Why don't you believe in Hell?

[1inChrist]

To answer the whole eternal pain question, yes you will be in ETERNAL PAIN. The laws of Hell are not the same as the laws of Earth. You will eternally swim in the Lake of Fire. That's it. Imagine in GIGANTIC ocean of LAVA. That's exactly what Hell will be like and it will hurt FOREVER AND EVER there shall be no rest for the wicked.

God is not mean or unjust in sending you there since he gave you a choice.

 

[Z]

Can you tell me what that is? I know I've heard the word but I forget what it is.

Cruise over to the Science forums for a bit - you can't HELP but learn about it there.

I only answer to Him. As for letting others think for yourself I agree, you should stop letting scientists think for you.

And you should stop letting garage preachers think for you.

Your view of God is totally wrong. I feel sorry you don't bath in His Glory.

Tried that for a while - but my roommates complained of a holy funk, and His Glory just wasn't getting the engine oil out of my skin very well.

Can't be. It's one or the other.

Got proof? Even the Bible says Oblivion is one option.

 

[Operaider]

Repeat this:

God please guide me as I read your Word.

Now, pick up a Bible and start reading it. You will be amazed.

I just tried this.

I doesn't seem to work

All the words in this book are still the hypocritical nonsense it was when I first stole it from the Hilton I was staying at.

I think my bibles broken

 

[1inChrist]

Tried it once. Conclusion: a) God hates me, deeply and personally, 'cuz He didn't guide me one iota; or b) the whole Bible thing is a scam.

Funny, though, when I asked God to guide me, years ago, in my search for truth, the first book that literally fell into my lap was the Tao Te Ching.

That was not God in your heart, that was Satan. Try again.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

God is not mean or unjust in sending you there since he gave you a choice.

He gave the free will to be a good person, which I am. If he doesn't like that I don't kowtow to him, well, then tough tookies.

 

[Cosmo]

God is not mean or unjust in sending you there since he gave you a choice.

It matters not if he gives me one choice, ten choices, or a thousand. Punishing me eternally and infinitely for a finite crime is cruel, malevolent, and unjust. There's no way around it - your god is either evil or insane - take your pick.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

To answer the whole eternal pain question, yes you will be in ETERNAL PAIN. The laws of Hell are not the same as the laws of Earth. You will eternally swim in the Lake of Fire. That's it. Imagine in GIGANTIC ocean of LAVA. That's exactly what Hell will be like and it will hurt FOREVER AND EVER there shall be no rest for the wicked.

I'm not all that good a swimmer. Will I sink or float in Hell-physics?

God is not mean or unjust in sending you there since he gave you a choice.

That's right. God's not mean. He's a wuss. Puss can take him. You pick the place and I'll choose the time.

 

[Operaider]

"Homeopathy" is the path that homeosexuals take. It's a seekrit code word they use for corrupting "normal" kids into their homeofascist machinations.

 

[1inChrist]

"Homeopathy" is the path that homeosexuals take. It's a seekrit code word they use for corrupting "normal" kids into their homeofascist machinations.

Nevermind I guess was wrong I have never heard of this before. Sounds interesting do you have a link where I can read about it?

 

[Z]

To answer the whole eternal pain question, yes you will be in ETERNAL PAIN. The laws of Hell are not the same as the laws of Earth. You will eternally swim in the Lake of Fire. That's it. Imagine in GIGANTIC ocean of LAVA. That's exactly what Hell will be like and it will hurt FOREVER AND EVER there shall be no rest for the wicked.

God is not mean or unjust in sending you there since he gave you a choice.

He gave me a choice, KNOWING I would choose this way, LONG before I was created.

Yep, me an' Satan are spending eternity doing the backstroke. Thanks.

Better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.

... Besides, I believe there IS no hell. Goddess forgives all sins, without anyone having to ask or believe anything. She merely sends you back into the world to try again - and again - and again. One day, even you will get it right.

And maybe next time you'll come back as an ogre, instead of a troll.

 

[1inChrist]

He gave the free will to be a good person, which I am. If he doesn't like that I don't kowtow to him, well, then tough tookies.

Yes tough times are indeed ahead of thee who rejects Him.

 

[Cosmo]

I think my bibles broken

What are we going to do with you? Of course your bible's broken, you're not using the pure, perfect KJV bible! Plus, you ought to change the batteries, they drain over time if they're not in use. And, always remember to remove the batteries when your bible is not in use.

 

[Operaider]

That was not God in your heart, that was Satan. Try again.

Wait!
Wait!

You said before that if we call for God, Satan disguise himself as God. Did something change?

 

[Lisa Simpson]

Nevermind I guess was wrong I have never heard of this before. Sounds interesting do you have a link where I can read about it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh dear Ed. I cannot stop laughing.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Nevermind I guess was wrong I have never heard of this before. Sounds interesting do you have a link where I can read about it?

Really, 1inC, I love you, man. And I mean that entirely homeopathically.

 

[Z]

That was not God in your heart, that was Satan. Try again.

Satan? Oh, yeah, that OTHER imaginary creature you Xians go on about.

Well, don't believe in Him either. Though, if they were real, I'd choose the Snake to the fellow who lied to Adam and Eve.

 

[1inChrist]

I'm not all that good a swimmer. Will I sink or float in Hell-physics?

No you will not be able to swim because of the extreme pain. You will sink and suffocate and feel the LAVA flow into your lungs and burn you alive and this will happen over and over again FOREVER. HELL IS NOT FUNNY OR A JOKE IT IS THE WORST THING YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE.

]That's right. God's not mean. He's a wuss. Puss can take him. You pick the place and I'll choose the time.

They are not comparable.

 

[1inChrist]

Wait!

You saide befor that if we call for God, Satan disguise himself as God. Did something change?

You must scream Jesus's name when you think you are having a supernatural experience and if it continues it's God put if it leaves it's Satan. Calling up God is not enough you must use the power of the name Jesus to validate it. Calling upon God could also summon Satan. Remember he is a trickster and this is how he does it. Preachers say Satan's favorite time to attack is during prayer. He loves to confuse. The power is in the name Jesus.

 

[Cosmo]

No you will not be able to swim because of the extreme pain. You will sink and suffocate and feel the LAVA flow into your lungs and burn you alive and this will happen over and over again FOREVER. HELL IS NOT FUNNY OR A JOKE IT IS THE WORST THING YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE.

But if I don't have a body, or if I'm already dead, I certainly won't have any lungs. How, exactly, does this work?

And how do you know that this is how it works? Have you ever been there?

 

[Operaider]

Nevermind I guess was wrong I have never heard of this before. Sounds interesting do you have a link where I can read about it?

This is just mean

You all know by now that he doesn't get the subtle humor.

If you tease him, you should then post an explanation

He's confused enough as it is