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Not running for President

hgc said:
Not wanting to derail this very important thread, but does Sylvia Browne hate the Japs so much that she would bring on the spectre that they're kidnapping our children for sexual servitude? Hasn't she heard that we've been friendly with them for over 60 years now? That's almost half as long as her own lifetime.

Note to vampire psychics: Stay current. The Iranians are kidnapping our children for sexual servitude.
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There are other derogatory words in your statement...for example: "Sylvia Browne"


Now, let's get back to me.
 
rikzilla said:
Can I hear more about the platform that you are not running on? I haven't made up my mind yet who I'm not going to vote for. So it's a real possibility that I may not be voting for you!

I'm not an activist so I'm seriously considering not going door-to-door and not stuffing envelopes on your behalf. If you need no help at all with anything I'd be very proud not to help in any possible way.

-z

BTW: A very Merry Un-birthday to you as well!
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Thank you on the warm, un-birthday greetings. I am looking for someone who wll not or can not manage my phone bank.
 
headscratcher4 said:
Thank you on the warm, un-birthday greetings. I am looking for someone who wll not or can not manage my phone bank.
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I'm not your man! Shall we not discuss it over a beer at the 'Hatter sometime??

-z
 
As another non-declared non-candidate, I think we should not debate each other. You name the time and place and I won't be there.

Lurker
 
I would like to either comdemn or applaud, as appropriate, the vicious name-calling and backbiting that I do not see on this thread between the non-candidates.
 
If you give me all your money, I will not manage it for your campaign.

I promise!
 
NoZed Avenger said:
I would like to either comdemn or applaud, as appropriate, the vicious name-calling and backbiting that I do not see on this thread between the non-candidates.
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#$% you, you America-hating, ni**er-loving, Christ-killing commie bastard.
 
headscratcher4 said:
Thank you on the warm, un-birthday greetings. I am looking for someone who wll not or can not manage my phone bank.
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My wife can't manage the phone bill, I'll suggest she volunteer to not manage your phone bank.

Perhaps we can start a web site called "movenot.org" to not showcase the political platform.

DR
 
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headscratcher4 said:
If we can keep the debate at this level, we should be able to engage in a non-campaign that no one in America can get behind.
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I amnot that no one!!!
-z

(Thanks Pillory...I almost didn't not get through that one!)
 
I note with real pride that Sen. John Kerry has just gotten out of the race. Apparently he was concerned that I would not draw enough non-donors away from his own non-campaign.
 
headscratcher4 said:
If we can keep the debate at this level, we should be able to engage in a non-campaign that no one in America can get behind.
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Finally, after being so well-rested by an excess of non-activity, I can now enthusiastically report that I have not gone door-to-door in the area of Santa Monica near Lincoln Boulevard to promote those things you would never do as President. No one came to said doors, and none offered to have me come in for some coffee and apple kuchen.
 
ConspiRaider said:
Finally, after being so well-rested by an excess of non-activity, I can now enthusiastically report that I have not gone door-to-door in the area of Santa Monica near Lincoln Boulevard to promote those things you would never do as President. No one came to said doors, and none offered to have me come in for some coffee and apple kuchen.
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Your lack of support is less than inspirational. It moves me to announce that now that I am no longer constrained by any ethical or legal considerations that could result were I candidate for President, I can, and will, now accept flights on corporate jets.
 
headscratcher4 said:
My candidacy would have embodied all of that and more.
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Since you are not running, I do not have 6 boxes of Scratch HeadScratcher From 2008 Non-Campaign buttons that will now not go unused.

Should I therefore return them to no one, or never? Please do not respond as soon as possible, if at all.
 
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billydkid said:
Man, this is spooky. I'm doing those things either. Can you feel the hair standing up on the back of your neck?
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Of course, I leave a stupid word out making my entire post look lame. Typical. Somebody please fix it.
 
When will the "Blame Me, I Didn't Vote For Headscratcher '08!" bumperstickers not be coming out?
 
We are not seeing any reports in the international news about your non-standing, HS. Are you sure you didn't tell them? I mean, how are we going to ignore your foreign policy positions, and how they won't affect us in the slightest?

Also, how don't you feel about hanging Chad?
 
headscratcher4 said:
I just want to make it clear that, at this time, I am not forming an exploratory committee and have no plans to run for President of the United States.

Thank you.
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:Bolding mine:

Typical politician, so how long before your real intentions are announced?
 
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