Not running for President

The Fool said:
:Bolding mine:

Typical politician, so how long before your real intentions are announced?
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Good catch.

So, HS4, do you deny that you in fact fully intend to seek the presidency?

I may have to rethink my expressed desire to not be your running mate. I may have to not be someone else's running mate. John Kerry comes to mind.

Yes or no?

...goddam doubletalking, lying politicians...
 
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BPSCG said:
Good catch.

So, HS4, do you deny that you in fact fully intend to seek the presidency?

I may have to rethink my expressed desire to not be your running mate. I may have to not be someone else's running mate. John Kerry comes to mind.

Yes or no?

...goddam doubletalking, lying politicians...
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Yes, I am not running for president at this time.

No, I may, depending on cricumstance, choose to not reconsider my position at a later date.
 
Zep said:
We are not seeing any reports in the international news about your non-standing, HS. Are you sure you didn't tell them? I mean, how are we going to ignore your foreign policy positions, and how they won't affect us in the slightest?

Also, how don't you feel about hanging Chad?
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As to any foriegn policy opions that I might not have. I will avoid studying the issues further as I go forward and deveiop a broader, incoherent position on some of the great issues not confronting our globe at this time.

As for hanging Chad. I am opposed to the death penalty, unless it is shown that it will not deter use of the death penalty. However, if Chad is guilty, than the law should or should not take its normal course, as it would whether I opined on the issue or not, as the case may be.
 
timhau said:
I'm not U.S. born, but since it hasn't been proven to my satisfaction that I wasn't a resident of the original 13 colonies at the time of the declaration of independence, so I'm also considering not running.
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By not getting into the race, you are not helping to keep the debate positive and issue-orriented.
 
headscratcher4 said:
As to any foriegn policy opions that I might not have. I will avoid studying the issues further as I go forward and deveiop a broader, incoherent position on some of the great issues not confronting our globe at this time.

As for hanging Chad. I am opposed to the death penalty, unless it is shown that it will not deter use of the death penalty. However, if Chad is guilty, than the law should or should not take its normal course, as it would whether I opined on the issue or not, as the case may be.
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Typical politician doublespeak. I'm convinced you are running.

Is it too soon to speak of impeachment?
 
BPSCG said:
Typical politician doublespeak. I'm convinced you are running.

Is it too soon to speak of impeachment?
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Perhaps, but if not he intends to appoint you to the Scotus, so you could rule any laws he supports unconstitutional if they're brought before you.
 
Since you have, at long last, decided to throw no hat into the ring, might I suggest the following slogans to assist in your 2008 Campaign That Never Could, Should Or Would Be:

Ask not what HeadScratcher won't do for you. Ask what you won't scratch on HeadScratcher.

You hate me! You really REALLY hate me! (Sally Field moment)

You can scratch some of the people's heads none of the time, and none of the people's heads some of the time, but you can't scratch anybody's head at any time.

Read My Lips: No New HeadScratchers!

Go ahead: Scratch my name.

The only thing we have to scratch, is HeadScratcher himself!

There's an old saying in Texas, maybe you've heard it: Scratch me once, I won't run. Scratch me twice - and - er - umm - I - and - won't run from not running again!

I have always been a quitter. To leave offce before my term starts goes along with every instinct in my body.
 
ConspiRaider said:
Since you have, at long last, decided to throw no hat into the ring, might I suggest the following slogans to assist in your 2008 Campaign That Never Could, Should Or Would Be:

Ask not what HeadScratcher won't do for you. Ask what you won't scratch on HeadScratcher.

You hate me! You really REALLY hate me! (Sally Field moment)

You can scratch some of the people's heads none of the time, and none of the people's heads some of the time, but you can't scratch anybody's head at any time.

Read My Lips: No New HeadScratchers!

Go ahead: Scratch my name.

The only thing we have to scratch, is HeadScratcher himself!

There's an old saying in Texas, maybe you've heard it: Scratch me once, I won't run. Scratch me twice - and - er - umm - I - and - won't run from not running again!

I have always been a quitter. To leave offce before my term starts goes along with every instinct in my body.
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Frankly, I like Bucky Katt's slogans better:

Here.
Here.
Here.
And here.
 
ConspiRaider said:
Since you have, at long last, decided to throw no hat into the ring, might I suggest the following slogans to assist in your 2008 Campaign That Never Could, Should Or Would Be:

Ask not what HeadScratcher won't do for you. Ask what you won't scratch on HeadScratcher.

You hate me! You really REALLY hate me! (Sally Field moment)

You can scratch some of the people's heads none of the time, and none of the people's heads some of the time, but you can't scratch anybody's head at any time.

Read My Lips: No New HeadScratchers!

Go ahead: Scratch my name.

The only thing we have to scratch, is HeadScratcher himself!

There's an old saying in Texas, maybe you've heard it: Scratch me once, I won't run. Scratch me twice - and - er - umm - I - and - won't run from not running again!

I have always been a quitter. To leave offce before my term starts goes along with every instinct in my body.
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More Headscratcher slogans:

"If nominated, I will run . . . away to Tahiti."
"If not elected, I will serve . . . beer and pretzels."

DR
 
The other non-winner I wasn't considering:

Headscratcher4 -- the charisma of Hitler without the anti-semitism.
 
BPSCG said:
Frankly, I like Bucky Katt's slogans better:

Here.
Here.
Here.
And here.
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They're really good, BP. Love 'em. Yes, I've got a ways to go.

Still, I try (not). I do the worst I can. I'm the guy who wasn't tasked with the dishonor of creating non-campaign slogans for a man I've never believed in. How do you build down a man who garners no admiration amongst the non-voting public? Although I admire HeadScratcher's lackluster appeal and his vigorous promotion of a do-nothing candidacy, I cannot help but despise the electorate who will never vote for him.

I must drive myself to strive even less in my questless goal of promoting what could never happen. Frankly and humbly, it's a gift - this ability to non-promote HeadScratcher. I would be squandering nothing if I ignored those talents that have never been bestowed upon me.
 
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