bigfoot is real I have the proof

[Hellbound]

I would suggest re-investing in a few grammar courses, and perhaps a spell-checker (as others hae hinted). You'll be more likely to turn a profit of any kind.

And the American way doesn't really concern us...what you're calling the American way is, most definately, not the scientific way.

So run along, now, and let the adults talk.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Well, that makes sense then.

Nice hat. Nice ass.

Danke.

Every thing I have said is true you say I am a lier becouse that is an easy way out for someone that knows nothing about this research .

Once again, I called you a liar, not a lier. And I called you this because you say you encountered a creature four years ago that was "way different then any thing I have seen before in the wild", and then said you saw another such creature 12 years ago.

Something in there must be a lie.

 

[Creekfreak]

They are flesh and blood creatures all that invisable stuff is a bunch of bull. I was face to face with it it and he did not vanish into thin air he walked away on 2 feet .

 

[DrewD]

I'd be happy to show him this. But it won't be free, it's gonna cost 'em...

Is one bigfoot picture payment enough?

 

[Metullus]

Danke.

Bitte schön.

 

[DrewD]

They are flesh and blood creatures all that invisable stuff is a bunch of bull. I was face to face with it it and he did not vanish into thin air he walked away on 2 feet .

LIBEL!!!!

 

[Lynx2174]

All I can say is: Tl;dr.

 

[IMST]

Is one bigfoot picture payment enough?

I'll not only tell him how to use a spell checker, but I'll even tell him how to use a paragraph in exchange for the photo. My time will be worth the laugh.

 

[DrewD]

If you have a picture that cannot be dismissed, go public with it. I assure you fame and fortune awaits if the picture is as good as you say.

By the way, to start a new paragraph, press the enter/return key on the keyboard.

 

[madurobob]

<sigh> did someone forget to close the bigfoot door?

This is no hoax and I challange anyone to disprove this photo but before that happens its going to cost someone big bucks . No money no bigfoot . I need equipment for my research so this is why I am puting it up for sale . I have the proof now how bad do you want it ?

Here is where you need to go to sell your photo:
Weekly world news

Amazingly, they will do a pretty good job of vetting the pure BS from the almost quasi-believable BS.

Now, please, tell all your "I have absolute proof but I won't let you see it" bigfoot friends to stay away. Show your "proof" or shut up.

 

[Hellbound]

ACtualyl, and someone correct me if I'm wrong here, but wouldn't his photo be covered by copyright law?

I mean, he could show it to us, and if we went off and made money from it he could sue the livng *** out of us for copyright infringement, right?

So the whole "I'm holding it til you pay me" line is, essentially, BS.

 

[Creekfreak]

I have shown the picture to some fellow researchers . Up untell now I was protecting the pilots . But now I realize they work for the state therefore they work for us they will have to answer for there actions sooner or later . Right now I need money for research to get better photos of them so there will never be any dout again . To do this I need camaras that I cant afford . Research costs a lot of money there are no grants for this as of yet . It is all privately funded by people like me willing to put the time and effort into this . I work very hard 5 days a week to gather evidence it is no small task . Starting next week I will be in the swamp for 5 days week with the boat . I am not into fame Ive had it before and dont care for it I am not aganst being payed for my efforts though .

 

[-Fran-]

Oh dear, this was a talkative troll.

Yeah With those weird troll fingers that can find most of the keys on the keyboard except the enter key to make a few paragraph brakes...

Isn't it funny how most trolls have some sort of weird quirk in how they write. See how this one makes a space between the end of each sentence and the dot? Like this . It's sort of the finger print of an Internet troll, I think.

 

[Creekfreak]

Again sorry fran someone will have to show me how to make them . I am not stupid just not very good with a keyboard I was never tought this in school and at 43 its probly to late for me to learn .

 

[Creekfreak]

Fran thats just the way I do it thats the best I can explane it .

 

[-Fran-]

Again sorry fran someone will have to show me how to make them . I am not stupid just not very good with a keyboard I was never tought this in school and at 43 its probly to late for me to learn .

OK, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you are sincere here. Every time you want a new paragraph, just press the enter key two times. 43 is definitely not too late to learn. I am 37, I learn new things every day!

 

[IMST]

Every time you want a new paragraph, just press the enter key two times.

Man, I was gonna trade a bigfoot photo for that knowledge. Nice jorb.

 

[Normal Dude]

OK, since Creekfreak has the literacy skills of an eight year old child I'm going to fix his post up:

First let me say I have not joined this site to get into any arguments about what is real or what is not. I am here to share what has happened to myself not others. I will not try and convince any disbeleavers disbelievers my experiences are real I dont don't have time to deal with negative thinking. I will be glad to answer any questions about my research that you have.

Ok OK here we go my real name is Gary carlsten Carlsten I am a fulltime full-time bigfoot Bigfoot field researcher. My research began when I had a face to face encounter with a bigfoot Bigfoot creature less then 15 ft away in broad daylight about 4 years ago. I walked up on the creature that was going through my trash I kept in an area shelded shielded from the rest of the yard by some brush. I did not see him at first becouse because of the brush but I heard cans clanging together I stoped stopped where I was when I heard the cans. My first thought was it must be a dog or racoon raccoon in my trash and did not think nothing of chasing something small away if it was.

But to my surprize surprise it was not a dog but a very large creature squating squatting down diging digging through my trash. He did not hear me walk up becouse because of the noise the cans where makeing making. At first I did not realize how big it was becouse it was squating squatting. Becouse the hair was long it looked to me at first to be a man wearing a cape or poncho. So I said who are you he looked up at me with huge blood shot eyes and gasped then he jumped up. This was when I realized how big he was my first thoughts where it was a big black man becouse his skin was black but then I realized he was covered from head to toe with reddish brown hair and was not wearing clothes. Becouse Because of his size 8 feet tall and his build I knew this was no man he was just to too big to be a man. He had massive forearms that where were much longer then a mans. But he had very human expressions on his face and the same mussel muscle groups in his upper torso as a human man. His stance was bent leged and had very big uper upper legs. He was not fat but very fit every move he made there was mussel muscle flex. His face was flat like a human the nose was flat like an ape or monkey. the The head was sloped up from his brow that looked to be like the brow of a cave man . His eyes where were very big and blood shot it did not look like he liked the bright sun.

After he jumped up he looked me up and down then turned and took a few steps away. At this time I got a good look at his back side. The hair on his back was tangled with leaves and pine straw and small twigs like he had been rolling on the ground or sleeping on the ground. his His butt area was mated matted with excrement and it was hanging off of him. After he took a few steps away from me he stoped stopped and turned around and gave me a strange look then turned and walked away through the woods. I did not move I stayed where I was and watched as he moved through the bursh for about 75 yards untell until he blended into the brush. I was amazed something so big could move so good well through the woods. He was very quite quiet and very agile he did not crash his way through the low limbs but moved around them.

After this encounter I was confused about what had just happened. I knew I had just seen something but was not sure what it was. I knew it was something that was way different then any thing I have seen before in the wild. After going over it in my mind for a long time I disided decided to do some research into it to at least find out if any one else had ever saw seen the same thing. At this time I was not convinced it was a bigfoot that I had saw seen but I knew what ever it was it was very rare. I found the bfro site by chance and saw that others had seen creatures that sounded like what I had saw seen close to where I live. I emailed them and got a responce response within a few days with a phone call from one of there their researchers that lived close to me. I invited him out and we had a long talk about the creature and there their habbits habits. It turned out many other people where haveing having the same things happening to them. Not just sightings but other strange things happening around there their homes that could not be explaned explained. I wont won't get into that right now it would take to too long.

btw BTW this was my second encounter the first one was with a young one that stumbled into my tent about 12 years ago. A freind friend of mine and I where standing by the door way of a parachute tent I had built and a 4 foot creature covered with hair and on 2 feet stumbled in through the door and stoped stopped right in front of us a foot away. Ill I'll tell you about that some other time.

now Now this brings us to the present time. A few monthes ago there was a forest fire not far from my land. Me and a freind friend of mine went to investigate becouse because there was a chance it would come this way. We got to a site where the helicopers where scouping scooping water out of the creek to put the fire out. I realized from where we where were if any animals where were fleeing the fire that they would have to pass where we where were. I dident did not have my camara with me so we went back to get it. When we got back I found a good vantage point where I could see anything that came out of the woods. I did not see any animals comeing coming out of the woods so I disided decided to take some pictures of the chopers choppers that where flying real close to us.

After showing the pics to a freind friend of mine on the internet she pointed out there was 2 creatures clearly standing in front of one of the helicopters that was hovering . After haveing having them enhanced the face of the larger one was very clear and looks to be over 10 feet tall with a smaller one bent over in front of it. The picture is not that great so it needed to be enhanced to clear it up all that was done to it was the colors where were brightend brightened.

I am sure with all the high tech stuff we have now it can be enhanced much better then than the patterson Patterson film or any other photo I have seen so far. As I have said I am a fulltime full-time researcher I have a custom built boat for long stays in the swamps. It has a tower with night vision, spoting spotting scopes and camaras cameras mounted on the tower to see over the brush in the swamps. Up to now my research has been just in the area around my home now with the boat I can expand my research over a very large area. I wont will not be showing the picture over the internet so dont do not ask.

But I am willing to sale sell the rights to it for one year for half of any profits it may bring by being published. I need equipment so this is just the way its it's going to have to be. This is no hoax and I challange challenge anyone to disprove this photo but before that happens its it's going to cost someone big bucks. No money no bigfoot. I need equipment for my research so this is why I am puting putting it up for sale . I have the proof now how bad do you want it ?

That was by no means an exhaustive correction.

I assign this paper a grade of D-. You can turn in a new draft within a week for a re-grade.

Nope, not a hoax. It's a SCAM. And a badly executed one at that.

 

[Terry]

The photo are not all I have I have hair samples also . If you would care to pay for dna testing by an expert Ill be happy to send some of it to anyone you choose fit to do the job .

How were the hair samples obtained? If you trimmed his fur, that wouldn't work for DNA testing, since hair is just dead keratin. However, if you plucked it out, that might work.

 

[-Fran-]

Man, I was gonna trade a bigfoot photo for that knowledge. Nice jorb.

I'm so sorry, he trolled it out of me