Jack by the hedge
Safely Ignored
Agent 451, Number One wants a word about another part of your plan.
#1: "These scapegoats of yours"
451: "Yes. The most brilliant detail. We have a terrorist cell of naive jihadists, eager to martyr themselves against the Great Satan, and they have no idea they're really being run by us."
#1: "And the evidence trail is unimpeachable?"
451: "Yup. There's documentation and independent witnesses to prove they really trained to be able to carry out the whole mission."
#1: "But you're going to fake the mission, plant their DNA at the scenes and cover up all the evidential anomalies at a cost to us of many billions of dollars."
451: "Expensive, I admit, but it'll be totally worth it in the long term".
#1: "Why don't we just let them do it for us? They're trained and ready to go. They'll do it for free. And then we don't need to cover up anything."
451: "Aww, but our guys would be really disappointed. And you know how you love needlessly complicated ways of killing people which are really unlikely to succeed."
#1: "I suppose. So long as we can pin it on a group of Iraqis and Afghans it'll pay off".
451: "Ah. About that."
#1: "What? All I asked for was a frikkin group of frikkin Iraqis and a few frikkin Afghans! What have we got?"
451: "Uhh. Saudis."
etc
#1: "These scapegoats of yours"
451: "Yes. The most brilliant detail. We have a terrorist cell of naive jihadists, eager to martyr themselves against the Great Satan, and they have no idea they're really being run by us."
#1: "And the evidence trail is unimpeachable?"
451: "Yup. There's documentation and independent witnesses to prove they really trained to be able to carry out the whole mission."
#1: "But you're going to fake the mission, plant their DNA at the scenes and cover up all the evidential anomalies at a cost to us of many billions of dollars."
451: "Expensive, I admit, but it'll be totally worth it in the long term".
#1: "Why don't we just let them do it for us? They're trained and ready to go. They'll do it for free. And then we don't need to cover up anything."
451: "Aww, but our guys would be really disappointed. And you know how you love needlessly complicated ways of killing people which are really unlikely to succeed."
#1: "I suppose. So long as we can pin it on a group of Iraqis and Afghans it'll pay off".
451: "Ah. About that."
#1: "What? All I asked for was a frikkin group of frikkin Iraqis and a few frikkin Afghans! What have we got?"
451: "Uhh. Saudis."
etc