Prophecy Timeline Challenge

Wrong, evolution demands that its congregation believe nothing happenned after its Big Bang
Here is my prophecy, listen if you have ears...

There will come a great realization among men (and women) that David J Jordan knows nothing about evolution, abiogenesis or the big bang.

Do I win the challenge?
 
I remember the Simpsons episode in which Bart writes "INSERT BRAIN HERE" on the back of Homer's head and the family laughs. Then Homer says "What? What's so funny? I want to see" and he starts twisting around trying to look at the back of his own skull as the family begins to laugh more. Then Homer ends up on the floor spinning around in circles, huffing and puffing desperately as he tries to see what Bart has written and the family's laughter fades away to be replaced by a very uncomfortable silence as Homer still continues to spin frantically around on the floor making desperate noises.
Quite. Only the illuminated get that, though. The disilluminated think Homer represents the rational world. The audience know what Bart wrote, they don't have to spin around like scientists trying to find out :rolleyes: .
 
DJJ:

I have a number of websites, that being one part of my job. Some of them even use bold lettering. I must warn you that using huge blocks of bold is counterproductive, in that a bold sentence or word is an attention getter while a big block is less effective than standard font. At best it tells the audience that nothing in your block is any more important than anything else. At worse it reveals that you know nothing about formatting for effect or forgot to close a tag.

After perusing your disjointed, malformed site I must confess that it is of no informative value and exists only to amuse. I also conclude that this is unintentional because parody sites almost always reach for extreme ends of the hideous <-> beautiful and sparse <-> cluttered spectra.

Your claim that units of time are divinely inspired based on Imperial units of land measurement themselves devised in the pagan Roman Empire was particularly enjoyable.
 
I've been to DJJ's site twice now, clicking and hunting and getting increasingly baffled: I can't figure out what he's selling.

DJJ, do you have any books, CDs, lotions, salves, or other products that one might wish to buy?
 
I've been to DJJ's site twice now, clicking and hunting and getting increasingly baffled: I can't figure out what he's selling.

DJJ, do you have any books, CDs, lotions, salves, or other products that one might wish to buy?

So he's not selling sex? :boggled:
 
I've been to DJJ's site twice now, clicking and hunting and getting increasingly baffled: I can't figure out what he's selling.

DJJ, do you have any books, CDs, lotions, salves, or other products that one might wish to buy?

Why YES I do, have a central product

SEE http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan//Jesus.html

But with your atitude is understandable that you are baffled. But if you were honest and had some courage and sincerity you wouldn;t be baffled
 
DJJ:

I have a number of websites, that being one part of my job. Some of them even use bold lettering. I must warn you that using huge blocks of bold is counterproductive, in that a bold sentence or word is an attention getter while a big block is less effective than standard font. At best it tells the audience that nothing in your block is any more important than anything else. At worse it reveals that you know nothing about formatting for effect or forgot to close a tag.

After perusing your disjointed, malformed site I must confess that it is of no informative value and exists only to amuse. I also conclude that this is unintentional because parody sites almost always reach for extreme ends of the hideous <-> beautiful and sparse <-> cluttered spectra.

Your claim that units of time are divinely inspired based on Imperial units of land measurement themselves devised in the pagan Roman Empire was particularly enjoyable.

Tirdun, your sites may be for money and part of your worldly job, ours are from the heart and for others. And are and have done well even though for years it was absolutely FREE, Now we pay a nominal fee to continue to witness the Lords truth to whoever wants them.

What truths have you got displayed ? What truths do you believe in ?
 
Do you even know what the 144000 are? If you supposedly believe in the bible why are you rewriting Revelation? You are what the Tanach calls a false prophet and it prescribes a fairly specific punishment you might enjoy :)


All true prophets were called false prophets by worldfly types like yourself, so that is hardly an indictment until the Lord calls someone a false prophet. And that is usually reserved to the Peace and safety types who love the system and swallow their lies like false skeptics.

False Prophets of 'Peace and Safety'[SIZE=+1]

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[SIZE=-1]There is nothing as slimy as mockers that try to degrade true prophecy with their sneering remarks and comments, that nothing is going to happen to shatter their world. They pretend that their lives will go on without interruption until the day they die. And believe it or not, they can be atheists, agnostics and even so-called religious people. For anyone in any of these groups can try and negate all of the Lord's prophecy in their minds, nevertheless the world will change and more and more so as we get closer to the end.

But let's go over the scriptures that absolutely proof that these soothsayers of 'peace and comfort' are not just devoid but outright 'false prophets'.....with my comments in .... (...)

2 Peter 3:3-7 Knowing this first, that there shall come in the Last Days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the 'Fathers' fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water: (SEE [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Jesus confirmed Noah and the Flood[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]) Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished: But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

(Exactly as before the Flood, people mocked Noah for building the Ark and yet the Flood did come..)

Mathew 24:37-39 But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the Ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

(But the heathen and false religionists that worship this world and their supposed positions of authority in it, don't want to be warned, and don't want to hear about the the [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Lord's Prophecy[/SIZE][SIZE=-1], but prefer the prophecies from their false prophets, and devoid economists, and lying politicians. For they are ....)

Isaiah 30:9-10 .... A rebellious people, lying children, children that will not hear the law of the LORD: Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets, Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things, prophesy deceits:

I Thessalonians 5 1-6 But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you. For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night. For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape. But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief. Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkness. Therefore let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober.

(Yes, because the day of the Lord and the events of the [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Last Days[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] don't take us by surprise, it takes the heathen and the religious doubters by surprise.)

Jeremiah 8: 10b - 15 For every one from the least even unto the greatest is given to covetousness, from the prophet even unto the priest every one dealeth falsely. For they have healed the hurt of the daughter of my people slightly, saying, Peace, peace; when there is no peace. Were they ashamed when they had committed abomination? nay, they were not at all ashamed, neither could they blush: therefore shall they fall among them that fall: in the time of their visitation they shall be cast down, saith the LORD. I will surely consume them, saith the LORD: there shall be no grapes on the vine, nor figs on the fig tree, and the leaf shall fade; and the things that I have given them shall pass away from them. Why do we sit still? assemble yourselves, and let us enter into the defenced cities, and let us be silent there: for the LORD our God hath put us to silence, and given us water of gall to drink, because we have sinned against the LORD. We looked for peace, but no good came; and for a time of health, and behold trouble!

(Yes, they expect peace and a nice continuation of their lives, but it will be interrupted by plagues, famines, earthquakes, wars and fears that will reach them reach them where ever they are in the world. And yet they shall not cease from mocking the word of the Lord and His prophecy)

Ezekiel 12:21-25 And the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, Son of man, what is that proverb that ye have in the land of Israel, saying, The days are prolonged, and every vision faileth? Tell them therefore, Thus saith the Lord GOD; I will make this proverb to cease, and they shall no more use it as a proverb in Israel; but say unto them, The days are at hand, and the effect of every vision. For there shall be no more any vain vision nor flattering divination within the house of Israel. For I am the LORD: I will speak, and the word that I shall speak shall come to pass; it shall be no more prolonged: for in your days, O rebellious house, will I say the word, and will perform it, saith the Lord GOD.

(And so it could't be expressed more clearly than how the Lord through Ezekiel just spoke, as His Vision and his Consummation of His Plan will Not be prolonged even though the False Prophets shall be prophesying 'Peace and Safety' to the world. So let the mockers mock, and let them believe the lies of the enemy, if they choose, because it will not stop the judgments of God from descending upon the whole Earth in the Last Days. See [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Revelation Timeline[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] )

Proverbs 11:21 Though hand join in hand, (and even join together and declare war on the Lord's people) the wicked shall not be unpunished: but the seed of the righteous shall be delivered.

(Amen, so it is written and so it shall happen !!)

According to scriptures[/SIZE]


[SIZE=-1] David Jay Jordan[/SIZE]
 
Do you even know what the 144000 are? If you supposedly believe in the bible why are you rewriting Revelation? You are what the Tanach calls a false prophet and it prescribes a fairly specific punishment you might enjoy :)

The worldly Christian church has rewritten the Lord's word and deems Jews who don't believe in the Messiah as the 144,000, but obvious;y that is a ludicrous misinterpretation.... and the Jews love to have mislead the church Christians.

Only 144,000 [SIZE=+1]
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[SIZE=-1]There will only be 144,000 Christians surviving and fighting during the tribulation Period as prophesied by Daniel. For as much as I have fought the idea of only 144,000 as elitism, exclusivism or whatever you want to call it, more and more facts seem to indicate that NO there are only 144,000 that are chosen by the Lord in the Tribulation. For the the [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Revelation[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] of Jesus Christ distinctly says, there are 144,000 of the twelve tribes of obedient spiritual Israel sealed (Rev 7) ...(Of course many can be confused right here in the beginning by thinking these are political, natural born, flesh and blood Israeli's many ofwhom have rejected the Messianship and the Lamb, Jesus Christ, but if they can get beyond the replacement doctrine that switched the blessings reserved for obedient spiritual Israel to those that reject the Lord, and those that are nationalistic, they have a chance at discernment)

For only heart not flesh is the qualification for entry into the Lord's fold as so many verses and the Spirit tell us. Similarly we must also remember that Christians that haven't been raptured before the Covenant signing at the start of
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[SIZE=-1]Daniel's Last Seven Years[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] and those not Raptured (because none are) in the middle of the seven years are still going to be around although totally unprepared as the ones before Noah's flood, and those virgins unprepared with Spirit in their lamps.)

So if the angel of Revelations 7 hasn't put the
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[SIZE=-1]Seal of YHWH[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] or God on our forehead, we are definitely in trouble, as we have absolutely no protection from the God - created instruments of judgment described in the 5th and 6th trumpets of the Great Tribulation. People can survive the first four one-third strength natural disasters if fortunate to be living in the right place, but they will not evade these insect monsters that literally arise and torment those on EARTH that are not protected with the SEAL of God. This isn't fantasy, or spiritual, but actual real life events. Besides if the angel seals us we are brethren and an instant sisterhood, because the Lord has selected us not some church or denomination. He selects, He chooses those that have chosen Him or who He knows would love Him if given a chance even if they are Of Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or New Age heritage. Anyone searching for the truth will find the Truth in Jesus (Yeshua) for [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]He is fair[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] and just IMO. and He will include any Jew, or any Christian, or any Muslim that accepts Him.

. Anyway, we can escape the first four plagues sent down to the Earth, by our 2 prophets because we go to the wilderness and these first four are more local in their destruction rather than worldwide like number 5 and 6. But there is no middle ground, either you have the seal or you don't. If you have it, you are into the lord's encampment if you don't you are out. No trial period, no fill out a question form, we will test you etc. etc., if the Lord seals someone, they are our brethren and we better treat them right. (No racism no sexism, only love and equality)

Besides, anyone that doesn't take the Mark of the BEAST will only last a few months at best I reckon. Wayward Christians unprepared may hide out a while but eventually they will have to eat, and be forced to get the damnable MARK. Why is it damnable, because it sends the bearer to Hell, and literally dams them. Unsubmissive Muslims, (Allah bless them for not yielding to the Evil man) may also hold out a while, but if they don't yield they obviously will be obliterated. Similiarly surely a few of our Jewish brethren will not want to worship a mere man (but Dragon or devil possessed) and may decide not to yield, they also will be murdered (Rev 13, Dan ) but they won't last long. (even though I would assume they would have a spiritual reward for resisting)

But why ONLY 144,000, because Jesus didn't say there would be millions and billions of His sheep in the End-Time, only
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[SIZE=-1]1,000's [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]He asked would there be faith on Earth when He returned, and by his answer it seems like very little. Again He said, "straight is the gate and narrow is the way that leadeth to life but FEW find it." We may wish there were millions of us and do everything we possibly can to reach others and new people outside the supposed circle of believers, but the Lord (and even Ezra in his book Esdras) says FEW.I mean in Daniel , it says the A.C. even destroys the power of the Holy people and even eventually kills our two prophets. So we may start out with 144,000, but it is obvious we all don't make it to the End (See Dead Sea Scrolls Sons of Light Sons of darkness War Scrolls) because we are literally fighting for our survival as the A.C. has declared War on us, even though we have some protection like the original Children of God in the wilderness. We have to do our part and fight, defend ourselves, contend for the faith, together not individually in every far flung field.

We are gathered together and actually have the
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[SIZE=-1]Tabernacle, Ark[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] and Spirit of YHWH, without it we wouldn't last more than a few days in the wilderness. If we are directed to eventually go to [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Petr[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]a[/SIZE][SIZE=-1], 144,000 can easily fit within its walls, whereas millions and millions wouldn't. And again as our Lord and literal Saviour from the A.C. said, For as in the days Of Noah so also shall the coming of the Son of Man be (Mathew 24) Noah knew Decades before the Flood, and we also have been warned decades before the latter Day Rain that floods the ungodly. So we will have to gather to survive, we have to have an Ark, and from 2 Maccabies 2, it appears we do have one for our protection, as it has been stored away for our use in the ENDTIME.

For as in the days of Noah when the Lord saved 8 people from the world's population, if only 144,000 are saved today in the End out of 6,000,000 or so living souls, that ratio would be about 1 in 40,000. And this is consistent with the projecting population of about 333,000 people who lived on the Earth back in Noah's day, the seventh generation after Adam and Eve. (SEE
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[SIZE=-1]Adam to the Flood[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]). Ha and again it is interesting to note that the Lord's Millennium Temple as spoken about in Ezekiel 41, its huge court yard could just fit in 144,000 worshippers with standing or kneeling room space of approximately 22 inches square. And when you consider that the Lord shall be taking us to petra during the Tribulation, its area could easily handle the Lord's 144,000. (SEE [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Fleeing to Petra[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] & [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Pics of Petra[/SIZE][SIZE=-1])

So according to the preponderance of scriptures and from real life experiences, I am now, convinced more than ever that there will be only 144,000 that the Lord will seal of all nationalities, tongues, tribes, and races to compose his New Nation of Believers that is born in a day and becomes
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[SIZE=-1]His BRIDE[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] during the upcoming [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Great Tribulation[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]. And when you read what Ezra, the High Priest also said about the '[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Thousands and not Millions[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]' of believers, it makes what Jesus said about 'Strait is the gate and narrow is the way that leaadeth to life and FEW therebe that find it' make even more sense. So maybe there are fewrer of us, than we thought and we truly do have to seek to find the 'lost sheep' of the house of Spiritual Israel.

In His Service . . . . Jordan (Jay)

Write me at Davidjayjordan@yahoo.com

Written in 1997
For further proofs consider
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[SIZE=-1]144,000 in Great Pyramid[/SIZE][SIZE=-1] written in 2005[/SIZE]
 
All true prophets were called false prophets by worldfly types like yourself, so that is hardly an indictment until the Lord calls someone a false prophet. And that is usually reserved to the Peace and safety types who love the system and swallow their lies like false skeptics.


hmmm...
i can't post links yet, but wander over here and see what you think.

yadayyahweh.com/Yada_Yahweh_God_Damn_Religion_Pergamos.YHWH

and, yes, it's a very pro-biblical site. but to sum up why i'm posting this:

"Proving Yahuweh right, the translators of every popular English Bible carelessly and inaccurately replaced Yahuweh’s personal name with "LORD" and yet carefully and accurately transliterated Satan’s moniker as "Ba’al." These clerics, scholars, and pastors demonstrate a greater respect for the Adversary than they do for the Creator and Savior."

Yada Yahweh
Book V : God Damn Religion
The Church Age
found at the above website
(bolding is my own)

(this site is an amazing collection of reasons that the traditional average american christian is not worshiping the god they believe they are. for a true believer this should be really scary stuff. )

"Baal (baʕal; Hebrew: בעל) is a Northwest Semitic title and honorific meaning "master" or "lord" that is used for various gods, spirits and demons particularly of the Levant, cognate to Assyrian belu.
At first the name Baal was used by the Jews for their God without discrimination, but as the struggle between the two religions developed, the name Baal was given up in Judaism as a thing of shame, and even names like Jerubbaal were changed to Jerubbesheth: Hebrew bosheth means "shame". Zondervan's Pictorial Bible Dictionary (1976) Since Ba‘al simply means 'Lord', there is no obvious reason why it could not be applied to Yahweh as well as other gods. In fact, Hebrews generally referred to Yahweh as "Adonai" (lord) in prayer (The Word "Hashem" - The Name - is used in everyday speech). "
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

oh, and i just answered my own question. as i'm new here i attempted to draw people in to a conversation... apparently i didn't do a very good job of it:)
 
hmmm...
"Proving Yahuweh right, the translators of every popular English Bible carelessly and inaccurately replaced Yahuweh’s personal name with "LORD" and yet carefully and accurately transliterated Satan’s moniker as "Ba’al." These clerics, scholars, and pastors demonstrate a greater respect for the Adversary than they do for the Creator and Savior."

Yada Yahweh
Book V : God Damn Religion
The Church Age
found at the above website
(bolding is my own)

YHWH, in short means Yahweh, Jehovah, Yeshua, Joshua, and Jesus.

IE.. The Link is to Jesus not dam Baal, even though people worship Baal or the devil as their God and hope he has some power to defeat YAHWEH, JESUS. But it ain;t a goin to happen.

But amazingly the devil through his man the AntiChrist, does get foolish man and foolish false skeptics to GATHER together to try and fight the Lord of Lords.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/RevelationsTimeline.html
 
YHWH, in short means Yahweh, Jehovah, Yeshua, Joshua, and Jesus.

IE.. The Link is to Jesus not dam Baal, even though people worship Baal or the devil as their God and hope he has some power to defeat YAHWEH, JESUS. But it ain;t a goin to happen.

But amazingly the devil through his man the AntiChrist, does get foolish man and foolish false skeptics to GATHER together to try and fight the Lord of Lords.

sigh. lets try again.

"Hebrew personal names have meanings, and many such personal names have throughout time, been linked to the Sacred Name YAHU. In this obscure way, the Sacred Name YAHU has been preserved for modern times, notwithstanding the fact that it has been almost totally removed from most Bible Translations.

This Name, through recent archeological discoveries in Israel, has been found to be part of more Hebrew words and names than were formerly known. There is an untold number of usages in the Tanach ('Old Testament') where this form of the Sacred Name is used as a conjunction in Biblical names. Some of the more common examples of these are:

EliYahu ('Elijah')
YeremiYahu ('Jeremiah')
YeshiYahu ('Isaiah')
YahuShafat ('Josephat')
NetanYahu (also the name of former Israeli Prime Minister)
YahuNatan ('Jonethan')
and of course, the Messianic Salvation Name YAHU'SHUAH ('Yeshuah') "


"We have pointed out above, that there may be a probable linkage of YHVH to the verb 'hoveh' i.e. "YAH - HOVEH, spelt in Hebrew Y-HVH or Yud - hey vav hey. There are now some interpreters who maintain that there is a similar Hebrew word spelt with exactly the same Hebrew letters hey vav hey, which is pronounced "hovah" (as opposed to 'Hoveh') and which means "covetousness/wickedness". They therefore discard versions of the Sacred name like: Jehovah, Yahovah, Yahvah and even Yahoveh."

RESTORATION OF THE SACRED NAME
A "Bible Revelations" Presentation
revelations. org. za/NotesS-Name. htm

his name is YHVH, it perhaps has meaning, but they aren't his name. i'm not going to just refer to you and "man". hey man, how are you man, nice day man. you have a name, as does he.
and i never connected "jesus" to "baal", the pages posted linked "lord" to baal.

second point, from the same website above:
"The original Hebrew or Jewish Name of the professing Jewish Messiah, who was accepted as such by a certain section (some 3000 souls) of Israel, at and after His Appearance in Israel, some 2000 years ago. To them He was known as YAHU'SHUAH (abbreviated: Y'SHUAH,also pronouncedYEHOSHUA or YESHUA). In time, over the first few centuries after Messiah, His Name was gradually changed to "Je-Zeus Khristos" by the pagan masses who converted and joined the originally Jewish Messianic Sect. Out of this, Christianity was born, which was a mixture of originally pure Judaism, and gradually, progressive influences of pagan customs and traditions, together with a growing tide of an anti-Semitic spirit. This was greatly due to the instigation of influential leaders like Constantine the Great, who was a Zeus worshipper, and who purportedly converted to Christianity. It was also a natural process as a result of the infiltration of followers of the sun god, Zeus, into the Christian ranks. Even the name of their pagan idol 'Zeus' was applied to their new-found Jewish Messiah - and Y'Shuah (the abbreviated transliteration of YAHU'SHUAH), became "Y'Zeus" or Je-Zeus - which became 'Jesus' in English (NOTE - the middle 's' is pronounced as a 'z'). In other languages, it took on various other forms.
A similar pagan influenced name-shift has been retained to this day in the KJV translation of Luke 4:27, where it refers to the prophet "Eliseus' and an event recorded in 2 Kings 5:14 (according even to the KJV reference version). This prophet's Hebrew name, however, was 'Eli'Shuah', which means "God is my Salvation" (as Y'SHUAH means "YAH is Salvation" or "YAH the Saviour"). Exactly the same as the pagan influence changed Y'SHUAH to "Y'Zeus" - ('Jesus' - phonetically 'Jezus'), so also Luk 4:27 reflects the change of "Eli'Shuah" to "Eli'Zeus' ("My God is Zeus")! Youngs Bible Concordance in its reference to the name 'Eliseus', states: "The form in which the name of Elisha appears in the common version of the New Testament and the Apocrypha in Luke 4:27"."

Jesus isn't his name. go figure... you worship the wrong guy. sucks to be you.
 
Except for that missionary in India who asks for $$$$, I can't find any place on DJJ's monstrosity of a site where he actually solicits money.

Odd. A normal god-botherer runs a store and takes in Love Offerings. DJJ, as far as I can tell, isn't in this for the bucks. Double odd.

DavidJJ, may one make donations?
 
Thanks for the bit of truth sackett, no where do I ask for money, I have to work for it or the Lord will just give it. Freedom means everybody working for themselves and supporting themselves and THEN if they choose helping others. Everyone has to work. The great crime about most cons and cults is that the top doesn;t work and the bottom members do all the work and support the top elite.

But Jesus said, the greatest shall be the least and the hardest workers, and people who are lazy don;t like that so they try to be controllers and talkers to get away from work..

And Yes support that Indian missionary, he is a gem and a worker...

Thanks sack you made my day to see an honest post... much appreciated
 
Why YES I do, have a central product

SEE http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan//Jesus.html

But with your atitude is understandable that you are baffled. But if you were honest and had some courage and sincerity you wouldn;t be baffled

Anyway, you might get along better if you stopped pushing your religion on others. If you're here just to sell religion, you miss out on what could otherwise be a productive and enlightening discussion. If you can't contribute or respond appropriately, don't expect anyone to listen.
 
So: DJJ is just in it for the fun.

Crazier than a betsey-bug.

Summore of that TRUTH, Djj.
 
So then he that giveth [her] in marriage doeth well; but he that giveth [her] not in marriage doeth better."

1 Cor. 7:32-34, 38
I am sure you realize that the Bible advises a man to marry, and how to relate in a marriage, right?
Ehpesians 5, 25-31:
25Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her
26to make her holy, cleansing her by the washing with water through the Word,
27 and to present her to himself as a radiant church, without stain or wrinkle or any other blemish, but holy and blameless.
28 In this same way, husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
29 After all, no one ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cares for it, just as Christ does the church—
30 for we are members of his body.
31 "For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh."[c]

You can't have a husband or wife without the marriage, can you? ;)

*banjo music*

Duelling Cherry Picked Citations from the movie "Deliver Us From DJJ" :)

DR
 
In this obscure way, the Sacred Name YAHU has been preserved for modern times, notwithstanding the fact that it has been almost totally removed from most Bible Translations. [/SIZE][/FONT]
This leads us to the mystery of the Holy Search Engine: Yahoo.

Google is obviously the Devil. ;)

DR
 

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