What NWO job do you hold?

[slingblade]

I flossed Charlie Sheen once.

 

[solidslade]

When im not being the average college student,
I'm a NWO Standard Shock Trooper.


On demand I :

Kick hippies when their down.Beat them with my truncheon/shovel (because it causes more pain) Gas them,Lurk in forums and scour for targets. Oh, and I've been trained / brainwashed in Projects NAOMI, MK-ULTRA and other super shill CIA programs.

My allegiances are NOT to the US, but to the UN. I ride black choppers every operation. I have thermal optic camouflage.

Oh yeah : my Thermate/Mite grenades EXPLODE!......

I get paid by the NWO in Thai Hookers or Hostess Cakes.

Gravy has yet to subscribe to my services >_>
It has been a BORING few years since the 1999 Faked WTO Protests in Seattle.
I crave Activist Blood, Damnit!

 

[Bell]

I flossed Charlie Sheen once.

Uhm... I don't think that means what I think it means?

 

[ConspiRaider]

I'm media comptroller. I control how the media suppress the truth about 911, and how it was an inside job. It's only part time however, which is why some days the "media wakes up to the trooth" And lets Charlie Sheen on Etonight, or any kind of mainstream media story the trooth movement links to. Massive pain in the arse to fix, usually I just let em slide and figure no one notices.

No one notices right?

Oh of course we don't notice and you're really doing a fine job for the NWO, 8den, we really appreciate all of your hard work and dedication and team spirit.

(excuse me I have to make a call)

"NWO Human Relations? Yes this is Operative NWO222, would you kindly schedule a 'salary adjustment conference' for Operative NWO666, codename 8den? Correct, no witnesses. It's been cleared through level 77. Please destroy the tape of this call. Out."

Now then, yes, thank you 8den your dedication to the cause will not go unnoticed. Believe me it won't...

 

[solidslade]

Oh of course we don't notice and you're really doing a fine job for the NWO, 8den, we really appreciate all of your hard work and dedication and team spirit.

(excuse me I have to make a call)

"NWO Human Relations? Yes this is Operative NWO222, would you kindly schedule a "salary adjustment conference" for Operative NWO666, codename 8den?"

Now then, yes, thank you 8den your dedication to the cause will not go unnoticed. Believe me it won't...

<---- has yet to recieve a raise Q_Q-p

 

[8den]

"NWO Human Relations? Yes this is Operative NWO222, would you kindly schedule a 'salary adjustment conference' for Operative NWO666, codename 8den? Correct, no witnesses. It's been cleared through level 77. Please destroy the tape of this call. Out."

Ohhhh! Salary Adjustment! Sounds like I'm getting a great big christmas bonu.....

[edit]
Operative NW0222 has had his "salary" adjusted.

NWO out
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[ConspiRaider]

Ohhhh! Salary Adjustment! Sounds like I'm getting a great big christmas bonu.....

[edit]
Operative NW0222 has had his "salary" adjusted.

NWO out
[/edit]

"NWO Human Relations? Any complications with NWO666? Very good, the Leader likes clean operations. Insert NWO278 as interim Media Chief. I'll be sending next-of-kin data scrambled over the Freemason Satcom at 1930 hours, 20 seconds, duration 2.2 miliseconds. Password Nwoo-Nwoo-Ni-Harrumph-Fluoride-RedPill. Out."

 

[gumboot]

I'm with Halliburton.

I hope she puts out.

-Gumboot

 

[Skeptic Guy]

Troofers wouldn't believe all the sekrit symbolism the NWO puts into landscape design and urban planning. Washington DC is our finest example.

I agree, which makes me wonder why they wouldn't want to stay in those freight cars we have warehoused outside of Boise. I mean, did you see the kick-butt topiaries?

 

[slingblade]

Uhm... I don't think that means what I think it means?

I see. Apparently, your clearance doesn't go that high. Report for reobfuscation immediately.

 

[joobz]

I'm a NWO QC/QA-CFO with a PHD, MBA, MD start cGMP and ISO9001 processes.

which means I'm in charge of acronyms

 

[damfino]

I'm one of the many disinformation agents on the payroll. Nothing that special.

 

[Orphia Nay]

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When im not being the average college student,
I'm a NWO Standard Shock Trooper.


On demand I :

Kick hippies when their down.Beat them with my truncheon/shovel (because it causes more pain)

That "shovel"... it looks like the trowels we used to build the invisible concrete core of the twin towers... made of nano-particles that imbue the cement with long-life remote-controlled nano-explosives.

 

[gumboot]

I'm one of the many disinformation agents on the payroll. Nothing that special.

Pffft, that's just disinfo. We know the truth.

-Gumboot

 

[solidslade]

That "shovel"... it looks like the trowels we used to build the invisible concrete core of the twin towers... made of nano-particles that imbue the cement with long-life remote-controlled nano-explosives.

I can also convert it into a Thermate/mite detonator ^_^;

 

[westprog]

I worked for the consultancy firm that amended the original conspiracy plan cooked up by Bush and Rumsfeld. It was terrible. They had conned a bunch of Iraqis into hijacking four planes and crashing them into buildings. That was it! Totally unsubtle. We put the whole thing back three years and designed something much more comprehensive. It took a while to sell them on the Pentagon missile. Cheney kept saying that it would cost a fortune and where were they going to dispose of the bodies. Connie's a great girl. She kept saying "Dick, we brought these guys in to run things, so let them do their job".

There's still a few secrets. Who would have guessed that we used thermite, thermate, thermute (our own secret formula), a mini-nuke and a satellite laser? The hologram planes were my own idea. I remember that we were free-associating in a bar one night and I came up with the idea of the secret pods on the imaginary planes.

We would have gotten away with it as well if it wasn't for those interfering kids.

 

[uk_dave]

We would have gotten away with it as well if it wasn't for those interfering kids.

....and their dog, who happens to be an NWO Type3 Canine Disinfo Agent, named 'Scraps' (Killtown loves that dog, he does)

 

[Mobyseven]

Surely the question is what post we've been offered AFTER the NWO take over as recompense for services rendered.

I've been promised England. Wait to you see what I'm going to do to it by way of revenge for Flodden........

Hehe...it's great being a higher up field operative in the NWO. Especially when I work with money and land by day. It means I get all kinds of stuff.

I've been promised Mars. The irrigation channels there are still useful, and the face is good conversation. Not to mention the Oompa-Loompas and their underground networks. All slaves under my command.

I've got to go initiate project J00-2 now...

 

[uk_dave]

Hehe...it's great being a higher up field operative in the NWO. Especially when I work with money and land by day. It means I get all kinds of stuff.

I've been promised Mars. The irrigation channels there are still useful, and the face is good conversation. Not to mention the Oompa-Loompas and their underground networks. All slaves under my command.

I've got to go initiate project J00-2 now...

Sorry that was a typo....it's a Mars Bar you were offered.

Apologies for any confusion.

 

[JimBenArm]

Sorry that was a typo....it's a Mars Bar you were offered.

Apologies for any confusion.

Does that mean when you offered me Snickers, you weren't talking about the candy bar?