Why church is so dangerous !!!

[jond]

Bummer. DJJ was nothing if not entertaining! Though I do worry that he might actually have some followers. Imagine the mentality that would require!!!

I guess we;ll just have to wait for the next nutcase in residence. But I must admit I;ve learbned alot from our dearly departed friend.

 

[calebprime]

Here you are getting all worked up about crucifixion and suicide, but yet you take a sick, twisted delight in recounting the people who you claim died at the hand of the sick, twisted SOB you worship. Not only are you a liar and a false prophet, but also a hypocrite.

DJ-style:


It is you who ARE sick and twisted miss sole-in-hock, I REPEAT have you ever done ONE good thing.

I have foguthn the system. I HAVWE fot the Churchianity with it;s shamefful.

You are TWISTED and empty and FALLOW yet you believe in your lazy mindless so-calloed SKEPTICISM.

You guys know nothing abgout the TURE skeptics who work SO hard to fight the false prhosp[hets and the WARREN commission with the mmagic bullets and the longe gunmen and the GLAVEN.

TRUE SKEPTICS are fearless like MIGHTY RODS and MIGHTY BOLTS of pure POWER from JESUS and hecnne can not spew thje sheepish baahs from their stalls and pews.

False skeptics belie in NOTHING and pure NOTHINGNESS like an empty bag of nopthing or not even very much aof anythjing.

WHO DO you want to BE?

 

[slingblade]

Spooky.....

 

[jsfisher]

DJ-style:...

Shall we have a DJJ Impersonator Night at the Forums?

 

[Foster Zygote]

DJ-style:


It is you who ARE sick and twisted miss sole-in-hock, I REPEAT have you ever done ONE good thing.

I have foguthn the system. I HAVWE fot the Churchianity with it;s shamefful.

You are TWISTED and empty and FALLOW yet you believe in your lazy mindless so-calloed SKEPTICISM.

You guys know nothing abgout the TURE skeptics who work SO hard to fight the false prhosp[hets and the WARREN commission with the mmagic bullets and the longe gunmen and the GLAVEN.

TRUE SKEPTICS are fearless like MIGHTY RODS and MIGHTY BOLTS of pure POWER from JESUS and hecnne can not spew thje sheepish baahs from their stalls and pews.

False skeptics belie in NOTHING and pure NOTHINGNESS like an empty bag of nopthing or not even very much aof anythjing.

WHO DO you want to BE?

That's pretty good.

 

[Foster Zygote]

For those who miss Djj might I suggest this:

Pull off an arm and he says "'Tis but a scratch".

Pull off all three limbs and he says "I'M INVINCIBLE!".

 

[JonnyFive]

DJ-style:

Excellent, but it seemed a little heavy on the all caps and spacing. Too many separate paragraphs.

 

[calebprime]

plus the glavens. not dj-style. glaven!

you next.

 

[JonnyFive]

plus the glavens. not dj-style. glaven!

you next.

Oh calebprimo, you don;t understad what it means to be a true skeptic. You won't study the MATH. Keep wroshipping at the CHRUCH of skepticism and ahtiesm.

Will SOMEONE stop promoting athiesm and false skepticism. The MOB is here at jref and no one can argue against me because I speak in PROPHECY and TRUTH.

We are all teachers and students of th LORD!!! The mob of flase skeptics here try to deny PROPHECY and REVELATION because thy are deny-ers and athiests. My math is basedon divine wisdom and can;t be denied by deny-yers. STUDY threeads on prophecy adn 432. (Read John 5:11-16)

 

[bruto]

plus the glavens. not dj-style. glaven!

you next.

That;s because you nothing guys and not guys are too LAZY to do the research and discover truths of divine har4mony instead of setting yourself up as GODS of nothingness in the congregation of the dam church system. but you will never learn and follow your fallse skeptic nothing ways, follwoing blindly like sheep the government conspiracies and lies of the dam church system. Oh ye FALSE skeptics, learn to THINK for yourselves.

(I really am too lazy, so you must imagine at this point 3 links to web pages and 15 randomly chosen quotations from blue letter bible)

 

[JimBenArm]

Ah, sweet, sweet djj blather! How I missed it!

Thank you all. My day is now complete.

 

[Hokulele]

You could not pay me enough to write/think like that.

 

[JonnyFive]

You could not pay me enough to write/think like that.

It's actually quite difficult to do it convincingly. He was an odd duck, that DJJ. He made grammatical and spelling errors, but he made a lot of subtle ones, and he stuck to a few consistently for some weird reason (e.g. "athiesm" and "deny-ers"). You need to mix in just the right amount of capitalization, but not over-do it. Same for paragraph spacing. You can't always use ; instead of ' because sometimes he would forget and not do it.

Then he would go into those long, bold-type rants. Plus, his overall tone was just... crazy. It's surprisingly hard to mimic convingly. It took me a few minutes just to post a little snippet of DJJ-esque writing, and he churned out hundreds of pages of it.

You just can't fake crazy like that, no you can't.

 

[JonnyFive]

I just looked up the passage from the Bible I randomly quoted in my DJJ-speak:

11 But he replied, "The man who made me well said to me, 'Pick up your mat and walk.' "
12 So they asked him, "Who is this fellow who told you to pick it up and walk?"
13 The man who was healed had no idea who it was, for Jesus had slipped away into the crowd that was there.
14 Later Jesus found him at the temple and said to him, "See, you are well again. Stop sinning or something worse may happen to you."
15 The man went away and told the Jews that it was Jesus who had made him well.

16 So, because Jesus was doing these things on the Sabbath, the Jews persecuted him.

Spooky... is it a prophecy of how we would tell DJJ to go away, and something-something about Jesus? We all know that DJJ = Jesus... it's just too much to be mere coincidence. I'm converted. You're all a bunch of false skeptics. Praise Jesus. Praise Davidjayjordan.<sup>*




*</sup>No, I'm lying. DJJ was bonkers.

 

[calebprime]

It's actually quite difficult to do it convincingly. He was an odd duck, that DJJ. He made grammatical and spelling errors, but he made a lot of subtle ones, and he stuck to a few consistently for some weird reason (e.g. "athiesm" and "deny-ers"). You need to mix in just the right amount of capitalization, but not over-do it. Same for paragraph spacing. You can't always use ; instead of ' because sometimes he would forget and not do it.

Then he would go into those long, bold-type rants. Plus, his overall tone was just... crazy. It's surprisingly hard to mimic convingly. It took me a few minutes just to post a little snippet of DJJ-esque writing, and he churned out hundreds of pages of it.

You just can't fake crazy like that, no you can't.

exactly. we can ape the style to some degree, but to really reproduce his voice--and the kick--ain;t so easy.

 

[Macoy]

Gotta try, I miss him so...

Exactally BigG as you would already REELISE if you did your REASRRCH, as you;ve been taught but you shout with the MOB.

But you hide again with those so-called FALSE angels - so-called because there just doing what the HOLY government says so read and grow BigJ!

Those angles that can be bothered can look HERE And HERE to see that Dave;s puntuation never includid an EXCLAMATION MARK. Not that you FALS ATHIESTS that love numbers and deutronomy and ALWAYS READ THE BIBLE?

No, go back into your SHED my flippant faeces flippers because it's so easy to mock not thinking when your in a MOB.

Now back to davidjayjordan, which is what this thread is suppoed to be about, not BigM tooting GABRIEL'S HORN.

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[JonnyFive]

Those angles that can be bothered can look HERE And HERE to see that Dave;s puntuation never includid an EXCLAMATION MARK. Not that you FALS ATHIESTS that love numbers and deutronomy and ALWAYS READ THE BIBLE?

Oooh, nice touch with the fake hyperlinks.

He was pretty sparing with question marks to, but he did use them from time to time.