So apparently I'm going to hell...

[arthwollipot]

Note that piercings are absent from the list. Yay, me! I have piercings but no tattoos. I am still debating a tongue piercing but it is painful and slow healing so not top of my list.

Oh, forgot about those other dozen or two things. Darn...

I don't plan to get any more peircings. The one ear is enough for me. But I am planning several tatts.

 

[GreenLines]

Well, I think I've done everything on that list that doesn't actually have a gender prerequisite.

Except for the tattoo.

Mental note: make appointment for tattoo.

****, thanks for reminding me. Going to get a tattoo for the Wife on VD day.

 

[Ambrosia]

Is it like the 10 commandoes

"The 47 ConmanDon'ts"

nah doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[grayman]

"The 47 ConmanDon'ts"

nah doesn't have the same ring to it.

Commandoesn'ts?

 

[Nursefoxfire]

I have been invited by my friend to a group on facebook called 'so apparently I'm going to hell' which has a list of reasons ,stated by Mr. Micah Armstrong originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami, of why you can go to hell they include:

<snip>

Being Fat
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Now for the big question... Who isn't going to hell?

Interestingly, here's a Youtube video where the Crazy Preacher and his wife are at UCF. Notice the 3:01 mark, where someone comments on Brother Micah's chubbiness

 

[Lucian]

Interestingly, here's a Youtube video where the Crazy Preacher and his wife are at UCF. Notice the 3:01 mark, where someone comments on Brother Micah's chubbiness

I like the bit about how dangerous it is to have an anus in your rectum.

"It's evilution, not evolution." Oh, well now that you've changed the word in the manner of a grade schooler, it all makes sense to me.

 

[Mister Agenda]

At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex.

 

[Xephyr]

I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers.

Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much.

 

[The Atheist]

At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex.

You get double points for giving and receiving.

 

[The Atheist]

I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers.

Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much.

Bingo!

I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats.

No contest.

 

[Polaris]

You get double points for giving and receiving.

Double points for double peneration!

Except for being any religion (other than Catholic and atheist) and the stuff that doesn't require a sex change, I've done everything on the list too. Well, I don't have any ink yet.

I think my cat came from Hell in the first place, so he'll be fine in the lower nine.

 

[Nosi]

I missed a few because of that as well - no vagina (damn!).

Also, forgot to mention that the deepest pit of hell is reserved for guitar players who play 'Stairway to Heaven'. You can see signs of the blasphemy at many musical instrument stores:

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What the ???

 

[Nosi]

26. But that's only because Mr. Armstrong seems to have forgot about sex toys.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

Masturbation covers sex toys. The toys, at least lots of them just add batteries to the mix.

 

[Nosi]

Why isn't war, war for profit, genocide, killing your fellow man, woman, and post birth child not included in the sin brigade?

 

[Nosi]

I don't plan to get any more peircings. The one ear is enough for me. But I am planning several tatts.

Tattoos are so off my list as I am a major pain wuss. I've fibromyalgia, so I deal with enough of the painful bits. I've pierced ears in which I regularly wear 'fish hook' earings, and the elbows go bare nearly all the time.

 

[I Ratant]

Why isn't war, war for profit, genocide, killing your fellow man, woman, and post birth child not included in the sin brigade?

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Nor serial bigamy, those are good solid Republican values there.

 

[KingMerv00]

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I would much rather rot in hell sitting around having tea with the likes of Albert Einstein and Carl Sagan, than sitting in heaven with bible-thumping-holier-than-thou proselytizers.

Send me to hell in a handbasket, thank you very much.

Bingo!

I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats.

No contest.

Presumably you get tortured in hell so eternity would be agony puncuated by brief moments of nerd squee:


AAAAARGH! THE FIRE...IT BURNS!!!! NO MORE! I...BEG..YOU! AAAAAAAAA...

Hey, is that Edwin Hubble?

RRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[JenseitsDavon]

Blast, only 27. But then, I'm a guy. If we take it to appreciating girls showing their elbows and working, or (especially) showing cleavage, etc., I'm up to 34. Am I winning?

 

[GreenLines]

At 20 I feel like a bit of an underachiever, especially since I'm over 40. It makes me want to get a tatoo and dye my hair. And maybe try the anal sex.

Tattoos aren't that painful (lie). The first one I got, halfway through it felt like I was getting a message (truth).

 

[Robin]

Bingo!

I always say that hell's where all my mates will be/are, while heaven will be full of "I told you so" pious twats.

No contest.

Nah, for punishment you will be forgiven, sent to heaven and spend eternity being condescended to and patronised by Christians.