What NWO job do you hold?

[Bell]

So, where are the teachers? Will nobody think of the children?

 

[uk_dave]

All NWO offspring (well, those that survive christmas) are homeschooled in accordance with BigOwl Directive 3.14 sub. para 3h and are to be taught evolution theory, macro economics and quantum mechanics, until the age of 5 when they will then enter a period of vigorous chimney sweeping and working down coal mines.

We're nothing if not fair

 

[realitybites]

All NWO offspring (well, those that survive christmas) are homeschooled in accordance with BigOwl Directive 3.14 sub. para 3h and are to be taught evolution theory, macro economics and quantum mechanics, until the age of 5 when they will then enter a period of vigorous chimney sweeping and working down coal mines.

We're nothing if not fair

I have such fond memories of my chimney sweep days.

Chim-chim cher-ooo, as they say.

 

[uk_dave]

Dick van Dyke worked (narrows eyes) for the other side.

Consider your elves suspended and report for 'owl droppings' duty in the morning.... or just pay the fine to my cayman island account and we'll say no more about it cor blimey mary pop......stop that!....damn jedi mind thingy.

 

[Skeptic Guy]

I'm in TV broadcasting...you know...we control the vertical, we control the horizontal, I'm in charge of the NWO brainwashing initiatives.

And since I am in media, Loss Leader, the Jewish lawyer, is my boss...

Now go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

 

[WilliamSeger]

I work in the foil industry--to make sure the hats act as antenna rather than reflectors of the info.

Hey! I worked on that project!

 

[eryn]

I'm a Starbucks Barista.

*shifty eyes*

 

[progressquest]

Well, I'm the bumbling idiot who filled the WTC sites with termites.


I swear the memo was changed since I read it the first time.

 

[WilliamSeger]

Well, I'm the bumbling idiot who filled the WTC sites with termites.

I swear the memo was changed since I read it the first time.

Yeah, well, that's what happens when people put too much trust is spell checkers.

 

[uk_dave]

Hey who cares...it still worked!

 

[negativ]

Additionally, I have been known to write the songs that make the whole world sing.

 

[aggle-rithm]

You get paid don't you?

Though I get more from the pics of you crouching in a cardboard box in a corner of an abandoned warehouse I sell on ebay

I wondered what that camera was for!

 

[apathoid]

Hey who cares...it still worked!

Yeah, but last I heard, the steel-eating termites ate through their enclosures and escaped the lab. I am in the process of writing a memo warning everyone to stay out of steel buildings indefinately.....

 

[Architect]

Surely the question is what post we've been offered AFTER the NWO take over as recompense for services rendered.

I've been promised England. Wait to you see what I'm going to do to it by way of revenge for Flodden........

 

[NickUK]

I've been promised England.

Hmmm, Gravy promised ME England as well. Someone's playing us off against each other.

 

[Architect]

Hmmm, Gravy promised ME England as well. Someone's playing us off against each other.

Tell you what, give me Jimmy Hill and we'll call it quits...

 

[NickUK]

Tell you what, give me Jimmy Hill and we'll call it quits...

He wasn't very happy...

























...why the long face, Jim?

(sorry - I couldn't resist)

 

[Architect]

Aye, if it wasn't for Jimmy Hill where would Scotland get its favourite new year song.....

 

[ConspiRaider]

So, where are the teachers? Will nobody think of the children?

I stand in front of my 2nd graders homeroom class every day, just as you see me in my avatar.

After all the kiddies gots to learn it's the New World Order.

 

[Bell]

I stand in front of my 2nd graders homeroom class every day, just as you see me in my avatar.

After all the kiddies gots to learn it's the New World Order.

Do you use your whip a lot?