I am founding my very own University!!

[Wowbagger]

Greetings, fellow science enthusiasts, autodidactics, and other assorted folks who love to learn! Today, as we start the second quarter of 2023, I am proud to introduce the introduction of my very own on-line University! I call it: MitchellClass! Because my real name is Mitchell, and not Wowbagger.

I have packed MitchellClass with everything I know! All of my expertise, across all sorts of various topics have been crammed into a series of intense, yet comprehensive 6-hour on-line courses!

Check out my brand new catalog, today, and help me become the next big Internet personality guru!

https://www.facebook.com/media/set?set=a.10159928731294733
(Link goes to a Facebook photo album, for your convenience.)

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Sign me up for "How Science can answer moral questions dang it".
And
"LEGO Building Techniques "

 

[Norman Alexander]

I want a PhD in Tim-Tam Slams, and another in Cute Animals. It's really just for the certificate. Wait... Is there a degree in Fake Certificates? Because if there isn't then there darn well should be!

 

[Apathia]

I'm already a graduate of Miskatonic University.
That's the pinnacle!

 

[Wowbagger]

Sign me up for "How Science can answer moral questions dang it".
And
"LEGO Building Techniques "

As soon as we become a legit, accredited institution, I will make that happen!

I want a PhD in Tim-Tam Slams, and another in Cute Animals. It's really just for the certificate. Wait... Is there a degree in Fake Certificates? Because if there isn't then there darn well should be!

I only teach what I know. And, I shall claim that fake certificates is NOT one of them.

The Ph.D. in Cute Animals is called Zoology. We do not offer a Ph.D. program in that, at this time. But, our Cute Animals course will get you started down that road.

There is no Ph.D. in Tim Tam Slams, but there is a Black Belt you could strive to achieve, if you put in the discipline.

I'm already a graduate of Miskatonic University.
That's the pinnacle!

Bah, what's that good for? Summoning elder gods or something?! What could they possibly know that is of any value. Feh...

 

[Apathia]

Bah, what's that good for? Summoning elder gods or something?! What could they possibly know that is of any value. Feh...

They know why gods need spaceships.

 

[Wowbagger]

So, this was basically my

APRIL
FOOLS


post for the year. All of the MitchellClass course images were constructed as part of an art project I put together for my birthday part this year (which took place on March 11th. My actual birthday was the day before that).

I opted not to go with anything that might actually fool anyone on this forum, this year, because I figured it would be easier to just reuse those images.

 

[Wowbagger]

I like to keep a running list of these April Fools threads of mine, so I can find them all more easily, when I need to.

2008: Evolution Is a Sham: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=110337
2009: Uri Geller Appreciation: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=138985
2010: Nigerian Job Offer: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=171571 (this one is still silly)
2011: Giving Up on JREF: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=205074
2012: Naturopathy: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=233369
2013: Microsoft Expression 5: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=255906
2014: Global Warming 'Facts': http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=275938
2015: Morality Answering Science Questions: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=291039
2016: Voting for Ted Cruz: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=305397
2017: My Hacked Account: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=318240 (this one is also silly)
2018: Flat Earth 'Facts': http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=328245
2019: PAX East Take-Aways: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=335645
2020: Secret VIP Disney World Trip: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=343082
2021: LEGO Sets Honoring Woo-Woos: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=350586
2022: New Form of NFT: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=357985
2023: MitchellClass: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=365318

 

[Norman Alexander]

So, this was basically my

APRIL
FOOLS


post for the year.

No!! Tell me it's not true!

 

[Chanakya]

Ah, right, the April Fool thing. That's good. It was a bit of a bummer when you said your name isn't Wowbagger after all, but plain Mitchell. I'm glad it turns out that isn't true.

 

[Wowbagger]

Ah, right, the April Fool thing. That's good. It was a bit of a bummer when you said your name isn't Wowbagger after all, but plain Mitchell. I'm glad it turns out that isn't true.

It depends on the realm of reality we are talking about. In this realm, my real name really is Mitchell. But, in others, it could actually be Wowbagger. Things can vary throughout the multiverse.

 

[angrysoba]

Wait, so you did an April Fool’s in reverse? Every other day you said your name was Wowbagger and on April Fool’s Day you revealed it was Mitchell? You played the long game, dude! Wow! Wowbagger, even!

Does this mean the actual name of the university is Wowbagger University? Oh well, a rose by any other name still smells as sweat, so where do I sign up?

 

[Wowbagger]

so where do I sign up?

Well, there seems to be some... stumbling blocks... in our accreditation application. So, it might take a while before we can actually have anyone sign up for it.

 

[zooterkin]

I like to keep a running list of these April Fools threads of mine, so I can find them all more easily, when I need to.

2008: Evolution Is a Sham: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=110337
2009: Uri Geller Appreciation: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=138985
2010: Nigerian Job Offer: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=171571 (this one is still silly)
2011: Giving Up on JREF: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=205074
2012: Naturopathy: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=233369
2013: Microsoft Expression 5: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=255906
2014: Global Warming 'Facts': http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=275938
2015: Morality Answering Science Questions: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=291039
2016: Voting for Ted Cruz: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=305397
2017: My Hacked Account: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=318240 (this one is also silly)
2018: Flat Earth 'Facts': http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=328245
2019: PAX East Take-Aways: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=335645
2020: Secret VIP Disney World Trip: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=343082
2021: LEGO Sets Honoring Woo-Woos: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=350586
2022: New Form of NFT: http://www.internationalskeptics.com...d.php?t=357985
2023: MitchellClass: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=365318

FYI, most of those links are broken, looks like you’ve cut and pasted truncated versions.