. "Impossible" is a bit strong but might be supportable if I could be bothered to figure out the whole argument that would lead there.
"Impossible" is what your argument requires. Absent "impossible", we are left with possible. That we do not know how neurons do it is no argument that they cannot produce consciousness in and of themselves. The same is true of silicon.
If you can't be bothered to figure out the argument, then I will accept that you concede the point.