True skeptics are 'conspiracy theorists'

[pandamonk]

Whew! Well, that's a load off my mind. Here I've been wasting so much time agonizing over doing the right things, helping people, figuring out what I believe, and what the universe means but since I'm a pretty girl (or so I've been told on occasion), I can't burn in hell. Sweet.

Haha. Well done

 

[Davidjayjordan]

Originally Posted by Davidjayjordan
I am not allowed to respond to you Panda.... nor classify your actions or describe what you are doing. You obviously have that freedom and can name call me and villify me all you want.

Belz..replied to me ..... Crybaby

I respond to Belz.... Yes Panda was, but I am not allowed to mention it, yet you can call me a crybaby with immunity as this is your board and the rules don't apply to yourselves. (in most cases)

 

[Davidjayjordan]

Whew! Well, that's a load off my mind. Here I've been wasting so much time agonizing over doing the right things, helping people, figuring out what I believe, and what the universe means but since I'm a pretty girl or so I've been told on occasion, I can't burn in hell. Sweet. ((No pretty girls can definitely go to HELL if that is what they choose. Its choice choice choice..... others seem to want to go there as well, so you won;t be alone, only separated...)))



You seem to be implying that pretty girls were created for sex (NO, both genders were created to reproduce... Didn;t you know this ? SEE Jesus created sex on the Religion Board or http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/SexualMysteries.html ))))

and would only be in heaven to as concubines for men. (((NO we are all equals in heaven,.... concubines are only HERE on Earth. Power and wealth mean nothing there.... only love)))) That's not what you're saying right? ((Right, you have to search more than a few seconds to discern truths. It takes time... and concentration and an open heart ))))

Because that would be awfully misogynistic, wouldn't it? (((As mentioned above))))

Plus, are you saying that there's sex in heaven? ((((Definitely.... as love and unity and sexuality go together. two become one.... yet most false sketpics can;t put one and one together to make two))))

Um...how does that work exactly? (((Boy have you got a lot to learn. You need some experience instead of all your theories that go no where )))

Everybody there's gonna be dead and their physical bodies, you know the things people use to have sex with, will be dust.

(((Not so, we have spiritual bodies, the same as these ones because we were made in the image of God.... and phi templated for powerful uses..
http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/MadeinHisImage.html
or http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/LordsTempleisHumanandSexual.html )))

 

[Gravy]

Originally Posted by Davidjayjordan http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2408619#post2408619http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/helloworld2/buttons/viewpost.gif
I am not allowed to respond to you Panda.... nor classify your actions or describe what you are doing. You obviously have that freedom and can name call me and villify me all you want.

Belz..replied to me ..... Crybaby

I respond to Belz.... Yes Panda was, but I am not allowed to mention it, yet you can call me a crybaby with immunity as this is your board and the rules don't apply to yourselves. (in most cases)

The rules should apply equally to everyone. If you feel that a post has violate the rules, report it to the moderators. Otherwise you're just being a cryman.

 

[TjW]

Hell has no pretty girls whatsoever, only in your dreams. Jesus created them and sex... so you are going to have to do without. Your choice..... but a very poor one.
<snippage and emphasis by TjW>

Well, that seems to make the virgin birth a bit more mundane. Not only Jesus but all children of his and all previous generations must have been virgin births, because sex hadn't been created yet.

 

[Davidjayjordan]

If there was a couple of bodies up there, there'd be a lot of sex with all the spirits up there.

...sorry, had to make that pun.

I realise you were attempting to be cute, Dark Magician, but of course there are spirits up there, as we have the wine of life....., the bread of life and life itself. We serve and we party....BOTH... Whereas those in hell, have nothing as they choose nothingness... and so get what they choose.



Jesus made wine,
drank wine,
and will serve wine







[SIZE=-1]Although church people are notorious for not knowing their Bibles, allow me to say
categorically to their shock and amazement and disgust that YES, Jesus made
wine, drank wine and will be serving wine at His Marriage Supper. And as we all
know it won't be grape juice and it will contain alcohol and we will get intoxicated in
His Sprit and Spirits there. For if we are chosen by Him as His Bride without quile
and spotless, not because of our perfection but because of our love for HIM, then
He shall serve us and drink again the wine of His Creation. We will have Communion
with Him from His Cup, [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]His Grail[/SIZE][SIZE=-1].

For have they never read the scriptures and never believed what they say ... for
communion itself is the drinking of wine

***********************************

And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of
it; For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission
of sins.

But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day
when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom. (Mathew 26: 27-29)

*******************************

In other words, JESUS very clearly states that he will no longer drink wine even
after His up-coming death even in Heaven UNTIL He drinks it with us when we go
to be with HIM. And when is this, when we are called to the Marriage SUPPER.
Then we toast our Husband in the Lord, and He intoxicates us before our
love-making with His Wine and truths and Visions and gifts and ......

For while the Cup of the wine of the evil ones will be filled who will be fornicating
with materialism and their God the Anti-Christ. We shall be having our CUP filled
with our LORD'S WINE before our Wedding UNION. (SEE [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Bride of Christ in O.T.[/SIZE][SIZE=-1])

This is the New Wine that the Lord made in the wedding at Cana, and he made it from water. And yet as the governer of the feast admitted it was better than the original wine.

"When the ruler of the feast had tasted the water that was made wine, and knew not whence it was: (but the servants which drew the water knew the governor of the feast called the bridegroom,And saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now.This beginning of miracles did Jesus in Cana of Galilee, and manifested forth his glory; and his disciples believed on him. (John 2)

Do you believe it? Do you want to drink of His [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]WINE[/SIZE][SIZE=-1], which is [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]His Word[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] ?

In His Service

David[/SIZE]

 

[Athyrio]

((( )))

You've been here long enough now to have learned how to use the quote feature in your responses, so please try to use it. Ask for help if you feel you need it. Thank you.

 

[Davidjayjordan]

Most of you have real hang-ups because of your religious indocrination, so can most of your religious questions to the Religion Board... Mind you, this thread is about the your religion called 'false sketpicism that most of you worship.

Now back to your false worship of false skepticism... as real skeptics come to conclusions and find some answers and stand on something rather than nothing. Real skeptics see through the lies of the government and military and the media and are appalled that the government and the powerful so try to trick and fool their citizens.

But the false skeptics go on being used by their governments as doubters and deniers that the governments are liars. They are the most gullable people on earth, and absolutely the dumbest of the dumb.

 

[milesalpha]

I'm afraid poor DJJ is slipping into the Christophera zone. Might be kinder to stop torturing him, he seems to be in need of help.

 

[beachnut]

I'm afraid poor DJJ is slipping into the Christophera zone. Might be kinder to stop torturing him, he seems to be in need of help.

yes

 

[Hokulele]

Hell has no pretty girls whatsoever . . .

((No pretty girls can go to HELL . . .))

So I am definitely not going to hell. DJJ, you may want to check your use of commas.

Seriously though, if we read both sentences as they were intended, do you not see the major contradiction here? By making these types of statements in such close proximity to each other, it makes it more and more obvious that you are making all of this up as you go.

Since you have ignored this question twice already, maybe the third time will be the charm: DJJ, do you suffer from temporal lobe epilepsy, or have had a temporal lobe seizure?

 

[Mr. Skinny]

Most of you have real hang-ups because of your religious indocrination, so can most of your religious questions to the Religion Board... Mind you, this thread is about the your religion called 'false sketpicism that most of you worship.

I was raised a Catholic, but abandoned it when I became a skeptic. I now abandon my false skepticism and worship Davidjayjordan

Now back to your false worship of false skepticism... as real skeptics come to conclusions and find some answers and stand on something rather than nothing. Real skeptics see through the lies of the government and military and the media and are appalled that the government and the powerful so try to trick and fool their citizens.

I've seen the light. I now worship you and your teachings, DJJ.

But the false skeptics go on being used by their governments as doubters and deniers that the governments are liars. They are the most gullable people on earth, and absolutely the dumbest of the dumb.

I'm quitting my government job just as soon as I can find new employment. To heck with retiring on a government pension in 5 yrs. I'm finding a new job with absolutely no government ties whatsoever!!

Is your church hiring, DJJ?

 

[pandamonk]

Originally Posted by Davidjayjordan
I am not allowed to respond to you Panda.... nor classify your actions or describe what you are doing. You obviously have that freedom and can name call me and villify me all you want.

Belz..replied to me ..... Crybaby

I respond to Belz.... Yes Panda was, but I am not allowed to mention it, yet you can call me a crybaby with immunity as this is your board and the rules don't apply to yourselves. (in most cases)

Cry baby?! It was you who was comlaining DJJ, not me!

 

[pandamonk]

Most of you have real hang-ups because of your religious indocrination, so can most of your religious questions to the Religion Board... Mind you, this thread is about the your religion called 'false sketpicism that most of you worship.

Now back to your false worship of false skepticism... as real skeptics come to conclusions and find some answers and stand on something rather than nothing. Real skeptics see through the lies of the government and military and the media and are appalled that the government and the powerful so try to trick and fool their citizens.

But the false skeptics go on being used by their governments as doubters and deniers that the governments are liars. They are the most gullable people on earth, and absolutely the dumbest of the dumb.

skepticism is not a religion...

 

[pandamonk]

I was raised a Catholic, but abandoned it when I became a skeptic. I now abandon my false skepticism and worship Davidjayjordan


I've seen the light. I now worship you and your teachings, DJJ.



I'm quitting my government job just as soon as I can find new employment. To heck with retiring on a government pension in 5 yrs. I'm finding a new job with absolutely no government ties whatsoever!!

Is your church hiring, DJJ?

Ohh he's turning into a true skeptic!!! We must eithr follow him like sheep or exile him from our false skeptic religion of atheism.

 

[Mr.D]

Since you have ignored this question twice already, maybe the third time will be the charm: DJJ, do you suffer from temporal lobe epilepsy, or have had a temporal lobe seizure?

Interesting, and potentially dangerous if undiagnosed and untreated. DJJ, have you ever had a brain MRI done? Has anyone you know ever expressed concern that you may be hyperreligious, hypersexual, hypergraphic, pedantic and condescending or emotionally volitile?

Seriously dude, find a competent neurologist sooner rather than later.

(Hoku brah, get choke kine woo in da las' treefor links, so no get salty 'k?)

 

[A W Smith]

Interesting, and potentially dangerous if undiagnosed and untreated. DJJ, have you ever had a brain MRI done? Has anyone you know ever expressed concern that you may be hyperreligious, hypersexual, hypergraphic, pedantic and condescending or emotionally volitile?

Seriously dude, find a competent neurologist sooner rather than later.

(Hoku brah, get choke kine woo in da las' treefor links, so no get salty 'k?)

Or he stumbled and hit his head while carrying his large crucifix during stations 3. 7 and 9.

 

[Hokulele]

Interesting, and potentially dangerous if undiagnosed and untreated. DJJ, have you ever had a brain MRI done? Has anyone you know ever expressed concern that you may be hyperreligious, hypersexual, hypergraphic, pedantic and condescending or emotionally volitile?

Seriously dude, find a competent neurologist sooner rather than later.

(Hoku brah, get choke kine woo in da las' treefor links, so no get salty 'k?)

No huhu cuz. (BTW, it's a tita ova dis side of da keyboad, but no worries, jes one small kine tita. )

 

[westprog]

(((Not so, we have spiritual bodies, the same as these ones because we were made in the image of God.... and phi templated for powerful uses..
http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/MadeinHisImage.html
or http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/LordsTempleisHumanandSexual.html )))

Has anyone tried running these posts as a LISP program?

 

[JimBenArm]

Has anyone tried running these posts as a LISP program?

There's a joke there somewhere, but I ain't touching it!