Jesus created Sex

Davidjayjordan said:
SEE Masturbation is a sin Thread... as it isn't and the only way to get liberated is realise that man made laws make us restricted unable to *****.
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You seem to have a big hang up on this subject, something wrong with your love life.

Paul

:) :) :)
 
bruto said:
DJJ's philosophy reduced to a single bumper sticker:

REALITY IS A CULT
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No BRUTO, I am HERE on this thread to further your revelation about the apostle Paul and his devoid opinion about women and sex that has been adopted by the devoid and antisexual church system. But Bruto, you keep forgetting that you actually stated a very GREAT TRUTH, and now run from your truth when you could go with it and understand so many other mysteries about sex, holiness, self righteousness, church persecution, opinions versus the principles of the LORD.
 
Paulhoff said:
You seem to have a big hang up on this subject, something wrong with your love life.

Paul

:) :) :)
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Paul I won't report you for making a personal degrogatory comment against me because the moderators might ***** me and then I get **** and possibly ***** rather than you.

So I shall let it pass, as my love life is great but there is absolutely nothing wrong with loving yourself and masturbation.

SEE masturbation is NOT a sin thread or see my three posts and hyperlinks on it.

Get liberated not frustrated.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Paul I won't report you for making a personal degrogatory comment against me because the moderators might ***** me and then I get **** and possibly ***** rather than you.
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Yay! Mad libs again!

Paul I won't report you for making a personal degrogatory comment against me because the moderators might enhance me and then I get marshmallows and possibly hiccups rather than you.
 
Originally Posted by calebprime




<snip>...My (serious) position is that Jesus was and is very hard to nail down,...<snip>


Not so hard to nail UP, though! :rolleyes:

Its not funny when people got nailed to crosses and crucified, it is no joke and hardly humoress. Please take back your words and delete your POST.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Paul I won't report you for making a personal degrogatory comment against me because the moderators might ***** me and then I get **** and possibly ***** rather than you.

So I shall let it pass, as my love life is great but there is absolutely nothing wrong with loving yourself and masturbation.

SEE masturbation is NOT a sin thread or see my three posts and hyperlinks on it.

Get liberated not frustrated.
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I'm still confused. What authority do you have to speak for God? It seems to me that you've already claimed to speak for God in the form of a prophecy that failed to come true. So why should we believe anything you say about Jesus and sex?
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Originally Posted by calebprime [qimg]http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/helloworld2/buttons/viewpost.gif[/qimg]




<snip>...My (serious) position is that Jesus was and is very hard to nail down,...<snip>


Not so hard to nail UP, though! :rolleyes:

Its not funny when people got nailed to crosses and crucified, it is no joke and hardly humoress. Please take back your words and delete your POST.
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Yeah, but when people try to crucify themselves they can never get that last nail in.
 
Hokulele said:
You really need to go watch "Life of Brian". It really is funny.
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Oh, shut up Big Nose!

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
 

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Foster Zygote said:
Oh, shut up Big Nose!

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
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Foster, you also would add your name to such mockery. So be it, you have chosen poorly and may it not be forgotten til you apologise.

Crucifixion is not funny.

Will you others not speak up to such mockery of such pain and suffering ?
 
Hokulele said:
You really need to go watch "Life of Brian". It really is funny.
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H in your zealous nature to disagree with everything I say, you have again gone way to far in mocking crucifixion as if it is funny. Crucifixion is a painful agonizing way to die.

How can you people be so foolish and childish and so LOW and despicable... to laugh when someone gets crucified.

I should be shocked but nothing shocks me about a mob mentality.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Pain and an agonizing death is not funny. No wonder I try and stay away from this terribly rude and crude discussion board, especially when the silent readers do not speak up against such remarks.
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It seems your attitude has brought this on yourself. I've seen many of your posts which were dripping with arrogance. While I agree that post was crude, it wasn't uncalled for or out of line.
 
joobz said:
It seems your attitude has brought this on yourself. I've seen many of your posts which were dripping with arrogance. While I agree that post was crude, it wasn't uncalled for or out of line.
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So Joobz, you have joined in with them, for your double speak that their posts were crude, but in-line is totally devoid of reason and logic.

They are out of line and they are crude because they are out of line.

And now, your agreement with them makes you out of line and part of the crudity. Shame on you.
 
But when responders get out of line and crude and rude and HEATED UP, it not **** that get *******, but it puts in jeopardy the whole *****, as that is surely their ****** all the time, to stop the ***********
 
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