Jesus created Sex

jond said:
Was Muhammed an a-hole?
Or Zeus?
Or Jeff Beck?
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Judging by some of the stories Jimmy Page told I'd have to go with yes for Beck. Sometimes gods are just d**ks.
 

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DJJ,

I'm curious, is it wrong to fantasize about having sex with Jesus? Have you ever fantasized about having sex with Jesus? A three way with Jesus and another guy or girl? Do you think he has a large penis? Circumcised?
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Calling Jesus an a-hole could only be possible on a board that has no rules and by a person who has no class.
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I never call Jesus an a-hole, or suggest that it could only be possible on a board that has no rules and by a person who has no class. That would be impolite.

And yet the mob rages out of control.
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Who told you that?

So be it. Your choices.
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Er. OK I will try to be it.

The greatest circumcision is of the heart, so that your heart has sensitivities.
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Who told you that?

For your hands are callous, your minds are callous and your hearts are definitely callous...
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That could be considered an insult in some cultures.

...and in need of circumcision.
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I do not understand that allusion.
 
RandFan said:
DJJ,

I'm curious, is it wrong to fantasize about having sex with Jesus? Have you ever fantasized about having sex with Jesus? A three way with Jesus and another guy or girl? Do you think he has a large penis? Circumcised?
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& would djj pleasure all of jesus' holes?
 
(The fact that the whole "Jesus is an a-hole" thing was a joke seems to have elluded DJJ, interestingly enough)
 
Foster Zygote said:
Judging by some of the stories Jimmy Page told I'd have to go with yes for Beck. Sometimes gods are just d**ks.
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yep. Miles lacked Emotional Intelligence. But all us wannabes were sad when he died, because we couldn't say "Maybe it's Miles" when the phone rang anymore.

now I think it's David Icke or Sprint when the phone rings.

for some reason, I'll tell my Wynton Marsalis story.

We were in Lennox, Mass. about 10 years ago.

Walk into the local Cajun restaurant. I see someone who I think is Bradford Marsalis.

cp: sweating and stinking of weed: "AREN'T YOU BRANFORD MARSALIS?!!!"
wm: "nuemwybtun"
cp: "I SAID, AREN'T YOU BRANFORD MARSALIS"
wm: "noisiadidimwnnstn"
cp: "WHAT?! Y'KNOW SOMETHING, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE BRANFORD!!!??"
wm: (looking around for help) "I'm Wynton."
cp: "Ohh, you look just like your less-talented brother!"
wm: "People have told me that. Pardon me if I don't get up."
cp: "Hey, your score for what the ◊◊◊◊ wassat Aunt Julia and the Scriptwriter was really great!"
wm: (looking unimpressed) "That was a long time ago."
cp: "Well, you're one of my heroes." (Partly true)

I always did know how to flatter people. cp, you old smoothy.
 
*Catching up on thread*

Yaknow, I think I just found evidence against the existence of DJJ's god. He seems to have a problem with designing things.......After all, if being circumcised is such a great thing, why didn't he make it part of the design plans from the start?

And I still haven't been hit by lightning and are still enjoying sex with my better half despite being a non-christian Witch.....
 
Davidjayjordan,

There's only one thing for you to say at this point. It is simply, just one word....

"Banana."


Go ahead: Just say it.
 
Kochanski said:
Oh I am so glad DJJ is back, I have missed him. So, DJJ tell us, enlighten us, what else did Jesus create? Educate us poor misguided atheists.
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K, he created everything, meaning nothing is a creation of your minds. Its impossible for Him to create nothing, but athiests create nothing over and over again, and yet think it is creative.
 
jsfisher said:
'Walrus' was last week. This week, it's 'banana.'

You don't want to kill Jesus, do you?
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Asking someone if they want to kill Jesus, should be deemed uncivil and improper posting, we shall see if the moderators accept your 'You don't want to kill Jesus' posting.
 
The_Fire said:
*Catching up on thread*

Yaknow, I think I just found evidence against the existence of DJJ's god. He seems to have a problem with designing things.......After all, if being circumcised is such a great thing, why didn't he make it part of the design plans from the start?

And I still haven't been hit by lightning and are still enjoying sex with my better half despite being a non-christian Witch.....
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I get along with good witches and good warlocks even if they aren't Christian, and find some of them knowledgeable in some areas. They certainly are more civil than ********.

As for a design flaw in us not being perfect, well that's why we are HERE to become uncircumcised in heart, and soul.

Deu 10:16 Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no more stiffnecked.

Deu 30:6 And the LORD thy God will circumcise thine heart, and the heart of thy seed, to love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, that thou mayest live.

Jer 4:4 Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench [it], because of the evil of your doings.


Excellent point and question !!!!! EXCELLENT, as this appiles to both men and women !!!!!! Fantastic question and the answer leads to so many other integrated principles and truths. Isn't bible study amazing, and liberating and sexual.
 
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