What NWO job do you hold?

[ConspiRaider]

Do you use your whip a lot?

The kiddies are pretty savvy. I pull out the whip, they wanna play jump rope with it.

I pull out the iron and tell 'em I'm a gonna "drive some nails" and they line up in formation and spell out NWO just like those guys at Ohio State U. do the Ohio script. It's majestic, so patriotic Oh God I cry like Indiana Jones never did...don't tell my NWO battalion commander, 'kay?

 

[Bell]

Additionally, I have been known to write the songs that make the whole world sing.

Bastard! I hate those songs!

I'll file a complaint (form NWO-C-116-Q in triplet, signed and approved by my handler), but hey, we all know what happens to complaints within the NWO. And since every radio and tv station is controlled by the NWO (yes, even Alex Jones') I'll have to live with those aweful songs for the rest of my life.

Thanks a bunch...

 

[Legalduck]

I'm a government attorney working for Homeland Security. I carry out the will of my NWO masters by deporting dissendents. Much less messy than killing them with star wars weapons. In case anyone was wondering, all those workers arrested at Swift meat packing plants are actually U.S. citizen structural engineers fired from their old jobs for knowing the truth. They'll all be out of the country soon (wow...its easy to be a CT kook when you try)

 

[slingblade]

My NWO job?

I dispense the mental floss.

 

[Dog Town]

I would love to tell ya, but then I would have to kill ya!

(hope no one used that already)

DT

 

[slingblade]

I would love to tell ya, but then I would have to kill ya!

(hope no one used that already)

DT

I could tell ya, but then I'd have to floss ya.
















Again.

 

[jhunter1163]

In my previous job, I was in charge of putting the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp. I didn't have anything to do with the rama-lama-ding-dong though. That was another department.

 

[Bell]

I would love to tell ya, but then I would have to kill ya!

(hope no one used that already)

DT

If you tell, I would have to kill you.
Damn the complexity that is the NWO.

 

[Class]

I'm the guy who flouridates your drinking water.

You honestly thought it was for your teeth?

 

[fuelair]

I would tell you mine, but they would kill both of us and destroy all traces of our mRNA.

 

[Brainache]

I used to be the guy who made the masks to hide the faces of our reptillian overlords, but then they realised they could get it done cheaper in India so they out-sourced.

 

[Calcas]

I work for the NSA.

Thank God (or Bill Gates) for IP proxies. They really do work. At least as long as I'm not comprimising anything I shouldn't be...

Most of my fellow GS-16's are more worried about their pensions.

And, you wouldn't believe what my paycheck says on the top.

 

[ConspiRaider]

I'm the guy who flouridates your drinking water.

You honestly thought it was for your teeth?

"Mandrake, do you recognize my voice?"

"Why yes sir, we just spoke on the phone, didn't we. Why do you ask?"

"You don't think I'd ask if you recognized my voice unless I had a pretty damned good reason, do you wing commander?"

 

[Anti-sophist]

GS-16, wow. I'm an electrical engineer and I'm only GS-12. Given my background, and my employment in data-recording with the Air Force, it should be obvious that I specialize in FDR data fakery. I totally screwed up the altimeter section.. I hope no one takes JDX seriously.

Now that I've finished that project, I've moved on to a hodgepodge of other projections including implant mind control microchips, antenna for space beam weaponry, holographic projectors, and wireless thermate detonators.

 

[Bell]

GS-16, wow. I'm an electrical engineer and I'm only GS-12. Given my background, and my employment in data-recording with the Air Force, it should be obvious that I specialize in FDR data fakery. I totally screwed up the altimeter section.. I hope no one takes JDX seriously.

Now that I've finished that project, I've moved on to a hodgepodge of other projections including implant mind control microchips, antenna for space beam weaponry, holographic projectors, and wireless thermate detonators.

You are not the only one who screwed up at the Pentagon 'crash' site. The NWO is still not pleased with the amature job the Ninjas did with planting the lightpole on Mr. England's cab. Not to mention the aweful pilot who overpassed the Pentagon... but flew north of the Citgo station. There's going to be many a late night at the NWO top when Lite and S4B come out with their evidence.

 

[Trigood]

Perry Logan, Official New World Order Grammarian.

I'd love to work backup. (I'm a grammer-puss as well.) My pager no. is 888-555-9876, so <phone me sign>....

 

[ConspiRaider]

You are not the only one who screwed up at the Pentagon 'crash' site. The NWO is still not pleased with the amature job the Ninjas did with planting the lightpole on Mr. England's cab. Not to mention the aweful pilot who overpassed the Pentagon... but flew north of the Citgo station. There's going to be many a late night at the NWO top when Lite and S4B come out with their evidence.

Yeah but I don't think it behooves us to be too negative.

After all, the NWOoers who invented a projectile to shape-shift from a "757" so the witnesses in autos could see it, into a missile upon penetration of the target (Pentagoon), and then finally finishing up as "kinda sorta jet wreckage yup" have like got me in AWE! Man youse guys are like good, dude!

 

[switchtech]

Ah, yes, remote-controlled aircraft. I used to play work with those. Not to mention the remote-controlled flying saucer. Ah, those were the times...

Ya know, I keep a aircraft control radio set near my bed, in case of another minimum prior notice exercise. I tell people it's for controlling the little toy airplanes, of course. I've been working with the controls for certain four wheeled vehicles too - just in case.

But being an Operations Analyst I'm usually only involved in planning and follow-up analysis, and seldom the hands on.

jbs

 

[slingblade]

A møøse ønce flossed my sister.

 

[Blue Mountain]

I go into libraries and update back copies of catalogues (especially Books in Print and Movies on Video) to bring them up to date. I remove references to books and documentaries that don't exist any more ... I mean, never existed.

A couple of months ago I was in California. Went to some guy's house, looked through his big collection of old TV Guides, and switched one from 1990. I'm not sure why; I just do the work I'm asked to and collect my money.

Let me tell you, doing a phone book swap when we want to make someone disappear is a lot of work! That's the main reason a lot of the troofers are still around; it's way too much work reprinting and replacing all those old phone books.