Today's the Day!!!

[azazal]

hmmm, guess it's time to take up surfing and head over to the east coast to catch that big wave

 

[Starthinker]

yes
breasts
buttocks.
stockings
thighs
cleavage

Be careful, you may have to eat those words.

 

[TobiasTheViking]

Be careful, you may have to eat those words.

is that supposed to be a threat?

 

[gfunkusarelius]

I just found it funny that this 'disaster' coincided with Towel day

i'm so sad that i knew of the end of the world but i didnt know about towel day! i wouldve definitely brought a towel to work. probably wouldve left the slicker at home

 

[The Mutha]

The rest, fine -- but stockings?

Methinks today might be a good day to skip work and call up The Boy for some fun...

 

[roger]

Well, since it is the last day we are all going to be alive, I have some things to get off my chest.

1. You're all bastards, I've just been pretending to like you. I hate you all.
2. I was the one that told Bush there were WMD. Yes, I knowingly lied about it.
3. I'm manipulating the gasoline market, and making a killing. Ya, that's right, you're paying 3.50 at the pump, and 2.50 of that is going into my pocket. Suckers.


Well, there's more, but those are the biggies. At least now I can die peacefully, satisfied that all you worthless scum are also dying with the full knowledge of how I scammed you all. That's gotta sting.

 

[Beady]

It's OK, he's going to open it again when we're all dead.

It's back up, already.

 

[azazal]

i'm so sad that i knew of the end of the world but i didnt know about towel day! i wouldve definitely brought a towel to work. probably wouldve left the slicker at home

How could you forget the rule, never travel without a towel? Some hitchhiker you are.

 

[headscratcher4]

Just to keep everyone informed: here in D.C. we are under at least 17 feet of water even as I write.

 

[Tirdun]

Well, since it is the last day we are all going to be alive, I have some things to get off my chest.

I KNEW IT *shakes fist at roger*

Well, I didn't stock up on anything useful, so I'll just spend some quality time with the internet here at the end.

 

[chipmunk stew]

Just to keep everyone informed: here in D.C. we are under at least 17 feet of water even as I write.

Nothing yet here in Bucks County, PA. Well, except for a low growing rumble.

 

[Ririon]

Nothing yet here in Bucks County, PA. Well, except for a low growing rumble.

Everything is fine here in TrondheiiiIIIAAAAAH!!!

 

[strathmeyer]

Just to keep everyone informed: here in D.C. we are under at least 17 feet of water even as I write.

This area has really bad drainage.

I knew this air mattress would come in handy. While you guys are all floating around on your drinky raffs, I'll be picking up the fly honeys in style.

 

[Psi Baba]

Awww, Poor Julien had to shut down his forum because too many people were making fun of him.

Any news from the Atlantic? Is my place in PA going to be beachfront soon?

It seems we're safe:
http://www.savelivesinmay.com/slimdocs/map-High-Risk-Areas_files/image006.jpg
BTW, if anyone is looking for me, I'll be on Mt. Washington.

Um, anyway, it's not supposed to happen until tonight.

The giant wave is a veritable wall of water, much as in my vision. This wave will certainly arrive at night on the East Atlantic shores.

Should make for an interesting evening!

 

[Orb]

I'll meet you at Redbeards!

 

[Psi Baba]

I'll meet you at Redbeards!

Great idea! (I like Piper's Pub on Carson Street, but that's a bit low for today's event).

Here's an Atlantic City webcam so we can all watch the Tsunami roll in:
http://www.kiteloft.com/webcam/

 

[Trantor]

So, tonight's the night. I almost forgot. I wonder what time the show will begin?

I may take out my telescope in order to get a close-up view. I live in Central Florida, so I should be safe from the wave, unless it's like the one on "Deep Impact". I think that wave rolled right over Florida!

 

[Stellafane]

Well, since it is the last day we are all going to be alive, I have some things to get off my chest.

1. You're all bastards, I've just been pretending to like you. I hate you all.
2. I was the one that told Bush there were WMD. Yes, I knowingly lied about it.
3. I'm manipulating the gasoline market, and making a killing. Ya, that's right, you're paying 3.50 at the pump, and 2.50 of that is going into my pocket. Suckers.


Well, there's more, but those are the biggies. At least now I can die peacefully, satisfied that all you worthless scum are also dying with the full knowledge of how I scammed you all. That's gotta sting.

Well, since we're 'fessing up, I planned 9/11, fixed the election in 2000 and 2004, and faked the moon landing. And oh yeah, you know Roswell, the Loch Ness Monster, and Mothman? All real; I've been covering them up for years.

Not Bigfoot though. Some things are just too far-fetched to be believed.

 

[headscratcher4]

Enron? That was all me.

 

[Luke T.]

Oops. Didn't see this topic before I started a similar one in Community.

It's OK, he's going to open it again when we're all dead.

Oh, and look:

It is happening!!!

According to an informant on the Craigslist Political forum for Washington, D.C., all members of Congress received a memo this morning about "evacuation drills" that would be run later today. Coincidence?

It is really happening!!!

Shhh. Don't tell anybody.