What NWO job do you hold?

[Deus Ex Machina]

All the deniers know we are shills, employed by the NWO.

Gravy, the master debunker, for example, is employed by the New York City Council (ask Paul Isaac Jr.) to spread the lies about 9/11.

Mackey works for Nasa, the guys who faked the Apollo moon landings.

I myself work with the 'police' as a phone operator (comparable to 311 in the States). We all know the 'police' cannot be trusted, and the NWO is governing for a police state. AJ knows all about it.

Do any of you wish to share at what NWO branch you are employed? Note that I'm not asking to give away sooper sekrit information, because that would be against NWO regulations.

I myself was recently promoted from Mindless Street Thug (second class) to Technician (3rd Class), Red Herring Department. My family are very proud.

 

[aggle-rithm]

I myself was recently promoted from Mindless Street Thug (second class) to Technician (3rd Class), Red Herring Department. My family are very proud.

You're saying there's an opening in the Mindless Street Thug department?

I'm there!

 

[Skeptic Guy]

... And good for my rose bushes.

Thanks for the tip!

::: high-five :::

No problem. Just because we are a ruthless, world-dominating, shadow government, it doesn't mean that we can't enjoy some fine landscaping.

 

[negativ]

I started retraining to be a re-education specialist, but now I'm rethinking, ya know, maybe history revisioning has more of a future.

Funny you should put it that way: the Time Control Lab has an opening you might want to look into. You didn't hear it from me, though.

 

[fuelair]

I was informed on another forum that I work at NIST in their Disinformation Division.

He was almost right. I actually work at the Temple for the Indoctrination of Naive Sheeple (TINS; we mix up the acronyms to further confuse the masses).

My family think I'm a toymaker in Canada.

I was told that was SNIT. Somebody obviously got it bass-ackwards!!

 

[Bell]

No problem. Just because we are a ruthless, world-dominating, shadow government, it doesn't mean that we can't enjoy some fine landscaping.

Troofers wouldn't believe all the sekrit symbolism the NWO puts into landscape design and urban planning. Washington DC is our finest example.

 

[aggle-rithm]

Troofers wouldn't believe all the sekrit symbolism the NWO puts into landscape design and urban planning. Washington DC is our finest example.

It's true. You never know when you might need an uneducated loser who still lives with his mother to decipher these secret symbols and thwart all our nefarious plans.

 

[uk_dave]

I was told that was SNIT. Somebody obviously got it bass-ackwards!!

No SNIT was the organisation which produced the REAL report into the WTC towers collapse, for NWO eyes only.

You should know that already as it is explained on page 397 of your NWO Handbook Second Edition, just under the REAL number for the emergency services.

 

[Anti-sophist]

I work at the Illuminati Science and Technology Nexus (ISTN). We develop the mass hypnoses and space born fusion beam weapons of tomorrow! (and also fireproof, wirelessly-detonated, teleporting thermate)

 

[The Almond]

I'm a civil engineer specializing in reinforced concrete structures and construction materials.

I'm one of the guys NIST contacted to add a whole bunch of "equations" and complicated science stuff to the NCSTAR1 report so that:
1) It would be too complicated for the general public to understand and criticize and,
2) It would be comprehensive enough that the world's structural engineers would believe it, even though the mathematics and science were complete fabrication.

I have to apologize though, because even though I was able to fool almost every single structural engineer in the world, I didn't count on a couple of college students with a Mac and google, nor did I count on an aqueous chemistry expert ACTUALLY READING the thing. Frankly, I was expecting these people to glance over the work and figure that it was pretty good. Who knew these guys would actually be able to find the mistakes everyone else on the planet missed?

 

[uk_dave]

nor did I count on an aqueous chemistry expert ACTUALLY READING the thing.

It's ok, the 'aqueous chemistry guy' actually works for NWO Section 5...overlaps such as this are always to be expected.

Now I'm supposed to mail his and Fetzers pay cheques but I can't find Fetzers secret mail drop address...I do wish these people would move to online banking...would make my life so much easier.

 

[JimBenArm]

It's ok, the 'aqueous chemistry guy' actually works for NWO Section 5...overlaps such as this are always to be expected.

Now I'm supposed to mail his and Fetzers pay cheques but I can't find Fetzers secret mail drop address...I do wish these people would move to online banking...would make my life so much easier.

They would, but the darn JOOOS! keep holding their applications up!

 

[Obviousman]

Military Strongman. National Overthrow Section, Department of Covert Action.

 

[firecoins]

I am Jew. I am the CEO of the NWO. At other time I have been the President, Chairman of the Board and most importantly Chief Financial Officer.

 

[uk_dave]

I am Jew. I am the CEO of the NWO. At other time I have been the President, Chairman of the Board and most importantly Chief Financial Officer.

And yet never a member of the country club.....

 

[firecoins]

And yet never a member of the country club.....

That was a cover to make the non Jews feel like they were superior when they weren't. its hard to keep people in check.

 

[Soapy Sam]

I'm with Halliburton.

 

[Bell]

I am Jew. I am the CEO of the NWO. At other time I have been the President, Chairman of the Board and most importantly Chief Financial Officer.

I wish I was Jewish. I could use a comfy chair and a warm office. And loads of money.

 

[Bell]

Oh my stars!

Remember how in my OP I talked about working with the police? I was just now Googling some stuff, and found this horrendous site.

It seems that indeed the Dutch police is part of the Illuminati...

Dutch police logo.
In this logo of the Dutch police, we find the chevron boxes (though stylized) with the eternal flame. Thus combining 2 major illuminati symbols!

Oh well, carry on...

 

[8den]

I'm media comptroller. I control how the media suppress the truth about 911, and how it was an inside job. It's only part time however, which is why some days the "media wakes up to the trooth" And lets Charlie Sheen on Etonight, or any kind of mainstream media story the trooth movement links to. Massive pain in the arse to fix, usually I just let em slide and figure no one notices.

No one notices right?