Jesus created Sex

Taffer said:
I'm still waiting for a response, David, or do you admit you are lying?

Here is a link to it, just in case you cannot find it yourself.
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Aren't we still in the dark as to the name of the pro basketball team he claims to have played on after college?
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Could you explain this in your own words, I need a good laugh as well as the Lord.


Psa 2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.
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Sure, existence results in damaged DNA. Sex evolved as a mechanism for repairing these damages.

Funny how you want this in my words, but almost everything you post is a quote from the bible. How about using your own words? Oh right, those don't make too much sense.
 
Hokulele said:
Sure, existence results in damaged DNA. Sex evolved as a mechanism for repairing these damages.

Funny how you want this in my words, but almost everything you post is a quote from the bible. How about using your own words? Oh right, those don't make too much sense.
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Djj: Show me evidence.

Hokulele: Sure, here ya go.

Djj: I can't be bothered to read it.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Brethren and others if you don't like Jesus and his truths, and His sex that he created tough .... try these things without Him, you eventually will learn. Then again a few never ever learn.
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Sex is something that just seems to come naturally to most. i realize that there are some inadequate people in this world that can't figure out for themselves what to do between the sheets, so they call out to Jesus or Dr. Ruth for help, but don't ever think that your prescription applies to everyone.
 
Hokulele said:
Sure, existence results in damaged DNA. Sex evolved as a mechanism for repairing these damages.

Funny how you want this in my words, but almost everything you post is a quote from the bible. How about using your own words? Oh right, those don't make too much sense.
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Good chuckle Hok.... much appreciated for that lighter moment from you.

So existence (or life) develops through damage goods and explosions and mistakes and broken damaged DNA. Really .... is this similiar to damaged gonads being better able to copulate and produce within damaged uteruses if the damaged penis isn't too damaged to enter the damaged vagina if their damaged pysche of the damned allows them to complete their damaged relationship every billion years or so.

Ahhh the evolutionary mind set of complete FAITH in damage and destruction that just somehow miraculously develops a new creation.

Thanks Hok, you have definitely proved my point. But do call in your heavyweights to try and repair your damaged DNA theory. Me and the Lord and us creationists do love a laugh when you stumble around so. Much appreciated.
 
Davidjayjordan said:
Ahhh the evolutionary mind set of complete FAITH in damage and destruction that just somehow miraculously develops a new creation.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong.

You clearly lack any modicum of understanding about this theory. Your analogy is wrong, your description is wrong. Go read about it before you draw such broad conclusions; maybe then you'll stop making such a big fool of yourself.
 
Björn Toulouse said:
Sex is something that just seems to come naturally to most. i realize that there are some inadequate people in this world that can't figure out for themselves what to do between the sheets, so they call out to Jesus or Dr. Ruth for help, but don't ever think that your prescription applies to everyone.
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True Bjorn, sex comes naturally from our Creator, even though we all have so many new strokes we could learn. Its instilled in us to appreciate beauty and sexiness. For to eb spiritual is to be natural and normal and sexual.

As for teaching our kids, I say basically let them learn on their own wityh their own. Forget teachers, but also have enough information available to help them access enough good information to make their initial experiences good ones rather than negative ones. For sex is dangerous because it is attached to our very hearts and a broken heart can mess up some people whole sexuakl lifes. Playing with someone heart is an extremely serious crime with the Lord.

Its a huge subject, that we can hardly cover in this thread, but it is super important as we are sexual creatures made to be sexual and unite with others.

But as you mentioned, people can call out to Jesus, but usually the terminolgy is the Holy spirit which is female, the whisperer, who is the 24/7 teacher that is always counselling and whispering words of wisdom in the ears of those that listen..

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/FeminineHolySpirit.html

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Cosmo said:
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

You clearly lack any modicum of understanding about this theory. Your analogy is wrong, your description is wrong. Go read about it before you draw such broad conclusions; maybe then you'll stop making such a big fool of yourself.
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Cosmo, he will never read about evolution because it threatens his religion. He dodged it in school and it doesn't matter how many times you invite him to learn more about it he will ignore you and persist in his delusions. He doesn't want to know about evolution. He wants to believe completely in a musty old book.

Now, the question I have for DJJ is, why if your faith is so strong are you AFRAID to truly learn about evolution?

Afraid you might have to change your unbending belief in the utter truth of everything in the bible?

Sounds to me like your faith isn't good enough, mister, if learning about evolution would shake your faith.

So, are you that afraid?
 
Still nothing of substance DJJ. You might as well preach one of the many Eastern religions. It's just words. Words are cheap and rhetoric is the stuff of con men.

Got Argument?
 
I'm still waiting for a response, David, or do you admit you are lying?

Here is a link to it, just in case you cannot find it yourself.
 
The key to understanding evolution is the ability to think and have an open mind to ideas that are new to you. DJJ is dogmatic, there is no hope for him in is present state, the horse is long dead.

Paul

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Davidjayjordan said:
Good chuckle Hok.... much appreciated for that lighter moment from you.

So existence (or life) develops through damage goods and explosions and mistakes and broken damaged DNA. Really .... is this similiar to damaged gonads being better able to copulate and produce within damaged uteruses if the damaged penis isn't too damaged to enter the damaged vagina if their damaged pysche of the damned allows them to complete their damaged relationship every billion years or so.

Ahhh the evolutionary mind set of complete FAITH in damage and destruction that just somehow miraculously develops a new creation.

Thanks Hok, you have definitely proved my point. But do call in your heavyweights to try and repair your damaged DNA theory. Me and the Lord and us creationists do love a laugh when you stumble around so. Much appreciated.
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Just because you are too stupid and/or uneducated to understand does not mean all people in the world are. Those that do understand are called Scientists and their understanding is what makes technology possible. The same technology that you use to post in this forum. Belief in Jesus only led to close to 2000 years of terror, fear and foolishness.
 
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