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So apparently I'm going to hell...

I know I'm going to hell, I have already sold my soul just to drive the bus
:D
 
grayman said:
One person's reasons for going to Hell is another person's Bucket List.
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Well spoken :)

According to PDoug, hell recycles peeps and then spits them back out onto earth.

PDoug said:
If the false, wicked gods the people were worshipping were claiming the souls of their worshippers and causing a lot of evil in this world, then yes, it is better that the people die now and their souls become saved, than they live, and their souls become lost forever. (Note: contrary to what the Catholic and Protestant churches claim, only a handful of people will suffer eternally. Most people go to hell for a while and get recycled back into the world.)
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Perhaps it's a matter of fuel economy, what with all that continual combustion going on.
 
Shhhh! I'm busy working my way through the list...
 
I only have 30. What are BET and TNT?

Poor Jesus. Even he doesn't get to go to heaven in Mr Armstrong's fairy tale.
 
26. But that's only because Mr. Armstrong seems to have forgot about sex toys.

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
 
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skeptiform5 said:
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Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing

Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation

Having Oral Sex

Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working

Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT

Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution

Being Jewish

Being Agnostic
Being Atheist

Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future.
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yup...looks like I'm heading straight to Hell.

****.
 
Astreja said:
(takes swig of her beer and pets one of her nine cats) I got 32 of the items on the list! I'm going first-class.
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That's what I'm trying to figure.

Is it like the 10 commandoes where if you break more, you do more time in purgatory/hell?

Pretty sure I can go 34.
 
gregthehammer said:
have you not seen the long line of female ADA's they have had over the course of the series? oops, now i am having impure thoughts....:D
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Good point. And McKoy supposedly slept with a few of them. I'd definitely risk eternity in hell for a sixsome with Jill Hennessy, Angie Harmon, Elisabeth Rohm, Annie Parisse, and Alana de la Garza. I doubt I'd even notice the fire and brimstone.

Steve S.
 
skeptiform5 said:
I have been invited by my friend to a group on facebook called 'so apparently I'm going to hell' which has a list of reasons ,stated by Mr. Micah Armstrong originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami, of why you can go to hell they include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees Girls Showing Their Elbows Girls Wearing Tight Pants Girls Wearing MiniskirtsBeing Blond
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women WorkingWatching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future.
Now for the big question... Who isn't going to hell?
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If simply being a woman can earn you a ride on the brimstone express, why does he bother mentioning the other female-related offenses? I got me a uterus, vagina, some boobs--all the girlie bells and whistles. Clearly I'm inferno-bound. What difference does it make if I am also an inveterate elbow-exposer?
 
EeneyMinnieMoe said:
The rest I get...kind of...almost...kind of...but these are just hilarious. The whole thing is hilarious, as a matter of fact.

Such famously anti Christian, wordly and hedonistic sinners like noted atheist Ann Coulter (blonde, woman with a job), famous anti Christian activist Jerry Falwell (gluttonous sinner), godless Tim Tebow (Sports player!), all the preachers and gospel singers on BET, Tyler Perry (Hollywood, BET, TV, music...and probably has a cat or a dog), The Fray, Halo, all the Christian musicians and musicians who happen to be devout Christians and all the actors and actresses who have ever thanked Jesus and God for an award are apparently all going to hell with you and me.

And I'm going several times over for being agnostic, a Catholic, a woman, having had a job once, drinking, having Itunes and a radio, having a cat, having had a weight problem in the past (you see, sinning in the past!) and thinking about being an atheist. Oh, and I played soccer and volleyball a few times in middle school gym class. Not that I liked it but I'd have failed gym class if I hadn't. I also thought about having a cigarette a few weeks ago...is that a sin twice over? Smoking and thinking of sinning?


Hehe:


It's sad to see that hell is no longer the sort of exclusive place I had hoped it to be. It seems that Satan has lowered his standards, and now I'll have to spend eternity with riff-raff sinners such as the ones you mentioned. That's not fair, hell should be reserved for us elite heathens.
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EeneyMinnieMoe said:
The rest I get...kind of...almost...kind of...but these are just hilarious. The whole thing is hilarious, as a matter of fact.

Such famously anti Christian, wordly and hedonistic sinners like noted atheist Ann Coulter (blonde, woman with a job), famous anti Christian activist Jerry Falwell (gluttonous sinner), godless Tim Tebow (Sports player!), all the preachers and gospel singers on BET, Tyler Perry (Hollywood, BET, TV, music...and probably has a cat or a dog), The Fray, Halo, all the Christian musicians and musicians who happen to be devout Christians and all the actors and actresses who have ever thanked Jesus and God for an award are apparently all going to hell with you and me.


Hehe:
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It's sad to see that hell is no longer the sort of exclusive place I had hoped it to be. It seems that Satan has lowered his standards, and now I'll have to spend eternity with riff-raff sinners like the ones you mentioned. That's not fair, hell should be reserved for us elite heathens.
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GreenLines said:
27 myself... if only I had a vagina.
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They're available..
Invest a little into wining and dining, it'll lead to...
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Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
.
From the list
 
I Ratant said:
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They're available..
Invest a little into wining and dining, it'll lead to...
.
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
.
From the list
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Already included. :D
 
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