Today's the Day!!!

[Beady]

For those living on both the American and European costs of the Atlantic: How long can you tread water? Today is IT!!!

http://www.savelivesinmay.com/

BTW, this was confirmed by my veterinarian, yesterday. He said he's noticed the animals he's been treating lately have been extra nervous and upset. Something is definitely coming!

 

[westphalia]

I'm very excited. I've asked the llamas on my farm to stop having babies for the next 24 hours (we have two llamas due this week).

If one pops out anyway, we'll name him "Meteor."

 

[Mojo]

Bye.

 

[TobiasTheViking]

it's been nice knowing you all

 

[cgordon]

Where'd I put my waders???

 

[vbloke]

any last words..?

 

[TobiasTheViking]

yes
breasts
buttocks.
stockings
thighs
cleavage

 

[Indolent Wretch]

The end is nigh

yes
breasts
buttocks.
stockings
thighs
cleavage

May I add:

buxom
voluptuous

 

[Ed Baehr]

Uh Oh....I'd better return my library books.
Hey, will there be any the end of the world as we know it sales?

 

[vbloke]

*runs out to buy inflatable raft*

 

[Mojo]

*Runs out to sell inflatable rafts*

 

[Orb]

Awww, Poor Julien had to shut down his forum because too many people were making fun of him.

Any news from the Atlantic? Is my place in PA going to be beachfront soon?

 

[Meffy]

Don't worry, when their comet fails to appear out of nowhere and destroy civilization, they'll just say "See! Our mass consciousness projection SAVED THE WORLD! You should all be grateful. Pardon us, we must now strut about like peacocks."

Amusing to read that the forums will be re-opened the day after a major portion of the Earth, including much of the Internet infrastructure, is destroyed. Such optimism. Don't suppose he'll be any more tolerant of those nasty skeptics after his predictions have failed. Erm, I mean after the mind power deflects the comet before any astronomer has seen it.

Would post more but I have to keep hitting these two sticks together. If I don't, wild tigers will devour New York City. What? There are no wild tigers in NYC? See how well it works!

 

[Mojo]

Awww, Poor Julien had to shut down his forum because too many people were making fun of him.

It's OK, he's going to open it again when we're all dead.

This forum is now stopped until May 26, 2006

Oh, and look:

No forthcoming events within the next 10 days found.

 

[Zep]

Oh, we DO need a "Welcome Back From The Brink" party for the poor guy! Here at our place, perhaps?

 

[Meffy]

This popping of comets in and out of existence makes Manny Velikovsky look downright stodgy. His physically impossible celestial gyrations were at least stately (but not plump; sorry, Buck Mulligan). Comets poinking hither and yon on an instant's notice? Now THAT'S entertainment, people!

 

[Mongrel]

I just found it funny that this 'disaster' coincided with Towel day

 

[chipmunk stew]

Aw, jeez! I can't believe my bad timing--I just bought a house yesterday! Think it's too late to buy disaster insurance?

 

[UrsulaV]

Aw, jeez! I can't believe my bad timing--I just bought a house yesterday! Think it's too late to buy disaster insurance?

Hey, congrats! (Just bought a house last month, and the warm and fuzzy glow is still intact, if badly tattered by all the things that need fixing!)

I, too, lack meteor insurance, but granted the way insurance works, it probably won't matter unless you sustain a direct hit. Otherwise the damage is from fire and flood and fallout, and they'll refuse to pay the damages on meteordom.

 

[Stellafane]

Cool! Vermont could use a seacoast -- then we'd have everything!