bigfoot is real I have the proof

[TX50]

If your photos are so convincing then surely it should be a doddle to get
some proper research funding.

 

[William Parcher]

Creekfreak had his own famous ongoing sighting thread on Bigfoot Forums until he got banned. A massive classic known as...

Bungle in the Jnugle.

Creek's initial sighting report.

 

[WildCat]

This is no hoax and I challange anyone to disprove this photo but before that happens its going to cost someone big bucks . No money no bigfoot . I need equipment for my research so this is why I am puting it up for sale . I have the proof now how bad do you want it ?

Hello Creekfreak . I am prepared to offer you, in cash, the sum of 1 million Truther dollars . I can print them up in any denomination you'd like . Hey, I will even throw in the secret of the "enter" key as a bonus .

 

[Normal Dude]

Creekfreak had his own famous ongoing sighting thread on Bigfoot Forums until he got banned. A massive classic known as...

Bungle in the Jnugle.

Creek's initial sighting report.

My lord there is a lot of stupid in those threads.

I can now why he is here. Even the Bigfoot believers know he is full of it.

 

[William Parcher]

It's some kind of hillbilly thing with a brain gone bad. The Jnugle thread is a crazy soap opera. I think one of those BFF Bigfooters visited him. Dude pretty much wouldn't say anything about Creek after that. Like he was shell-shocked or something.

 

[William Parcher]

He's gonna slime Bigfoot with glow juice to make him visible...

I called the tv station but the girl that did the story is not in today I left a massage for her to call me I want to talk to her before it aires to make sure this is going to be a positive report if not then I will go up aganst them with a vengence .From what I saw it looked like the fla wildlife comm. is going to come clean about this lets hope it is a good report if it is more people will come forth with there sightings then maybe we can get some help with this I am doing all I can but there is so much more that needs to be done . .Ill be going on high alert starting tomarrow night Ive got to go to panama city tuesday I will pick up battery powered black light and as many glow sticks as I can afford I am going to try and mix the fluid with some cooking oil so it will go farther then spray it on all the bushes around here and down by the creek . A table will be set up like I said with all kinds of food in sight of the night vision video cam all I will have to do is hit record on the vcr it wont have any sound but we cant have everything . I will spray it all over the ground also if he walks through it his tracks will show up with the black light that way I will know witch way he travels then I will track him to see where he goes I wont hit him with the black light untel ive gathered as much imformation as I can with out him knowing he is covered with the glow juice . I am still trying to get my hands on some uv - black light leds so I can build a black light spot light you have to sgin a release form just to buy them for some reason maybe they know we will use them to find bigfoot or something I dont know but that doesent make any sence to me why you would have to sgin a form just for some led lights . . Maybe next week i will be able to get a game cam this week will be the glow sticks and food . I will still work on geting the boats ready when this is all out in the open I will offer the sientific folks the use of them for reasearch and of course I will be at there service as a guide into the swamps we all have to do our part to learn all we can about thses creatures . Comander creekfreak panhandle observation station standing by.

 

[RayG]

...I left a massage for her...

Well there's the problem.

RayG

 

[CptColumbo]

Here is where you need to go to sell your photo:
Weekly world news

Sadly, it is no longer in print.

 

[PBTree]

Ah, notice I only said new paragraph. I did not explian how to get a used or a currently being used paragraph.

This is what is know as wetting the appetite.

Just thought you would like to know DrewD. It is 'whet the appetite', with an H



I actually believe this chap is one of those Nigerian bank scammers who has decided to launch into a new career making money out of the lucrative Bigfoot Hair & Photo market.

 

[NobbyNobbs]

The photo are not all I have I have hair samples also . If you would care to pay for dna testing by an expert Ill be happy to send some of it to anyone you choose fit to do the job . I have been a member of a few bigfoot forums I am very well known on them . My photo is proof it will stand up to any testing you can come up with it is not a fake . It cannot be denyed it is a photo of a bigfoot creature and that the state forestry helicopter pilots saw the creatures right in front of there faces . If you dont beleave me contact them and ask them .

Which state forestry pilots? Which state? What day did this happen? Give me some names and some contact information, and if they can verify your story, I'll be glad to negotiate a price for the pictures.

 

[JoeEllison]

Creekfreak, is English your second language?

And, did you know that you can hit the "Enter" key on your computer every few sentences, in order to create paragraphs?

 

[autumn1971]

Creek mentions the Florida Wildlife Commision, so I assume that he's in my home state (sigh). Really, as big as Florida is, the deep swamps of the Everglades and the Big Bend (northwestern part of the state) are the only areas left that are not within "playin'-Freebird-on-yer-Trans-Am-bitchin'-loud" distance of strip-mall "civilization".

There is just not enough space for such a creature to exist here.

Also, the peninsular aspect of Florida has rendered most other isolated populations smaller than their mainland relatives. Key Deer are an adorably miniature example, but the fact is that Florida's White-tail and Mule deer are generally smaller than other populations. Creekfreak's estimate of a twelve foot high biped seems really silly.

Lastly, to exist without detection, this biped must exist in the swamps that are the home to the only species besides cockroaches that Florida grows BIG. Yup. Alligators. A biped living in the swamp without the ability to fly is best described as bait.

 

[fromdownunder]

Well Creekfreak claimed that he invented the Weed eater, named "Bungee Jumping", invented "skimboarding'" and his father invented parasailing for the US Air Force.

He also claims to have invented many more things which "I cant talk about because there is going to be a major law suit soon". He says he has been robbed of Billions of Dollars!!!!!

So, he didn't see or photograph a Bigfoot, he invented one.

Norm

 

[imjohn]

Man, that is a whole lot of typing.

Even if I had the money to pay you for the picture I wouldn't. I'd rather buy some nice Ansel Adams Yosemite pictures for my walls.

Thanks for the offer though.

 

[Aepervius]

Hey, creek freak, are you sure it ain't a tree stump ?

just checking :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlNwRoKr-So

 

[imjohn]

Took a look at the BF forum. Sweet Zombie Jesus is that stuff tedious.

 

[WDB]

Why are you telling us all this ? if the photos are good take them to a newspaper or an agent, are you hoping someone here will give you money ?

 

[Creekfreak]

Ok If I dont get to your qustion I am not being rude it will just take some time to get to all of them . Right now this is where I am I have contacted the state and explained to them what I have . The reason I contacted them is becouse I felt they had a right to know that there helicopter was in the photo . I wanted to give them a chance to respond before I took it to the public . In exchange for a job with the state studying the creature I told them I would hold the photo back from the public . At this time they have not responded to me but have talked to a freind of mine about it . They are well aware of the creature or animal what ever it is . The FWC has stacks of reports on file . They have not denyed it but can not take a stand one way or another becouse there is just not enough evidence to say anything at this time . This has been on the news you can check that out if you feel you must . Reports will cost you 5 cents a copy just contact the FWC . As far as protecting the pilots I felt they did not desearve to be ridiculed and there names smeared just just like you people are trying to do to me they where just doing there jobs . Becouse they have not responded I am taking it that they dont care so I dont care what happens any more . Yes Ive thought about going to the news about it and I still may do that I am in posession of the picture it is not going any where . Iam looking at all my options and one is to offer it to a private person to market it becouse I feel there is more to be made off it then just giveing it to the local news station . I have had some offers from the tabloids A very big sum as a matter of fact but I have not taken it . I dont want to go that route becouse every body knows that what they print is mostly a bunch of bull I have to protect my credibility . Some of you may think I have none but to many I still do . Yes I was baned from the bff and I take great pride in that fact for reasons I wont get into right now . It is well known by many what I posted there is all the truth . Even my inventions that I was not able to explaine before I was baned by a person that lives in the uk that would not know a bigfoot if it kicked him in the ass . My self and others where band becouse we are the people doing real research not a bunch of armchair researchers . Try the mabrc site if you would like to learn something about bigfoot this is where the real researchers are . I was band from there allso but it was becouse I went to the state and some felt becouse of that there reputations where at stake .

How bout a new paragrah happy now ? Just becouse I struggle with proper grammer does not mean I am a hoxer , crazzy or stupid thats very rude of you people makeing fun of my abilities . If you would like to contact the state yourself the head honchos name is Charles bronson com. of agreculture the spokes person for the fwc name is Lt Stan kirkland he is the one that stated they have stacks of reports on the news . I am not the only one seeing these things there are at least 15 sightings within a 20 mile area of here that I know of. Is it something in the water or are all of these people crazzy to ?

As far as comeing here hey if someone is talking about bigfoot I am there brother this is my life . Yes trust is a two way street ill make the same deal I have made to others . Put some money in an escrow account that can not be taken out unless both parties agree . I will come to your location and show you the picture from the sd card in person I will not send it over the internet I am not a fool . Any enhancing will be done with me and the buyer present if you are not happy with the results . Then all you are out is the price of an airplane ticket and a few hambergers to feed me while I am there . Autumn yes I am in fla north west to be exact . You are not correct that a creature can survive here though . There are vast areas of untouched swamp lands in this area . Some of it most likely has not been walked on by humans for more then 100 years or more its just to harsh for any one to reach . My land itself is very harsh my family has owned it for 40 years and I havent seen it all becouse its just hard to hack your way through the thick jungle . Like it or not these are the places this creature lives . As far as bigfoot being bait that is not the case I know of a person that watched one grab a gator and smash it aganst a tree to kill it . If I can survive in the swamp so can an 8 foot hulk of a creature . Commom sence should tell you not to mess with a 12 foot gator I do beleave they are smarter then that . As far as food goes there are many things they can eat there are tons of berries Ive counted at least 10 different kinds just in my yard . Sure some of them we cant eat but that doesent mean a bigfoot could not eat them . At least 25 different kinds of mushrooms , not to mention edible leaves roots and small animals . They tend to hang around the swamps and creeks so fish and water foul can be cought very easy if you know how . To tell you the truth they probly live better then we do as far as there diet goes .

There we go another paragraph !! Hair samples have been sent to an expert that studies bigfoot hair I have not heard from them yet . The hair is really no big deal to me I look at it like I would look at a foot print it just tells me yes he has been in this area he has craped in my yard also but that is the same thing to me It just shows he has been here . Seeing it and takeing pictures is what I am after . Hair and crap are no good unless you can show someone a picture then it kind of sinks in that your not lieing .Ok folks theres some more fodder for you to pick apart have at it . Ill be standing by for some real questions about bigfoot research if you so chose to learn something .

Do not use this forum to solicit donations of any kind. Not to sell your photo, or encourage people to fly you somewhere or even to get a hamburger. If you continue to do so, you will be suspended and/or banned.

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[Lensman]

OK, since Creekfreak has the literacy skills of an eight year old child I'm going to fix his post up:




That was by no means an exhaustive correction.

I assign this paper a grade of D-. You can turn in a new draft within a week for a re-grade.

Nope, not a hoax. It's a SCAM. And a badly executed one at that.

You forgot the "then/than" errors!