Jesus created Sex

So that's how God did it.

Moses: Really? Really? You want... uh... you want us to... uh... cut the ends of our d**ks off?

God: That's the plan.

Moses: Yeeeeeeeah... uh... you shure there's... there's not some other... uh...

God: You can cut your hearts out.

Moses: D**ks it is then!
 
Who's that I see walkin' in these woods?
Why it's Little Red Ridin' Hood

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want

What full lips you have
They're sure to lure, someone bad
So, until you get to grandma's place
I think you ought, to walk, with me and be safe

I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on
Till I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walkin' with you alone

What a big heart I have
The better to love you with
Little Red Ridin' Hood
Even bad wolves can be good

I'll try to keep satisfied
Just to walk close by your side
Maybe you'll see things my way
Before we get to grandma's place


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4-Asw3hCc

and, of course:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKbWdgW6sD8
 
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Davidjayjordan said:
Calling Jesus an a-hole could only be possible on a board that has no rules and by a person who has no class.
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You are right, DJJ. You are always right. Just because he expects us to worship him with no proof of his divinity or existence or he will burn us forever in a place of unimaginable torment for the sin of not choosing properly, that does not make him anything less than a perfectly good, perfectly wonderful being.

In DJJ world only, of course. But right now we're on DJJ time, so praise JEEZus.

The greatest circumcision is of the heart, so that your heart has sensitivities. For your hands are callous, your minds are callous and your hearts are definitely callous and in need of circumcision.
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I would love for you to cite the passage in the Bible where it talks about circumcising the heart.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Calling Jesus an a-hole could only be possible on a board that has no rules and by a person who has no class.

And yet the mob rages out of control.

So be it. Your choices.

The greatest circumcision is of the heart, so that your heart has sensitivities. For your hands are callous, your minds are callous and your hearts are definitely callous and in need of circumcision.
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Of course everyone is just ranting and going mad, you keeping going away, and we are so eagerly waiting to hear from you. We need your knowledge. Such as WHY YOU CHANGED YOUR PROPHESY DATE?
 
1992's Amused to Death, about the corrupting, desensitising nature of television, is perhaps Waters' most critically acclaimed solo recording, with music critics comparing it to later Pink Floyd work, such as The Wall. The album had one hit which was "What God Wants, Pt. 1" which hit #4 on Mainstream Rock charts. Jeff Beck, another legendary guitarist, saw action on Waters' album as he played lead guitar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qefgOPS3rS8


I think jond can be forgiven for confusing us.

He didn't mean the Beck of the Bible. Or the Beck of the L-Rons.

He meant the rushing of the many Waters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZbP7NfL24o


What God wants God gets God help us all
What God wants God gets
The kid in the corner looked at the priest
And fingered his pale blue Japanese guitar
The priest said
God wants goodness
God wants light
God wants mayhem
God wants a clean fight
What God wants God gets
Don't look so surprised
It's only dogma
The alien prophet cried
The beetle and the springbok
Took the Bible from its hook
The monkey in the corner
Wrote the lesson in his book
What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants peace
God wants war
God wants famine
God wants chain stores
What God wants God gets
God wants sedition
God wants sex
God wants freedom
God wants semtex
What God wants God gets
Don't look so surprised
I'm only joking
The alien comic cried
The jackass and hyena
Took the feather from its hook
The monkey in the corner
Wrote the joke down in his book
What God wants God gets
God wants boarders
God wants crack
God wants rainfall
God wants wetbacks
What God wants God gets
God wants voodoo
God wants shrines
God wants law
God wants organized crime
God wants crusade
God wants jihad
God wants good
God wants bad
What God wants God gets
 
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Now, see, I was trying to do a Python bit, and you have to go thinking drugs. Just because I was indicating that Jeff Beck is, in fact, Gawd, does not mean that I'm a stoner. I've learbned my lessons about drug;s and I dobn;t use them any more. Never did, in fact. It's true!:)
 
jond said:
Now, see, I was trying to do a Python bit, and you have to go thinking drugs. Just because I was indicating that Jeff Beck is, in fact, Gawd, does not mean that I'm a stoner. I've learbned my lessons about drug;s and I dobn;t use them any more. Never did, in fact. It's true!:)
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Now you;ve done it, I;m converted. Praise Jeff Beck!
 
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