Not running for President

Don't worry. I'm confident that, in time, you'll live down to everyone's meager expectations.
I am so not honored, and I blushingly offer no thanks. Your discouragement will cause me to halve my efforts at pleasing the nonexistent teeming masses dashed against the JREF shores, yearning to be free (of thought). Headscratcher must go nowhere in November 2008, and I will do nothing in my power to see that through. My DayPlanner between now and that blase date of Tuesday, November 4th, 2008, will be packed full of empty entries. Every stone will be left unturned.
 
Non-Campaign Bulletin #1

Hi HeadScratcher. Anticipating your West Coast whistle-stop-less tour through none of our major cities in California, I have used my considerable influence with no Los Angeles city planners for your tickless tape parade later this millennium.

They have not so earnestly assured me that all city traffic will be diverted onto the parade route during the non-event.

Are there any conflicts with your wide-open and empty schedule? Please do not let me know as soon as possible, if at all.
 
It's never stopped Dennis Kucinich, and he isn't half the moonbat you are! :D
 
Hey hey hey...let's keep this friendly...I resemble that remark.
As your non-campaign manager, I agree (at no time). No segment of the non-voting public can be ignored, and the moonbat community wields considerable influence at rallying support and votes for those who will never serve, much less run for office.

C'mon, moonbats! Show your black and white colors! Rise up to your depths and make no difference! HeadScratcher needs your support less than ever! Backwards, comrades!
 
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