Today's the Day!!!

[supercorgi]

7:20 PM here on the East coast and still no tsunami! Promises, promises...

 

[LibraryLady]

Okay, while we're confessing:

There is an International Jewish Conspiracy, and I am at the bottom of it. Or the head of it. Or something.

If the world doesn't end, do I have to do the dishes?

 

[BenK]

Update: If the comet does hit in 5 minutes....just wait longer.

 

[Meffy]

The only question I have is what this "Psychic" is going to do when the tsunami doesn't happen?

Oh yeah, he'll say the "positive vibrations" of his psychic powers prevented it from happening. And for it not to happen again, he needs money.

There was already a thread to that effect on his forum. Golly, a convenient out! Whodathunkit?

 

[Outhere]

Is it a coincidence that the prediction coincides with Towel Day?

Have the Vogons begun the bypass yet?

 

[Kochanski]

Ooohh, he is waffling now....I wonder how often he will put off doomsday:

UPDATE MAY 25, 2006:
According to informed sources, contacts in the American intelligence services confirm the existence of a time window of 48 hours, centered on May 25th at midnight GMT, for the impact a comet fragment south of the Azores.

This corroborates information of an evacuation exercise of the U.S. Congress to occur later in the day of May 25th, information which reached us this morning.

As a measure of precaution, I suggest the authorities do the utmost to protect the populations of the Atlantic coastlines. -- Eric Julien​

 

[JPK]

Good evening.
Well, all is well ( at least not underwater) here in New Jersey, where I am, at the moment. Anyone see any any sign of comets?
JPK

 

[Meffy]

Not yet. We're in a Forty-Eight Hour Time Window. Bonus trivia fun: If you arrange six Time Windows just so you get a Time Cube.

[edit] Oh, wait -- there is news of cometary fragments!

http://www2.townonline.com/danvers/opinion/view.bg?articleid=503462

None of the comet’s fragments will come closer than 5.5 million miles to Earth during its closest approaches May 12 - 28. That’s more than 20 times the distance from the Earth to the moon. The main fragment, designated fragment C, passed closest to Earth on May 12 at a distance of approximately 7.3 million miles. It was visible to small telescopes during the morning hours in the constellation Vulpecula.

Didn't realize Julien meant S-W3. I thought that was past but it's kinda like Herbie the Volkswagen Bug at the end of Disney's "The Love Bug." Wins first and third places.

 

[Hamradioguy]

I'm at 2040 feet here. Is that high enough, or do I need to backpack up Mt. Washington or something? Oh wait- There's still snow on Washington. Guess I'll tough it out here and take my chances.......

 

[Meffy]

Is it a coincidence that the prediction coincides with Towel Day?

There are no coincidences, just conspiracies. =(@.@)=

Have the Vogons begun the bypass yet?

I don't think that happens this time 'round. Aren't we on the sixth or seventh volume by now? If so we're writing our own plots, which is scarier than living the HHGG would be. Almost.

 

[vbloke]

I wonder how long this time window is going to get extended by once the 48 hours is up?

 

[Beady]

I'm at 2040 feet here.

????????? I'm over on Lake Champlain, and I'm only at 150 or so feet. You're on top of a mountain?

 

[Mojo]

I wonder how long this time window is going to get extended by once the 48 hours is up?

It should be pretty much up by now. He says it was "centered on May 25th at midnight" and then talks about an evacuation exercise "to occur later in the day of May 25th", so the midnight in question must have been the one at the beginning of May 25th, and the 48 hours was the 24th and 25th of May.

 

[Azrael 5]

Is it a natural tsunami though or is it a controlled explosion off shore?

Isn't that normal for England in the Spring?

You know what "spitting" means? Im impressed.

 

[SezMe]

I used Comet to clean my sink today. Maybe that fulfills the prediction?

 

[Stellafane]

Oops, no tsunami...

You know that post about me planning 9/11 and faking the moon landing and stuff? I take it back...forget I ever said anything. It was a joke, yeah just a joke...

 

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Is it a natural tsunami though or is it a controlled explosion off shore?


You know what "spitting" means? Im impressed.

Phrase is used on this side of the pond as well.

 

[Starthinker]

Since we were on the topic of towels and Vogons and stuff I may point out that the world is supposed to end on a Thursday. I think we're safe until next Thursday.

 

[The_Fire]

Is ok. I'll just wait for the backup Earth to go online then.....

 

[roger]

Well, since it is the last day we are all going to be alive, I have some things to get off my chest.

1. You're all bastards, I've just been pretending to like you. I hate you all.
2. I was the one that told Bush there were WMD. Yes, I knowingly lied about it.
3. I'm manipulating the gasoline market, and making a killing. Ya, that's right, you're paying 3.50 at the pump, and 2.50 of that is going into my pocket. Suckers.


Well, there's more, but those are the biggies. At least now I can die peacefully, satisfied that all you worthless scum are also dying with the full knowledge of how I scammed you all. That's gotta sting.

Whooh! How did this get posted on here? I didn't post this. You gotta believe me! It was my hamster! He broke out of his cage and posted this malicious lie.

I love you all! Really! Now just go on with your lives, making meals, talking, and pumping lots of gas, like you normally do. Pay no attention to this silly post. By my hamster.