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The 2016 USA Presidential Election Humor Thread

lobosrul said:
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Soylent Corp...? So Hillary IS supported by PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I get the joke. Skynet and Palpatine are about getting and consolidating power. Ha, ha. But Scrooge and Marley? If Sanderians associate Hillary with a disdain for poor people, then what goes in the Ted Cruz column? Alien? Predator?
 
I ran "Reince Priebus" through google's Russian --> English translator. It means small hands.
 
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Overheard at a coffee shop: "During the Republican debates, I like to listen to John Kasich, look at Marco Rubio, and try to ignore everyone else."
 
New Trump ad: Hillary Clinton barking like a dog

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump is targeting Hillary Clinton in a new ad, portraying the Democratic presidential candidate as not tough enough to handle major foreign policy issues.

A 15-second video posted to Trump's Instagram account shows Russian President Vladimir Putin showing off his martial arts skills and a masked militant pointing a gun at the camera.

"When it comes to facing our toughest opponents, the Democrats have the perfect answer," the video says, cutting to a clip of Clinton barking like a dog last month when she taunted Republicans.

Putin cracks up in Trump's video before text appears back on screen, stating, "We don't need to be a punchline!"

Watch the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE4h6tOgVgc
 
Hey, last time I looked Trump thought that Putin was a great guy he would get along fine with.....



Of all the Trump supporters, the ones who support Trump just because they think it's cool,edgy,and in your face to do so might be the worst idiots of all.
 
Is it me, or do these presidential races seem like multi-month job interviews or multi-month beauty pageants, but without the swimsuit portion or the evening gown portion? It also seems like I've been watching a weird version of Survivor where everyone wears business clothing, and occasionally someone voluntarily leaves The Island.

For something more entertaining than the nonsense that I just wrote, visit YouTube and type "hungry for power games Stephen Colbert."
 
Hey, has anybody mixed a video of Trump campaign footage with the sounds of Rosanne Barr singing The National Anthem yet?

...because that would be freaking hilarious. Instant viral video.
 
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Slings and Arrows said:
New Trump ad: Hillary Clinton barking like a dog

Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump is targeting Hillary Clinton in a new ad, portraying the Democratic presidential candidate as not tough enough to handle major foreign policy issues.

A 15-second video posted to Trump's Instagram account shows Russian President Vladimir Putin showing off his martial arts skills and a masked militant pointing a gun at the camera.

"When it comes to facing our toughest opponents, the Democrats have the perfect answer," the video says, cutting to a clip of Clinton barking like a dog last month when she taunted Republicans.

Putin cracks up in Trump's video before text appears back on screen, stating, "We don't need to be a punchline!"

Watch the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE4h6tOgVgc
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New Hillary ad:

Many wondered how long until Hillary's response. They didn't have long to wait - earlier today, Priorities USA, a pro-Clinton SuperPAC, on Thursday came out with its own attack ad mocking Trump.

The oddly unimaginative, almost carbon-copy clip uses the same footage and wording as Trump's, until cutting to a Trump interview with MSNBC from earlier this week.

"I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain, and I’ve said a lot of things,” Trump says in the clip, which ends with the same punchline as that released by Trump a day earlier: "we don't need to be a punchline"

The ad follows with a shot of Clinton laughing. It is unclear precisely why the footage was taken from the 11-hour Benghazi hearings in October: perhaps it symbolizes Hillary laughing at her devastating foreign policy which led her to defend herself in Congress against accusations her actions led to the death of Americans in Libya.

Watch the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_eTKSzoAUY
 
Maya22 said:
Is it me, or do these presidential races seem like multi-month job interviews or multi-month beauty pageants, but without the swimsuit portion or the evening gown portion? It also seems like I've been watching a weird version of Survivor where everyone wears business clothing, and occasionally someone voluntarily leaves The Island.

For something more entertaining than the nonsense that I just wrote, visit YouTube and type "hungry for power games Stephen Colbert."
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Thank goodness for small favors.
 
From Twitter

every time Bernie and Hilary fans start fighting it's like my parents are getting divorced all over again and Hitler might be my new stepdad
 
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