Why church is so dangerous !!!

JonnyFive: that is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee. And, THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM.
 
RandFan said:
There is that hypocrisy again.

Let's all not pray to the invisible sky daddy. Let's all not read mythology and pretend that it is in any way significant. I like this unchurch.
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There you go again, not praying to no god. Before long you'll be not singing hymns, and not congregating, further proof of how pervasive the sinister church of no church is. You're like a one man mob. You should be ashamed of yourself.
 
Not hard to spot. Though I must say, there is considerable evidence that DJJ has taken up residence in the dark lodge. Bob is rather disquieted by this notion.
 
jond said:
Not hard to spot. Though I must say, there is considerable evidence that DJJ has taken up residence in the dark lodge. Bob is rather disquieted by this notion.
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You're probably right about this. What do you want to bet that if we could hear DJJ's voice, it'd sound like that midget's? Freaky.

"Jjjeeeeszzz-uuszzz cccrrre-atteddd ssssex! Aathhheiii...szmmm is... more... daaaangerrr...ous."
 
Ahh, but lucky you, you get to have Laura whisper in your ear that 432 is nothing but an illusion, created by her father.

That chewing gum you like is going to come back in style.
elytes ni kcab emoc ot gniog si ekil uoy mug gniwech taht.
 
If atheism posed an actual threat to religion, religious people could not afford to misrepresent it so badly. If religion were remotely true, atheism would pose no more threat than the Flat Earth Society is to NASA, and there would be no reason to get so riled up about it. I believe these strawmem are able to arise because there are so few atheists, the religious can afford to scapegoat them without fear of reprisal, or even correction.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
You are HERE and you are part of this particular athiestic church and part of its congregational mob.

Next question.

Darn athiests are so dumb, they don't even know when they are in their own churches. But I'm telling you they are so zealous and try so hard to inspire the faith of each other in their worship of nothingness, by saying nothing and posting nothingness.
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You are here, too. You almost have as high a post count as I do. Does that also make you part of this particular atheistic church and part of its congregational mob? By your own logic, it does.

We have found the enemy, and he is us. Welcome.
 
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bruto said:
If it's nothing, how can it be a church too? Is this some kind of David Jay Jordan Zen? The church of no church? The somethingness of nothingness?
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Atheists believe in the Almighty Nothing that created them and has made them Almighty in their minds, even though it is filled with nothing and no connections.

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A pedant is a man who studies a vacuum through instruments that allow him to draw cross-sections of the details. (John Ciardi)


They are vacuums, who try to sell their vacuumcleaner salesman to others. This is what they preach and teach and talk about, the Almighty Vacuum where Nothing exists.
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The_Fire said:
Still not an atheist. Still not a christian. still a witch. Still of the opinion that DJJ's god is a massmurdering SOB. Still not hit by lightning.
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I would have thought calling my god, a mass murdering Son of a Bitch, would be deemed uncivil and inappropriate posting and a violation.

We shall see what the moderators think and allow.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
I would have thought calling my god, a mass murdering Son of a Bitch, would be deemed uncivil and inappropriate posting and a violation.

We shall see what the moderators think and allow.
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But you have called your own god that. You were the one bragging about all of the people who died after persecuting you and driving you out of a school system for protesting a pro-suicide book (which apparently never existed). I would call that a mass-murdering SOB.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Atheists believe in the Almighty Nothing that created them and has made them Almighty in their minds, even though it is filled with nothing and no connections.

Quote:
A pedant is a man who studies a vacuum through instruments that allow him to draw cross-sections of the details. (John Ciardi)


They are vacuums, who try to sell their vacuumcleaner salesman to others. This is what they preach and teach and talk about, the Almighty Vacuum where Nothing exists.
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Facinating, and where precisely did you get this bit of knowledge from? Care to share it with us atheists? Did it come to you in a dream? A prophesy maybe?

Enlighten us please, I am curious where your delusions come from.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Atheists believe in the Almighty Nothing that created them and has made them Almighty in their minds, even though it is filled with nothing and no connections.

Quote:
A pedant is a man who studies a vacuum through instruments that allow him to draw cross-sections of the details. (John Ciardi)


They are vacuums, who try to sell their vacuumcleaner salesman to others. This is what they preach and teach and talk about, the Almighty Vacuum where Nothing exists.
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Some day, just for kicks, you should try actually correlating what you write to something that actually is true or real. It would make a little more sense that way. Your assumptions about what atheists believe (and also your assumptions about who here is and is not an atheist) are so disconnected from actuality that you might as well just say "yer mudder wears army boots." What you write simply has no relevance.
 
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