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Cont: The Valley of the Wood Apes, part 2

Pterodactyl said:
Personally, I think reality TV producers have been following the NAWAC saga for a while and have put the basic story, and some of the specific details into the script of mountain monsters.



Fully armed night hunts.
Intimidation tree breaks.
"Big Gray" alpha male.
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My guess is these morons are shooting blanks, and even then only the smartest moron gets one blank.....here ya go Barney Bigfooter shoot'em up!
 
Cervelo said:
My guess is these morons are shooting blanks, and even then only the smartest moron gets one blank.....here ya go Barney Bigfooter shoot'em up!
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I'm sure they're using blanks as well, but that still doesn't excuse their poor muzzle awareness.
 
Cervelo said:
On private property you can do a lot of stupid **** and it's all good LOL.
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Private property won't save you if you're snap-shooting at game animals in the dark. You might be able to get out of it if you claim you were blasting hogs, but they're damn well better be hog sign. I think Fish and Game would give you the fish eye if you told them you were shooting at woods monkeys; my first suspicion would be you're shining deer.
 
Resume said:
They wouldn't. But it would be interesting if Fish and Game caught wind of the NAWACers blasting away in the dark and decided to see what was up.
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In most states all you need is a hunting license and the presence of varmints....yotes, wild hogs, which can be hunted at night in some states you'd be in the clear.

If one of their silly stories is to be believed, they certainly had the attention of law enforcement. My thoughts have always been on a local level the BS that is NAWACKY world is well known. Heck the locals probably have shifts that have to be worked hoaxing them.
Here's your six pack and bag of rocks get to work Billy Bob.
 
If they're shooting actual blanks, they're stupid; blanks kill that close. Caps, perhaps, or more likely no loads at all.

It is amazingly coincidental that the scream of the Yahoo sounds just like a good ol' boy from Kentucky trying to scare the brand new Boy Scout troop.
 
Cervelo said:
In most states all you need is a hunting license and the presence of varmints....yotes, wild hogs, which can be hunted at night in some states you'd be in the clear.
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You don't hunt coyotes with 45/70s. I'd find that suspicious if that were the cover story. Most hog hunters get their macho on with AR knockoffs these days. In my neck of the woods, shots at night get investigated due to the amount of deer shining. Even with the wasting disease problems, the DNR still gets up and in there concerning poaching. If I were Fish and Game and knew what the NAWACers were attempting to sell, I'd be on the case looking to violate them, because you just know they've ********** up somehow.
 
You can always call Fish and Game or Parks and Recreation and ask for reports. Of course they might charge you $10,000 like David Paulides claimed they were going to charge him for missing persons reports.
 
Resume said:
You don't hunt coyotes with 45/70s. I'd find that suspicious if that were the cover story. Most hog hunters get their macho on with AR knockoffs these days. In my neck of the woods, shots at night get investigated due to the amount of deer shining. Even with the wasting disease problems, the DNR still gets up and in there concerning poaching. If I were Fish and Game and knew what the NAWACers were attempting to sell, I'd be on the case looking to violate them, because you just know they've ********** up somehow.
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Hey we're on the same page...the whole thing is questionable. I was a member of The Grendal Project or whatever Norse was calling his lets go play army group. Brian Brown was part of the group as well. I asked him several questions related to weapons they were using and needless to say the answers were a little odd.
My point is in a rural area were gunfire is not unusual....someone can pretty much do whatever they want on private property and it's really not going to attract a lot of attention.
When I'm yote hunting in rural Va. we bring all manner of toys and blast away till the wee hours of the morning, haven't seen local law enforcement in over a decade. Everyone knows everyone and what they're up to in the area, the Game Wardens know who the poachers are (we report them) and their routines.
Not trying to get into an arguement...that's just been my experience in Va. and based on my time spent in the area reported to be Area X it kinda had the same mojo as my stomping grounds.
 
I speculate that there are no blank cartridges loaded at Area X, and not even when Rob Lowe is there.
 
Cervelo said:
My point is in a rural area were gunfire is not unusual....someone can pretty much do whatever they want on private property and it's really not going to attract a lot of attention.
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nvm/ot
 
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“We’re 100 miles from the nearest town. We spent 45 minutes on the most rugged, brutal mountain trails. It’s one in the morning. There are a lot of serious former military men with loaded weapons, then something starts approaching our camps that is defying their orders to stop and their warnings that [they were] armed.”

What????

"Hey wood-ape...you better STOP! We're on a mission to kill you and we have guns!!! Run away - RUN AWAY! before we shoot!"

OK it makes as much sense as the rest of it....
 
Speaking of Freud, there's an uncommonly common theme with all these phantom chasing shows and the people who apparently just can't get enough of them. Nobody ever gets to ***. They never actually find Bigfoot or the ghost or the treasure. In a one hour show they spend 55 minutes lubing everyone up for a punchline they know isn't ever coming, pun intended. The question is how does somebody watch a TV show over and over again that disappoints in literally every way that it could every time that it could? I've watched maybe 2 minutes of Finding Bigfoot, but there's people who've watched every single stinking minute, literally thousands of minutes, yet they have seen exactly the same number of Bigfeet (or pictures of Bigfeet) I have, zero.

Is it masochism? :eye-poppi
 
comncents said:
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“We’re 100 miles from the nearest town. We spent 45 minutes on the most rugged, brutal mountain trails. It’s one in the morning. There are a lot of serious former military men with loaded weapons, then something starts approaching our camps that is defying their orders to stop and their warnings that [they were] armed.”

What????

"Hey wood-ape...you better STOP! We're on a mission to kill you and we have guns!!! Run away - RUN AWAY! before we shoot!"

OK it makes as much sense as the rest of it....
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Do they think they own the woods such that they can shoot at someone who is just walking towards them? Do they think the warning justifies anything? Do they think they can order people about? What are they, the King's guard on royal land?
 
LTC8K6 said:
Do they think they own the woods such that they can shoot at someone who is just walking towards them? Do they think the warning justifies anything? Do they think they can order people about? What are they, the King's guard on royal land?
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Don't tell me you've forgotten what Bigfoot hoaxing is all about. Area X is a stage for an ongoing Bigfoot hoax act and the NAWAC team are actors. They had a professional actor come visit and he brought cameras to film the stage play. During this, Rob is acting too.

The person walking towards camp is a shill. The NAWAC knows this and of course the gunmen know it. They may fire their guns but they aren't going to shoot their shill. He might even be the same shill who throws rocks at the cabin.

When they holler out that they are armed they aren't telling the shill anything that he doesn't already know. It's part of the act but it's a token trope line meant to inform Rob that a Bigfoot has arrived at the camp and that drama is supposed to happen now and get those cameras rolling. Rob acts scared instead of laughing because he's an actor and he has a TV program to produce. Inside his head he's thinking that these guys are good amateur actors and they've got a good shill stuntman working the bushes.

So now when Rob is interviewed he says that he thought he was going to die because he wants people to watch the show. They will edit out any bits that might suggest phonyness or staging. Of course the point is to strongly suggest or even force the audience to think that it isn't a person lurking in the bushes - it's a Wood Ape! That's why we're all here at Area X and dammit we didn't confirm its existence for science this time, but we will, we will, we will...
 
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