Jesus created Sex

Davidjayjordan said:
Asking someone if they want to kill Jesus, should be deemed uncivil and improper posting, we shall see if the moderators accept your 'You don't want to kill Jesus' posting.
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Why? Why do you want us to kill Jesus? You must want us to if you're reporting his post.
You are so cruel to do this to Baby Jesus!
 
ReligionStudent said:
Of course everyone is just ranting and going mad, you keeping going away, and we are so eagerly waiting to hear from you. We need your knowledge. Such as WHY YOU CHANGED YOUR PROPHESY DATE?
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Three new prophecy postings coming up. But that's for a different thread , this is about sex and Jesus.

The bride and the bridegroom
 
jsfisher said:
The statement was "You don't want to kill Jesus, do you?" (Emphasis added.) But, either way, what would make the statement uncivil?
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Hinting at killing someone, puts ideas in the heads of the not to bright, and is easily deemed uncivil and improper, gross, rude, crude, vile or worse.

We'll see if it is allowed.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Asking someone if they want to kill Jesus, should be deemed uncivil and improper posting, we shall see if the moderators accept your 'You don't want to kill Jesus' posting.
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How can one kill something that:

a. Was alive but is now dead already
b. Was alive but died and then resurrected in spiritual form and can't be killed again (Bible says so anyway)
c. Never existed in the first place

Do you really live on this planet?
 
Hokulele said:
Yay! More false prophecies. I can't wait to see what you will get wrong this time.

Or have you already forgotten changing your end times dates and the whole Iran flapdoodle?
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as mentioned Iran will be attacked, and there will be almost WW3, before the Peace Covenant of Daniel settles the conflict in all areas... (for a shoprt time)

Now back to SEX and Jesus as that is the topic HERE not prophecy. Stick to the thread. Surely you have nmore queries about sex and power and union and Jesus
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Hinting at killing someone, puts ideas in the heads of the not to bright, and is easily deemed uncivil and improper, gross, rude, crude, vile or worse.

We'll see if it is allowed.
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Sky Daddy said it was ok. However, since I was addressing you with the remark, I must admit I was insensitive to the possibility it might have put ideas into your head (for the reasons you, yourself, cited).
 
Davidjayjordan said:
as mentioned Iran will be attacked, and there will be almost WW3, before the Peace Covenant of Daniel settles the conflict in all areas... (for a shoprt time)
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Well, you were wrong about that the last time. I doubt you will do better this time.

Now back to SEX and Jesus as that is the topic HERE not prophecy. Stick to the thread. Surely you have nmore queries about sex and power and union and Jesus
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You brought it up, not me.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
as mentioned Iran will be attacked, and there will be almost WW3, before the Peace Covenant of Daniel settles the conflict in all areas... (for a shoprt time)

Now back to SEX and Jesus as that is the topic HERE not prophecy. Stick to the thread. Surely you have nmore queries about sex and power and union and Jesus
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Oh yeah, like nobody's ever attacked them before.

Hey - you brought it up, soothsayer - you stick to the thread! You even brought it up on the CT forum.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Now back to SEX and Jesus as that is the topic HERE not prophecy. Stick to the thread. Surely you have nmore queries about sex and power and union and Jesus
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See, now there's that hypocrisy thing again, Davidjayjordan. You mentioned first these new false prophecies you've added to your collection. Stop complaining that others comment on your post.

Lies, false prophecies, hypocrisy, arrogance...it's like driving another nail into the cross. Why do you hate Jesus?
 
jsfisher said:
'Walrus' was last week. This week, it's 'banana.'

You don't want to kill Jesus, do you?
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Why, of course not! Just keep him away from my swine and fig trees. Oh, and tell him to postpone the Apocalypse for a week or two, I have to have a haircut first. :rolleyes:
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Excellent point and question !!!!! EXCELLENT, as this appiles to both men and women !!!!!! Fantastic question and the answer leads to so many other integrated principles and truths. Isn't bible study amazing, and liberating and sexual.
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What point? What question? The only point I am seeing is the one on the top of your head.

You know, DJJ, this is all wearing very thin, you go on and on about wanting a discussion about Jesus creating sex, but have shown us nothing to support your position. You just keep saying discuss but don't tell us what makes you say Jesus created sex.

Bear in mind that the mustly old book written by men is NOT proof that Jesus created sex. I challenge you to say anything here that is NOT a quote from the bible, that is not a rehash of something you have posted on your site and that supports your view that Jesus created sex. Cause so far you got nothing.

Waiting still for some sort of information from you that will prompt an actual discussion, rather than an acute desire to post more pictures of kittens.
 
jsfisher said:
Davidjayjordan,

There's only one thing for you to say at this point. It is simply, just one word....

"Banana."


Go ahead: Just say it.
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Banana.


Davidjayjordan said:
I get along with good witches and good warlocks even if they aren't Christian, and find some of them knowledgeable in some areas. They certainly are more civil than ********.

As for a design flaw in us not being perfect, well that's why we are HERE to become uncircumcised in heart, and soul.

Deu 10:16 Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.

Deu 30:6 And the LORD thy God will circumcise thine heart, and the heart of thy seed, to love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, that thou mayest live.

Jer 4:4 Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench [it], because of the evil of your doings.


Excellent point and question !!!!! EXCELLENT, as this appiles to both men and women !!!!!! Fantastic question and the answer leads to so many other integrated principles and truths. Isn't bible study amazing, and liberating and sexual.
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One minor logical flaw. You said "uncircumcised".

I'm one puzzled penus.

Davidjayjordan said:
Hinting at killing someone, puts ideas in the heads of the not too bright, and is easily deemed uncivil and improper, gross, rude, crude, vile or worse.

We'll see if it is allowed.
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Ok, I'm going to go literal on you. History of Christianity in five easy steps.

Sex created a man named Jesus. My best guess is he was a Jewish peasant, who had some followers and got crucified by the Romans. Probably one of those right pommy bastards who think the world is coming to an end. Problem is, all the experts disagree with each other.

Along comes Paul. An epileptic with ambition. Not at first a very nice guy. Later, also not so nice. But creative.

Then, many accounts, legends, sayings, and what-not of Jesus and others were collected and re-collected in perhaps a dozen, perhaps twenty "Gospels". Many were put together with a specific purpose--worship--or with a particular agenda.

Later, Constantine (a really, really sick murderer) converted to Christianity partly to get some advantage in battle, partly to please his nutty wife.

Then almost two thousand years of history happened.

The end.
 
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