The 2016 USA Presidential Election Humor Thread

[Maya22]

Gary Johnson, a former Republican Governor of the state of New Mexico is currently running for president under the Libertarian Party. Some of his supporters have copied the famous Sanders hashtag #feelthebern and have used the former Governor's last name in their new hashtag. I'm not making this up.

 

[Ladewig]

Gary Johnson, a former Republican Governor of the state of New Mexico is currently running for president under the Libertarian Party. Some of his supporters have copied the famous Sanders hashtag #feelthebern and have used the former Governor's last name in their new hashtag. I'm not making this up.

They must be doing it ironically or doing it for the laughs.

 

[mgidm86]

A Latino, a racist, and a Canadian walk into a bar.

Bartender says "what'll it be, Mr Cruz?"

A Cuban, a Canadian and a bigot walk into a bar. Bartender says "Good morning, Mr. Cruz."

Only thing that made me laugh in this thread so far. This election should spawn the greatest political jokes and cartoons ever seen. Ramp it up! Wish I could think of one.

 

[Trebuchet]

Dang, Ninja'd again. At least it wasn't by myself this time.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

 

[Maya22]

They must be doing it ironically or doing it for the laughs.

I think a little of each, and also to draw attention to their candidate and party.

 

[Maya22]

A grandma, a grandpa, a Midwesterner, a Texan and a megalomaniac narcissistic buffoon walk into a bar. The bartender says "CNN is across the street."

Sorry - that's the best I can come up with.

 

[lobosrul]

[IMGw=640]http://i.imgur.com/Pmm0bAS.jpg?1[/IMGw]

 

[Elagabalus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XriXDtfqCg

 

[Maya22]

A grandma, a grandpa, a Midwesterner, a Texan and a megalomaniac narcissistic buffoon walk into a bar. The bartender says "CNN is across the street."

Sorry - that's the best I can come up with.

ETA. The narcissist took all of the toothpicks from the bar and built a wall in order to separate himself from his four rivals, and made his rivals pay for his drinks.

 

[Maya22]

From Snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/ted-cruz-netflix-n-chill.jpg[

http://www.snopes.com/ted-cruz-netflix-and-chill-contest/

Edited by zooterkin: 

Edited for rule 5.

 

[Maya22]

I posted this in another thread, however I feel that it is also appropriate here. Moderators, please feel free to delete if necessary.

Ah, how I miss the sweet innocence of early campaigning in Iowa.

Trump Supporter asks for hugs at a Bernie Rally
http://youtu.be/YF3Ja-Mxrb4

Bernie Supporter asks for hugs at a Trump Rally
http://youtu.be/4devRRKMM3s

Hugs for everyone!

While watching these, I was wondering why everyone looked white - but then I remembered - it's Iowa!

 

[Mike!]

I went to a hockey game and a Trump Rally broke out.

 

[logger]

 

[Maya22]

http://www.sunshinestatenews.com/si...artoon-sunshinestatenews_45.jpg?itok=BJvrDsEv

Edited by zooterkin: 

Edited for rule 5.

 

[Joey McGee]

Let's Make America Gay Again

 

[Maya22]

Whom does Mother Nature prefer?

Bernie Sanders

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polop...rivatives/landscape_1200/dem-2016-sanders.jpg

Donald Trump

http://www.sott.net/image/s14/287995/full/566954fbc361880a6a8b45b4.jpg

Edited by zooterkin: 

Edited for rule 5.
Do not hotlink unless the hosting site explicitly permits it.

 

[Childlike Empress]

Author unknown, pretty brilliant:

 

[Maya22]

Author unknown, pretty brilliant:

[qimg]http://i.imgur.com/tgQWQ5A.jpg[/qimg]

That's pretty cool!

Doesn't Glen Beck think that Ted Cruz is Jesus?

 

[Maya22]

Doesn't Glen Beck think that Ted Cruz is Jesus?

Please forget I wrote that. I listend to Glen Beck in the car for several minutes while doing errands. It seems that Glen Beck believes that Ted Cruz is just a man, but that Ted Cruz is annointed by God. I wonder if this was a rerun.

I can only tolerate Glen Beck for a certain amount of time before I have to change the station.