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Cont: The Valley of the Wood Apes, part 2

AlaskaBushPilot said:
...This guy Daniel Falconer is great. He says the Area X cabin is ten miles off on four wheel drive "trails". It is a place you couldn't walk to "overland". It's a new standard: it's so remote, the only way you can get there is to drive. Like 7-11. People can't scale buildings or swim through sewers to reach 7-11. No, you have to drive on the streets. It's that remote.

He got to experience rock-throwing at area X. He's vague of course.

The reason why there aren't photos is because when you encounter animals in the woods, a camera is the last thing on your mind, especially when your purpose is to film that animal....
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:D I'm still laughing. Those jokes almost write themselves.

CORed said:
Is he claiming there are bigfoots (or Wood Apes) in New Zealand? That would be incredible, considering that the only known native mammals there are bats and marine mammals.
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Not that I know of. I think he just wants to be the Grand Poohbah of BLAARGing Bigfoot in NZ. Working so closely with BLAARGing Bigfoot expert Kathy Strain on the actual property where the monster doesn't actually exist surely puts him in the running. :eye-poppi
 
CORed said:
Is he claiming there are bigfoots (or Wood Apes) in New Zealand? That would be incredible, considering that the only known native mammals there are bats and marine mammals.
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Yeah... now. It's like, what happened to the Moa? Think about it.
 
The NAWAC will soon begin their next phase of research and confirmation.

Operation Suppository

The team will insert themselves into the rear entrance of Area X and dissolve into the surrounding landscape. The goal is to primancurilize the resident Would Apes and challenge the existing tenblum which has consistently been shown to be prevalent at this location. The participants, who are all researchers, fully expect the apes to realize that up their asses they are, and that a relent is the only avenue of action to be chosen. Individual apes or groups will anal eyes the situation and move slowly forwards with complete submission. The researchers are instructed not to touch the rectal area. This is to preserve all forensic proprietaryorityness. In the end, it is believed with confidence that this plan will assure sucksess.
 
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Well, we knew it was coming:
http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/ro...killed/ar-BBDmIV7?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=HPCOMMDHP15
The Lowe Files premieres its first of nine episodes Wednesday, Aug. 2 on A&E. Watch EW’s exclusive sneak peek at the project above, and read on for our full conversation with its central subject — including a detailed account of his run-in with a wood ape . . .
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Lowe said:
Based on my experiences on the show, particularly around ghosts — absolutely. We captured some incredible [footage]. Our first episode is about poltergeists in one of the most notoriously haunted structures in America. Nothing is staged, nothing is trick-cut — no B.S. I believe there are probably ghosts out there. The rest of [what we found I accepted on a] case-by-case basis, but we had an incredible encounter with what locals call the wood ape, which is in the Ozark Mountains. I’m fully aware that I sound like a crazy, Hollywood kook right now . . .
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And of course:
How many episodes before we get to see the wood ape!?

Sadly for you, my good friend, the wood ape is in the one-hour season finale.
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Rob Lowe sounds like the perfect credule. Or bigfoot entrepreneur. Or both.
 
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Q: So is this wood ape thing a real creature?

A: My name is Rob Lowe. I'm an actor.

Q: So is this wood ape thing a real creature?

A: I have two sons. I call them my boys. They are really great guys.

Q: So is this wood ape thing a real creature?

A: Not all of my clothes are new. I have some old favorites that I wear regularly.
 
No, Rob Lowe, you just sound like a kook.

“We had an incredible encounter with what locals call the wood ape ... I’m fully aware that I sound like a crazy, Hollywood kook right now.”
Lowe says he was “genuinely terrified” by the encounter: “I was lying on the ground thinking I was going to be killed.”
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And then here he shows he has completely drunk the NAWAC Kool Aid:

“We’re 100 miles from the nearest town. We spent 45 minutes on the most rugged, brutal mountain trails. It’s one in the morning. There are a lot of serious former military men with loaded weapons, then something starts approaching our camps that is defying their orders to stop and their warnings that [they were] armed.”
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If someone tells you they don't want to oversell something... they probably want to oversell something...
“I don’t want to oversell as a results-oriented show, although we have incredible results,”
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http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...m/news-story/26dda3f6ca346ddd505e40c9e2dbee2a
 
Well after over a decade of not finding Bigfoot at Area X, they have accomplished the goal.
Get on TV....next up Operation TV Series....congrats Brian Brown!
 
Cervelo said:
Well after over a decade of not finding Bigfoot at Area X, they have accomplished the goal.
Get on TV....next up Operation TV Series....congrats Brian Brown!
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It's a gift that keeps on giving in terms of revenue and viewers, as long as there remains a decent enough viewership ready to watch such things.

We didn't find Bigfoot over there, but that doesn't mean he's not over here, let's go look over here.

There'll always be at least some people willing to watch such shows, which is why the ghost-hunting type show is still pretty much thriving, albeit quietly on the Scy/Fy channel and other such places.
 
Rob Lowe said:
"We’re 100 miles from the nearest town. We spent 45 minutes on the most rugged, brutal mountain trails. It’s one in the morning. There are a lot of serious former military men with loaded weapons, then something starts approaching our camps that is defying their orders to stop and their warnings that [they were] armed.”
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I wonder if they started shooting. Sounds like the NAWAC did another hoax. You can't really have Lowe come to do a TV show and then not give him a show.
 
William Parcher said:
I wonder if they started shooting. Sounds like the NAWAC did another hoax. You can't really have Lowe come to do a TV show and then not give him a show.
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That would most likely be the first fib told.
I highly doubt that the producers lawyers/insurance people are going to allow the NAWACKIES to run around in the dark with loaded weapons. Now something highly staged and controlled maybe.
 
Cervelo said:
That would most likely be the first fib told.
I highly doubt that the producers lawyers/insurance people are going to allow the NAWACKIES to run around in the dark with loaded weapons. Now something highly staged and controlled maybe.
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I wonder what Fish and Game and the local popo would think about them winging away at **** in the dark with live ammo?
 
Cervelo said:
That would most likely be the first fib told.
I highly doubt that the producers lawyers/insurance people are going to allow the NAWACKIES to run around in the dark with loaded weapons. Now something highly staged and controlled maybe.
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Personally, I think reality TV producers have been following the NAWAC saga for a while and have put the basic story, and some of the specific details into the script of mountain monsters.



Fully armed night hunts.
Intimidation tree breaks.
"Big Gray" alpha male.
 
Pterodactyl said:
Personally, I think reality TV producers have been following the NAWAC saga for a while and have put the basic story, and some of the specific details into the script of mountain monsters.



Fully armed night hunts.
Intimidation tree breaks.
"Big Gray" alpha male.
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I'm confused. Aren't the yahoos the guys with the guns? Also, nice muzzle awareness guys.
 
William Parcher said:
I wonder if they started shooting. Sounds like the NAWAC did another hoax. You can't really have Lowe come to do a TV show and then not give him a show.
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Resume said:
I wonder what Fish and Game and the local popo would think about them winging away at **** in the dark with live ammo?
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On private property you can do a lot of stupid **** and it's all good LOL.
 
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