bigfoot is real I have the proof

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Creekfreak:

Take your "evidence" to a local newspaper (you don't have to leave anything with them). If they don't laugh at you, come back here and tell us what they said.

 

[sinclairmcevoy]

Perhaps if you got a real job, you could afford to pay for the testing yourself. Of course, since you may be full of it, you will have a million reasons why "research" takes up all your time. 5 days a week, that leaves 2 days to work. Fund your own "research", then peddle your crap to those who think like you do.

 

[SweatyYeti]

The photo are not all I have I have hair samples also . If you would care to pay for dna testing by an expert Ill be happy to send some of it to anyone you choose fit to do the job . I have been a member of a few bigfoot forums I am very well known on them . My photo is proof it will stand up to any testing you can come up with it is not a fake . It cannot be denyed it is a photo of a bigfoot creature and that the state forestry helicopter pilots saw the creatures right in front of there faces . If you dont beleave me contact them and ask them .

Hey Creekfreak.....welcome to the sewer!

Your photo may well be proof.....time will tell.

And as for your account of a sighting.....it does indeed qualify as evidence for Bigfoot's existence. The question is.....how much does it weigh?


I wonder how many skeptics on this board will be willing to go on record as saying they give CF's sighting report a 0% likelihood, or probability, of being true.
Or, in other words....who would say they think it's 100% likely that CF is lying??

 

[baron]

First let me say I have not joined this site to get into any arguments about what is real or what is not ...

+ lots of made up stuff

I give more credence to anecdotal reports than most people on these forums. However, your accounts are blatantly false.

As you are obviously challenged by the written word you may not understand that even without considering the probability of the events related, the manner in which the anecdote is written, structured and presented tells an educated reader a lot about its veracity.

In this case, it's clear that there is no truth in what you write. You have made it up. Every last word of it. You are a liar.

If you want to use your truly abysmal story-telling abilities to try and convince people of your sincerity then believe me, you've come to the wrong place. There are plenty of woo sites filled with uncritical persons of base intelligence who would marvel at your stories and maybe even be stupid enough to send you money for your Photoshopped marvel of digital trickery. I suggest you give them a try.

 

[madurobob]

I wonder how many skeptics on this board will be willing to go on record as saying they give CF's sighting report a 0% likelihood, or probability, of being true.

Sign me up! I assign very near 0% probability to the claim of a BF sighting. Why? Because no sound evidence of BF has been provided by anyone ever.

Or, in other words....who would say they think it's 100% likely that CF is lying??

Not quite the opposite of above. I can and do assign 0% probability to a true sighting without insisting CF was lying. He could be mistaken, he could be confused, he could be delusional.. doesn't make him a liar.

 

[madurobob]

Someday I hope it happens to you becouse it really is a life changing experience to know the truth .

"Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby! Don't you put that on us!"

Oh, wait, your wishing a bigfoot on us? OK, thats fine. Thanks!

 

[TjW]

Every thing I have said is true you say I am a lier becouse that is an easy way out for someone that knows nothing about this research . I am willing to put my proof out for the public to see but I want something in return . Thats the american way brother you want the proof you must pay for it . I have to much invested to just give anything away .

No, we say you're a lyre, because you seem so high-strung.

 

[Elizabeth I]

Hello Creekfreak . I am prepared to offer you, in cash, the sum of 1 million Truther dollars . I can print them up in any denomination you'd like . Hey, I will even throw in the secret of the "enter" key as a bonus .

You could sweeten the deal if you throw in a little string.

I think Creekfreak is a total fake. Even his bad spelling seems fake to me, as if he were someone who knows how to spell deliberately trying to write like someone who doesn't.

 

[Zep]

Hey Creekfreak! I'll pay you what it's worth! Send me the photo now!

 

[Creekfreak]

Well at least I dident get an f ! I would like to just say thanks for all of your imput into this matter . I am sure what I have learned here will be very usefull in the furture of bigfoot research . Someday you might try to think for yourselfes and not what one group of people say should be true . The world has plenty of people that follow we need more people that are not scared to be free thinkers what are you going to be ? Yourself or what others say you should be ? Think about that before you go to bed tonight I wont becouse I have to much to think about then to worry about others think .Ill make it real simple if you want to see a picture of bigfoot Ive got one and it wont cost you any thing to see it . Juat come on down to sunny fla and Ill be happy to show it to you free of charge . Thats the best I can offer now how bad do you want to know the truth ? Hop a bus and come on down and bring the best editing equipment there is . There you go theres a challange prove me worng . Ill be waiting

 

[athon]

The hair is really no big deal to me I look at it like I would look at a foot print it just tells me yes he has been in this area he has craped in my yard also but that is the same thing to me It just shows he has been here .

Here's why I, personally, think you're a joke, and a rather poor quality one at that. If you had any experience at all with investigating animals in an environment you'd know this is complete and utter bollocks. Scat and hair samples both provide DNA, which can indicate species and population relationships. Collecting a number of samples can lead to understanding population numbers and gene pool size. Scat can give an idea of diet and possible diseases.

So, as far as scat goes, you're full of it. For you to say 'it just tells me it's been there' and then call yourself any sort of expert is laughable.

Seeing it and takeing pictures is what I am after . Hair and crap are no good unless you can show someone a picture then it kind of sinks in that your not lieing .

I haven't read such nonsense since the last con-artist came through these parts.

Look, you're under no obligation to follow any advice here. In fact, if I were trying to con somebody, I wouldn't follow any of it myself. Hair and scat samples would be far, far more credible than any photograph. It's damn near impossible to fake a DNA sequence with current technology. Same can't be said for photographs.

Again, nobody will take you seriously until you take this seriously. Sending anything to a 'big foot specialist' is like me sending tinsel to a 'fairy specialist'. There is nothing established to be an expert in. A university would have the equipment, the experience AND, most importantly, the respectability to be taken seriously should anything come of it.

Ok folks theres some more fodder for you to pick apart have at it . Ill be standing by for some real questions about bigfoot research if you so chose to learn something .

Since you've shown you don't know squat, I won't hold my breath on you teaching us anything new.

Athon

 

[Correa Neto]

Biscardi
Freeman
Marx
Patterson
Gimlim
Hieronimus
Moneymaker

And now, enter Creekfreak, the TCBFH's (The Center for BigFoot Hoaxes) n00bie!

 

[Starthinker]

Creekfreak, I am a serious bigfoot researcher. I am willing to buy your picture and hair samples. Please let me know how much you want for them and I have a friend in Florida that will issue you a check. In order for him to safely transport the picture and samples to me he will write the check for over the amount you want, just return the difference to him in cash. Then he'll use the cash to bring the pictures and hair samples to me and we'll give them the research they deserve.

 

[Z]

Creekfreak, I am a serious bigfoot researcher. I am willing to buy your picture and hair samples. Please let me know how much you want for them and I have a friend in Florida that will issue you a check. In order for him to safely transport the picture and samples to me he will write the check for over the amount you want, just return the difference to him in cash. Then he'll use the cash to bring the pictures and hair samples to me and we'll give them the research they deserve.

Hmmm... you forgot to add that he'll need to mail his bank account info to your Nigerian address....

 

[fromdownunder]

Ill make it real simple if you want to see a picture of bigfoot Ive got one and it wont cost you any thing to see it . Juat come on down to sunny fla and Ill be happy to show it to you free of charge . Thats the best I can offer now how bad do you want to know the truth ? Hop a bus and come on down and bring the best editing equipment there is . There you go theres a challange prove me worng . Ill be waiting

This has got to be the pickup line of the year. Come visit me and I'll show you my Bigfoot.

Norm

 

[LTC8K6]

I wonder how many skeptics on this board will be willing to go on record as saying they give CF's sighting report a 0% likelihood, or probability, of being true.
Or, in other words....who would say they think it's 100% likely that CF is lying??

Given his performances at BFF, and the reactions there, I'd say those are probably a given.

I do wonder what else he invented, though. It's too bad he didn't get the billions he deserved. He could have wasted it on bigfoot expeditions.

 

[CLD]

No money no bigfoot.

How about just no bigfoot?

 

[kitakaze]

Creekfreak had his own famous ongoing sighting thread on Bigfoot Forums until he got banned. A massive classic known as...

Bungle in the Jnugle.

Creek's initial sighting report.

It's some kind of hillbilly thing with a brain gone bad. The Jnugle thread is a crazy soap opera. I think one of those BFF Bigfooters visited him. Dude pretty much wouldn't say anything about Creek after that. Like he was shell-shocked or something.

Well Creekfreak claimed that he invented the Weed eater, named "Bungee Jumping", invented "skimboarding'" and his father invented parasailing for the US Air Force.

He also claims to have invented many more things which "I cant talk about because there is going to be a major law suit soon". He says he has been robbed of Billions of Dollars!!!!!

So, he didn't see or photograph a Bigfoot, he invented one.

Norm

Well, slap me hard, call me Susan! Creekfreak's here! Let's see, historian, manofthesea, Creekfreak, and a pinch of Sweaty thrown in... When it rains it pours! I'm just enjoying the thought of imagining these four with a broke-down ride, stranded on a forest road at night.

Creekfreak, for the benefit of those who don't have the time to wade into your 'Jnugle' saga, could you detail the events of your invention of the weedwacker?

And just for me could you tell me when you were banned from the MABRC? I mean, wow... banned from the MABRC. That takes a special kind of guano. Respect.

 

[kitakaze]

Hey Creekfreak.....welcome to the sewer!

Your photo may well be proof.....time will tell.

And as for your account of a sighting.....it does indeed qualify as evidence for Bigfoot's existence. The question is.....how much does it weigh?


I wonder how many skeptics on this board will be willing to go on record as saying they give CF's sighting report a 0% likelihood, or probability, of being true.
Or, in other words....who would say they think it's 100% likely that CF is lying??

What percentage would you give it, Sweaty?

As always, we'd love to hear your math.

 

[Zep]

Well at least I dident get an f ! I would like to just say thanks for all of your imput into this matter . I am sure what I have learned here will be very usefull in the furture of bigfoot research . Someday you might try to think for yourselfes and not what one group of people say should be true . The world has plenty of people that follow we need more people that are not scared to be free thinkers what are you going to be ? Yourself or what others say you should be ? Think about that before you go to bed tonight I wont becouse I have to much to think about then to worry about others think .Ill make it real simple if you want to see a picture of bigfoot Ive got one and it wont cost you any thing to see it . Juat come on down to sunny fla and Ill be happy to show it to you free of charge . Thats the best I can offer now how bad do you want to know the truth ? Hop a bus and come on down and bring the best editing equipment there is . There you go theres a challange prove me worng . Ill be waiting

I'll make this easier for you, CF.

I don't live in the USA. So I cannot catch any bus to see you. I do not have any editing equipment. I do not think like all the rest. I want to see your picture. Please email it to me now. I will pay what it is worth. Thank you.