The evidence is right in front of you, and you still deny it

Really, I shouldn't even need to point it out, but it goes for
all of you.
Obviously the Randiites are being paid to deny the truth.
Likewise, our newcomer denies the conclusion to discredit Truthers.
Logically, there can be
only one explanation!!
The crater was caused by meteors!
Ridiculous that so many say it was a plane.
Or that it was a bunch of cruise missiles.
Laughable!
Look,
you yourself presented the proof that meteors make those patterns!
The only reason to deny this most logical and well
Reasoned observation, is because we are too afraid
Of what it could mean. For who could possibly
Lob meteors at us?
Who indeed? You need
Look no further than our own government...
The perpetrators even
crow about their powers in the newspapers, calling it
Research! Which also distracts from their other power, namely the
Orbital beam weapons used to
fnord
Level other structures on 9/11! The secret masters of the world are
Laughing at us! But we'll never give in!!
Sic semper tyrannus!