Jesus created Sex

[JonnyFive]

I think she just needs to start saying "432" repeatedly while having sex with Jesus. That should help cure whatever problems she's having. Unless, of course, you're doing it in a church, because that's dangerous, and you could get hurt by a false skeptic.

But if I did that with my wife she would probably make a few "adjustments" to my "plumbing."

With a "knife."

If'n you knows what I means.

Man, talk about double standards.

 

[JimBenArm]

But if I did that with my wife she would probably make a few "adjustments" to my "plumbing."

With a "knife."

If'n you knows what I means.

Man, talk about double standards.

I know exactly. Mine would do the same!

 

[Paulhoff]

Once again his Jesus can't get it right and humans again have to fit things, Jesus sucks.

Paul

 

[Paulhoff]

Ditto

 

[strathmeyer]

But you won;t understand the music unless you study and learn 432 etc... etc..

No, I won't understand the music until you stop ridiculing me and instead engage in a discussion with me and answer my questions.

 

[Foster Zygote]

I have to ask: If Jesus created sex then why did he put the clitoral hood there in the first place?

 

[Foster Zygote]

No, I won't understand the music until you stop ridiculing me and instead engage in a discussion with me and answer my questions.

But as he is incapable of those things he has to try to hide his ignorance with ridicule.

 

[JonnyFive]

I have to ask: If Jesus created sex then why did he put the clitoral hood there in the first place?

You see, the problem is that Jesus is kind of an a-hole. He likes to make us dance around like monkeys for his pleasure, and that's just another one of those things.

Like the whole "disease" thing. Freaking hilarious!

 

[Foster Zygote]

You see, the problem is that Jesus is kind of an a-hole. He likes to make us dance around like monkeys for his pleasure, and that's just another one of those things.

Like the whole "disease" thing. Freaking hilarious!

I thought maybe he had some sort of genital cutting fetish. Of course, he only mentions the foreskin one in the Bible.

 

[calebprime]

QUOTE:

And do understand that like with men it is not the
size of the penus that counts, but that it is able to
do its job and works, and gives and receives pleasure.

For a man's and a woman's body are the same in many
more ways than ONE. As I will be posting again,our
embriology and nerve endings are exactly the same. The
woman's a harp that is OPEN, while the man's is a harp
that has been closed. But both can play the Lord's
MUSIC of LOVE.

...

END QUOTE


man, that's the dirtiest thing I've read here or anywhere.

something about the spelling of "penus"

something about the logic of: "As I will be posting again,our
embriology and nerve endings are exactly the same."

something about the sad thing of women getting cosmetic surgery of any kind, let alone this.

something about the red font.

something about the image of the harp.
I didn't know sex could be this disgusting.

 

[joobz]

Obviously you can;t understand English Strath, but for those that can, Yes, removing the hood of the clitorus can increase sexual pleasure, and make orgasms easier.

And Male circumcision improves male orgasm? Sorry, medical evidence(keratinization of exposed mucus membranes) does not bear this out.

 

[fuelair]

It's okay, Jonny. DJJ was just confused. He actually was circumcised. It was an emergency, they had to do it so he could breath...

 

[Foster Zygote]

Something about the spelling of "penus".

There was a Family Guy episode in which Peter, Joe, Cleavland and Quagmire all go fishing on Peters boat. After Quagmire passes out drunk they write "PENUS" on his chin with a marker.

 

[Macoy]

Obviously you can;t understand English Strath, but for those that can, Yes, removing the hood of the clitorus can increase sexual pleasure, and make orgasms easier.

[Deleted to stop the baby jesus crying]

[Deleted to stop the baby jesus crying]

Getting to that music soon.

o no you're not.

Love in Jesus

sod off.

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END of excerpt

But you won;t understand the music unless you study and learn 432 etc... etc..

you got your wicked way with some poor vulnerable wretch, and you're gloating now.

you are a gloater

 

[jsfisher]

I'm beginning to suspect that after Jesus invented sex, he got really into BDSM and the whole crucifixion thing was just one, big unfortunate mistake when Jesus forgot the safe word.

 

[fuelair]

I'm beginning to suspect that after Jesus invented sex, he got really into BDSM and the whole crucifixion thing was just one, big unfortunate mistake when Jesus forgot the safe word.

Or DJ paid no attention to it.

 

[Foster Zygote]

I'm beginning to suspect that after Jesus invented sex, he got really into BDSM and the whole crucifixion thing was just one, big unfortunate mistake when Jesus forgot the safe word.

It was "banana".

 

[Davidjayjordan]

You see, the problem is that Jesus is kind of an a-hole. He likes to make us dance around like monkeys for his pleasure, and that's just another one of those things.

Like the whole "disease" thing. Freaking hilarious!

Calling Jesus an a-hole could only be possible on a board that has no rules and by a person who has no class.

And yet the mob rages out of control.

So be it. Your choices.

The greatest circumcision is of the heart, so that your heart has sensitivities. For your hands are callous, your minds are callous and your hearts are definitely callous and in need of circumcision.

 

[Macoy]

Calling Jesus an a-hole could only be possible on a board that has no rules and by a person who has no class.

And yet the mob rages out of control.

So be it. Your choices.

The greatest circumcision is of the heart, so that your heart has sensitivities. For your hands are callous, your minds are callous and your hearts are definitely callous and in need of circumcision.

only if you do it, eh, dave?

 

[strathmeyer]

I, for one, welcome our new heart circumcising overlords.