Mel Gibson 's racist rant

quarky said:
Wouldn't they become zombies then?
Or am I mixing it up with vampires?
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It's been a while since my last horror movie marathon, but I think it goes:
If a vampire bites a zombie, it comes back as a mummy.
If a zombie bites a vampire, it comes back as frankenstein's monster.
If either bites O J Simpson, he comes back as Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch.
If either bites Robert Blake, he comes back as Burt Reynolds' mustache in Smokey and the Bandit.
If either bites Mel Gibson, he comes back as Jesus, knocks up Mary Magdalene, and punches her teeth out.
Don't quote me on that, though.

Btw, do zombies ever eat other zombies?
(I have much to learn.)
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Only for thanksgiving and bar mitzvahs.
 
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quarky said:
That's perfect. Can a zombie be worked in?
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I think Tom Cruises' film career is the zombie - keeps coming back from the dead to eat our brains.

Come to think of it, maybe a little "auditing" is exactly what Melvin needs. It's those N-grams that are making him be such a meanie.
 
blobru said:
It's been a while since my last horror movie marathon, but I think it goes:
If a vampire bites a zombie, it comes back as a mummy.
If a zombie bites a vampire, it comes back as frankenstein's monster.
If either bites O J Simpson, he comes back as Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch.
If either bites Robert Blake, he comes back as Burt Reynolds' mustache in Smokey and the Bandit.
If either bites Mel Gibson, he comes back as Jesus, knocks up Mary Magdalene, and punches her teeth out.
Don't quote me on that, though.



Only for thanksgiving and bar mitzvahs.
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But what causes Phil Spector?
Can a wall of sound keep zombies out?
 
LukeB said:
No, zombies are not cannibals.
Dr. Millard Rausch on the subject: "The normal question, the first question is always; are these cannibals? No, they are not cannibals. Cannibalism in the true sense of the word implies an interspecies activity. These creatures cannot be considered human. They prey on humans. They do not prey on each other, that's the difference. They attack and they feed only on warm human flesh."
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Oh no you didn't! You quoted famous Zombologist Dr. Millard Rausch. That is checkmate, my friends. Check Freaking Mate!
 
I'm trying to work my way back to Mel, but first this:

If a zombie isn't considered to be human, is it possible for a cow to become a zombie cow?
Or a dog?
Or even a big-foot?

What if Mel Gibson has become a zombie?
Does a zombie deserve some empathy?
Or does a zombie become a zombie through some fault of their own?
 
quarky said:
I'm trying to work my way back to Mel, but first this:

If a zombie isn't considered to be human, is it possible for a cow to become a zombie cow?
Or a dog?
Or even a big-foot?

What if Mel Gibson has become a zombie?
Does a zombie deserve some empathy?
Or does a zombie become a zombie through some fault of their own?
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Yes, all creatures can become zombies. It's unclear whether they will only crave the brains of their own species, or if any brains will do.

Empathy, as in, sharing one's emotions and feelings? Um, I don't think zombies have that.
 
Nursefoxfire said:
And what's up with Whoopi?



I wonder if she still thinks of him as a lovable 'bonehead' after hearing the death threats he allegedly made.
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applecorped said:
Didn't Whoopi also think that Polanski didn't comit rape rape?
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Trigood said:
Whoopi has different definitions of all the major felonies in her Whoopi-Guide-to-the-Stars. She's so glad they include her in their parties that they can do no wrong.

Assault, if you're a star, must be on videotape. Rape doesn't count if you're a famous movie director and the girl is just a 13-year-old snotty-nosed nobody. These rules an more can be found in Whoopi-Goldbergs-Guidebook-to-the-Stars. Buy it at your local bookstore.
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Whoopi also supported Michael Vick's dog fighting in a round-a-bout way. She back-peddled and said she didn't support it, but that was "part of his cultural upbringing" suggesting Vick couldn't help himself. If that is the case, what about Mel's upbringing?
 
Ixion said:
Whoopi also supported Michael Vick's dog fighting in a round-a-bout way. She back-peddled and said she didn't support it, but that was "part of his cultural upbringing" suggesting Vick couldn't help himself. If that is the case, what about Mel's upbringing?
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Whoopi seems to be supporting every Celeb A-Hole who gets themselves in trouble.
SHe is coming off like a conservative parody of a "bleeding heart Liberal".
 
grunion said:
Yep, Mel Gibson, OJ Simpson and Robert Blake are about to sign a major studio deal for a kids' action movie directed by Roman Polanski and music by Phil Spector.
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News Flash: Lindsay Lohan has just been added to the cast.
 
grunion said:
Yes, all creatures can become zombies. It's unclear whether they will only crave the brains of their own species, or if any brains will do.

Empathy, as in, sharing one's emotions and feelings? Um, I don't think zombies have that.
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I didn't make my point well. Its not about zombies having empathy, its about non-zombies having empathy towards the plight and fate of zombie-hood.

Or,

Are zombies victims?
Or did they sign some sort of pact with the devil?
 
quarky said:
I didn't make my point well. Its not about zombies having empathy, its about non-zombies having empathy towards the plight and fate of zombie-hood.

Or,

Are zombies victims?
Or did they sign some sort of pact with the devil?
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Yes, I understood your question in the first place.One can't empathize with something lacking emotions. One might feel sad while crushing its skull with a 2X4 but I wouldn't call it "empathy."

And any pact signed by an undead isn't worth the paper it's written on. Believe me, I dealt with a real estate agent once who was a total zombie.
 
applecorped said:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/07/15/mel-gibsons-oksana-rants-_n_647168.html

"Sources tell TMZ ... Mel Gibson's lawyers claim to have hard evidence the tapes Oksana Grigorieva secretly recorded have been tampered with and edited, which, if true, would make them inadmissible in a court of law."
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THere admissibility was always questionable anyway. This case is being tried in the court of public opinion anyway.
If the tapes were edited to just include the juicy bits,but what Gibson said has not been tampered with, it will not help Mel much in the court of public opinion. All it will do is put Oksana on the same level as Mel.
 
dudalb said:
THere admissibility was always questionable anyway. This case is being tried in the court of public opinion anyway.
If the tapes were edited to just include the juicy bits,but what Gibson said has not been tampered with, it will not help Mel much in the court of public opinion. All it will do is put Oksana on the same level as Mel.
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I was watching some news clip the other day where they had an expert on who listened to the tapes released by Radaronline, who definitively stated that they haven't been tampered with.

He also stressed that there's a HUGE difference between "editing" a tape and "tampering" with it. He said the sections were long enough and unbroken enough that the gist of the meaning was evident, and that the sound levels and modulation (I don't remember the technical terms he used) proved to him that this was actually as stated: one very angry man shouting down a phone line to a much calmer woman ( calmer because she knew she was taping him, perhaps?).

In other words, sections may have been removed (edited), but there was no evidence that multiple sound clips were patched together to make Mel say anything different than what he actually said.
 
dudalb said:
Whoopi seems to be supporting every Celeb A-Hole who gets themselves in trouble.
SHe is coming off like a conservative parody of a "bleeding heart Liberal".
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Yes. Every (non artiste, hoi polloi) person who supports the Tea Party movement is inherently racist, according to Whoopi. Mel Gibson explicitly and specifically using racial epithets on multiple occasions? Not racist, according to Whoopi.

Any artist who does something wrong should be forgiven due to being an artist, assuming they are talented enough to be a member of the select artistic few. Roman Polanski? Not "rape-rape", according to Whoopi.
 
MikeMangum said:
Yes. Every (non artiste, hoi polloi) person who supports the Tea Party movement is inherently racist, according to Whoopi. Mel Gibson explicitly and specifically using racial epithets on multiple occasions? Not racist, according to Whoopi.

Any artist who does something wrong should be forgiven due to being an artist, assuming they are talented enough to be a member of the select artistic few. Roman Polanski? Not "rape-rape", according to Whoopi.
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Whoopi is rapidly becoming the New Rosie O Donell on "THe View".

New joke making the rounds:
What do Gibson and Hitler have in common:
A.They are both Anti Semitic and
B.Both found their downfall in Russia......
 
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