Why don't you believe in Hell?

[Cosmo]

No because Jesus is called upon all the time during the the Pastor's sermon.

How long does the Jesus protection last? If you call his name and say a sentence, is that next sentence protected from Satan? How many sentences does it last for? Wouldn't it be safer to have someone off to the side repeating "jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus" just to be sure there's no Satanic intervention going on?

You know, you can't be too careful in cases like this.

 

[TruthSeeker]

A girl goes out for dinner and comes home to a 7 page thread....well, better put on the kettle


Oh and I win...argument by "reading as fast as I can"

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

This is a sign I have too much free time.

1 inCh rist, 1st level Troll Cleric
**snip***

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

 

[Lisa Simpson]

So you have a deep relationship with Jesus? I mean, really? You two are close?

Of course it a close relationship. He's "inChrist" doncha know. One might say it's a homeopathic relationship.

 

[1inChrist]

Nope I have already repented. This is the true Glory of the Lord. When you Sin you can repent to Him and He forgives you

Who do you think ''Him'' is here? I am talking about JESUS, not God. I have always said Salvation comes from:

#1: Accepting Jesus as your Savior
#2: Following God's commands

If you accept Christ and live your life according to God's Word you will be Saved, period.

 

[TruthSeeker]

You are SO FUNNY!!! I love you man

NO! He's mine. Get away from him.

I love you, 1inC.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

How long does the Jesus protection last? If you call his name and say a sentence, is that next sentence protected from Satan? How many sentences does it last for? Wouldn't it be safer to have someone off to the side repeating "jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus" just to be sure there's no Satanic intervention going on?

You know, you can't be too careful in cases like this.

With apologies to DarkMagician for leeching off his idea, Jesus Protection lasts for 1 minute+1 rd/level or until dispelled.

 

[c4ts]

Wait... what's this? I'm speaking in tongues! I see divine light! I hear voices in my head! Truly, I am posessed by the holy, and it shall speak through me:

1inChrist! IT IS I, YOUR HATED ENEMY, SATAN! THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME CONVERT THESE GOD-FEARING POSTERS TO MY CAUSE! DID YOU NOT KNOW IT WAS ME ALL ALONG? DID YOU NOT REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE CONVERTED MANY TO THE CAUSE OF ATHEISM WITH YOUR POOR REASONING? HA HA HA! IN HELL, I WILL MAKE YOU MY MINISTER, SO THAT YOU MAY PREACH YOUR CONVOLUTED TEACHINGS AND TORTURE MY VICTIMS IN WAYS I COULD NEVER EVEN DREAM OF!

 

[Operaider]

Did you catch the trick here, Ladies and Gentlemen? Satan has given us this modern name, Jesus, to refer to Yeshua ben-Yosef. Since we're not actually calling out JESUS' name - not His proper name - we're not protected from the treachery of Satan.

BTW - why wouldn't screaming GOD work BETTER than screaming JESUS? Is Junior more powerful than Big Daddy?

Perhaps God isn't specific enough.

I remember in high school I had one class with 2 other Petes. So if someone called "hey Pete" all 3 of us would turn around.
It got very annoying after a while

eventually I started ignoring them and waited for them to call out "Hey Pete Donegan".

Maybe that's what’s happening

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Welcome TruthSeeker! Enjoy the show.

 

[1inChrist]

How long does the Jesus protection last? If you call his name and say a sentence, is that next sentence protected from Satan? How many sentences does it last for? Wouldn't it be safer to have someone off to the side repeating "jesus jesus jesus jesus jesus" just to be sure there's no Satanic intervention going on?

You know, you can't be too careful in cases like this.

Jesus's name is called all the time but the Pastor also can pray to God for protection during the whole sermon. His power is truely Glorious.

 

[Z]

So he's REALLY close to Christ. As close as Christ was to his Apostles?

Which led to the common vulgar slang, to Apostle. As in, "Would you guys stop Apostling Peter and set the Table? Christ is gonna be here for the Last Supper any minute now!"

 

[DarkMagician]

With apologies to DarkMagician for leeching off his idea, Jesus Protection lasts for 1 minute+1 rd/level or until dispelled.

That is, if it worked. Remember the "Spell Delusion" SQ.

 

[Cosmo]

With apologies to DarkMagician for leeching off his idea, Jesus Protection lasts for 1 minute+1 rd/level or until dispelled.

True, but don't you have to win a DC check against Satan every time he attempts to interfere? 'Cause otherwise, your Jesus Protection fizzles, and you have to recast.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

That is, if it worked. Remember the "Spell Delusion" SQ.

Silly me. Slipped my mind.

Anyway, 1inC, if you're really close to Jesus, I need to ask you a question. It's something I've always wondered about him.

 

[1inChrist]

Silly me. Slipped my mind.

Anyway, 1inC, if you're really close to Jesus, I need to ask you a question. It's something I've always wondered about him.

What?

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

What?

What does the H stand for?

 

[Operaider]

Who do you think ''Him'' is here? I am talking about JESUS, not God. I have always said Salvation comes from:

#1: Accepting Jesus as your Savior
#2: Following God's commands

If you accept Christ and live your life according to God's Word you will be Saved, period.

What if his name is supposed to be pronounced Jesús instead of Jesus? Maybe they got it mixed up when the converted it from Latin? Jesús might be waiting around in heaven wondering why no one calls. While Satan is parading around as Jesus answering all his prayers.

 

[crimresearch]

Who do you think ''Him'' is here? I am talking about JESUS, not God. I have always said Salvation comes from:

#1: Accepting Jesus as your Savior
#2: Following God's commands

If you accept Christ and live your life according to God's Word you will be Saved, period.

You denied that John 3:16 was the Way to salvation...that is on record over and over...your words, not mine.

You were simply wrong about the Way, just as you were wrong about Adam and Eve being the first people...it isn't our fault if you don't know your Scripture...but to lie and attack when one's mistakes are questioned is strong proof that you have *not* chosen to live your life as a Christian.

 

[1inChrist]

What if his name is supposed to be pronounced Jesús instead of Jesus? Maybe they got it mixed up when the converted it from Latin? Jesús might be waiting around in heaven wondering why no one calls. While Satan is parading around as Jesus answering all his prayers.

It's not so much the Word as it's the meaning behind it.