Jesus created Sex

[Davidjayjordan]

Just because you are too stupid and/or uneducated to understand does not mean all people in the world are. Those that do understand are called Scientists and their understanding is what makes technology possible. The same technology that you use to post in this forum. Belief in Jesus only led to close to 2000 years of terror, fear and foolishness.

In truth, I would refer to all uneducated ignorant evolutionsists as close minded religionists, who have been programmed into their non thinking ways of their non thinking theory that without thinking or design somehow thinks enough to cohesively join itself together magically via luck and chance and billions and trillions of miraculous supernatural years.

Foolish evoilutionists that gamble their lives away on luck and chance, in their hopes and FAITH that somehow good comes out of their chaos.

 

[Davidjayjordan]

Now back to sex, as evolutionists can not explain how sex indepantantly developed and evolved within one gender. Or are they now saying that both genders evolved as the mating couple coupled, instaneously.

Please inform us, evolutionists, we have need of more lighter moments from you.

And I promise not to laught toooo much.

The floor is yours, and will probably put us all on the floor laughing afterwards.

 

[Taffer]

In truth, I would refer to all uneducated ignorant evolutionsists as close minded religionists, who have been programmed into their non thinking ways of their non thinking theory that without thinking or design somehow thinks enough to cohesively join itself together magically via luck and chance and billions and trillions of miraculous supernatural years.

As has been explained to you many times, David, evolution suggests no such thing. Evolution is not "join[ing] itself together magically via luck and chance ...". You do not understand evolution. Either show that this is what evolution suggests, or admit that you do not know anything about the theory of evolution, and that you are a liar.

Foolish evoilutionists that gamble their lives away on luck and chance, in their hopes and FAITH that somehow good comes out of their chaos.

I gamble nothing, David. I have mountains of evidence for evolution. Have you come across any evidence for your god, yet?

 

[Taffer]

Now back to sex, as evolutionists can not explain how sex indepantantly developed and evolved within one gender. Or are they now saying that both genders evolved as the mating couple coupled, instaneously.

Please inform us, evolutionists, we have need of more lighter moments from you.

And I promise not to laught toooo much.

The floor is yours, and will probably put us all on the floor laughing afterwards.

This article is very interesting, and provides some insight into the evolution of the sexes in humans. And this wiki article gives a fairly good overview of the current hypotheses on the evolution of the sexes.

 

[Cosmo]

As in the other thread, DJJ is also ignoring all posts in this thread that mention his prophecy fraud.

As in the other thread, he's fast becoming a parody of himself.

 

[RandFan]

In truth, I would refer to all uneducated ignorant evolutionsists as close minded religionists, who have been programmed into their non thinking ways of their non thinking theory that without thinking or design somehow thinks enough to cohesively join itself together magically via luck and chance and billions and trillions of miraculous supernatural years.

Foolish evoilutionists that gamble their lives away on luck and chance, in their hopes and FAITH that somehow good comes out of their chaos.

An opinion without any foundation and contradicted by facts. Most of the top scientists are in fact atheists. That doesn't prove that atheism is correct but it contradicts the notion that atheists are ignorant or uneducated. In fact most atheists are educated. Atheists are anything but unthinking.

 

[Paulhoff]

Once again DJJ, the bible is not the word of any so-called god.

Paul

 

[Foster Zygote]

An opinion without any foundation and contradicted by facts. Most of the top scientists are in fact atheists. That doesn't prove that atheism is correct but it contradicts the notion that atheists are ignorant or uneducated. In fact most atheists are educated. Atheists are anything but unthinking.

That's got to be one of Djj's most ironic statements. The sheer volume of false claims he's made is quite impressive. One of the earliest was, of course, the claim that the moon was 216,000 miles away. When shown that it was not he first tried to make a recovery with some vague, shuffling excuse about magic miles or some such. Then he tried to claim that it was the L1 Lagrange point that was 216,000 miles away. It's not. Then he got Lagrange points and barycenter confused and tried to claim the "barrycenter" was 216,000 miles away rather than 900 miles below the Earth's crust. Finally, as with most of his greatest gaffs, he simply ignores any mention of his embarrassing error. Of course he's made no effort to correct the information on his website.

It seems clear to me that he has quite an ego and that he needs people to affirm his opinion of himself as special. He must really believe in himself or he wouldn't keep trying to argue with people who can see the glaring, fundamental errors in his claims (and we aren't even talking broad philosophical issues, we're talking basic math and simple facts). If he was a cynical fraud open to his own deception then he'd surely seek out people who know even less than he does about basic science and are more fantasy prone. From his first couple of posts I get the impression that he really expected to be recognized as a great genius and that his numerology etc. would be verified. But that ego of his won't let him admit to being wrong about anything. That shows me that the message is secondary to his purpose. It's simply a means of focusing attention on himself.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

Back to the Bibler truths about sexuality as the 144,000 virgins are the Bride of Christ..

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Is Jesus going to "service" them all in one night?

For they are a consistent theme and truth of those that have their FIRST LOVE as HIM

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Sorry I can't be Jesus' love mate, my religion disaproves of homosexuality.

But babble on. Don't let me stop you.

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

In truth, I would refer to all uneducated ignorant evolutionsists as close minded religionists, who have been programmed into their non thinking ways of their non thinking theory that without thinking or design somehow thinks enough to cohesively join itself together magically via luck and chance and billions and trillions of miraculous supernatural years.

Foolish evoilutionists that gamble their lives away on luck and chance, in their hopes and FAITH that somehow good comes out of their chaos.

Have actually read anything by Darwin? Try Origin of Species. It's a lot easier to understand than the raving lunatic author of The Book of Revlation. How can you spout about evolution without having read anything about it other than the lies the fundy sites tell?

 

[Hokulele]

Good chuckle Hok.... much appreciated for that lighter moment from you.

*Waggles imaginary cigar*

Thank you folks, I'll be here all night! Don't forget to tip the waitstaff and valet.

Seriously though, that was the weirdest misinterpretation of my post I could have ever imagined. I don't think you (meaning DJJ) understood a single word of my post. Why are you so threatened by this hypothesis? Or any evolutionary hypothesis for that matter? Why do you refuse to admit when you get something wrong? Why do you refuse to answer certain questions? I have been happy to answer any questions put to me on this board, and have been equally happy to admit when I am wrong, and acknowledge other people's corrections.

Last but not least, why do you refuse to address a question I have brought up in several of your threads? Have you ever experienced a temporal lobe seizure? It does explain a lot of your behavior.

 

[Miss Anthrope]

As in the other thread, DJJ is also ignoring all posts in this thread that mention his prophecy fraud.

As in the other thread, he's fast becoming a parody of himself.

We're still waiting, DJJ.

 

[lupus_in_fabula]

Seriously though, that was the weirdest misinterpretation of my post I could have ever imagined. I don't think you (meaning DJJ) understood a single word of my post. Why are you so threatened by this hypothesis? Or any evolutionary hypothesis for that matter? Why do you refuse to admit when you get something wrong? Why do you refuse to answer certain questions? I have been happy to answer any questions put to me on this board, and have been equally happy to admit when I am wrong, and acknowledge other people's corrections.

Give him time! I guess the next revelation will be: Since Jesus created everything, he obviously must have created the process of evolution too. Why settle for sex when one is on the roll?

 

[strathmeyer]

In truth, I would refer to all uneducated ignorant evolutionsists as close minded religionists, who have been programmed into their non thinking ways of their non thinking theory that without thinking or design somehow thinks enough to cohesively join itself together magically via luck and chance and billions and trillions of miraculous supernatural years.

Foolish evoilutionists that gamble their lives away on luck and chance, in their hopes and FAITH that somehow good comes out of their chaos.

Davidjayjordan, if yours is the thinking theory, then how come you can't describe the thoughts that you have that lead you to believe in it? Many people have explain their thoughts to you, but you just post how stupid everyone else must be. Well, if we are stupid, then educate us! Explain your thoughts to us! Explain to us how your ideas make sense!

 

[Gord_in_Toronto]

In truth, I would refer to all uneducated ignorant evolutionsists as close minded religionists, who have been programmed into their non thinking ways of their non thinking theory that without thinking or design somehow thinks enough to cohesively join itself together magically via luck and chance and billions and trillions of miraculous supernatural years.

Foolish evoilutionists that gamble their lives away on luck and chance, in their hopes and FAITH that somehow good comes out of their chaos.

Thanks for proving my point.

You really don't have a clue do you?

 

[Davidjayjordan]

An opinion without any foundation and contradicted by facts. Most of the top scientists are in fact atheists. That doesn't prove that atheism is correct but it contradicts the notion that atheists are ignorant or uneducated. In fact most atheists are educated. Atheists are anything but unthinking.

Athiests bel;ieve in nothing and are afraid of what they can;t see, and hence make horrible scientists. Whereas Christians who believe in the unity of all things and a cause and effect for all things look for laws and meaning to existence and find it through seeking and searching...

SEE Two pages of Christian scientists

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/FamousChristianScientists.html

 

[Davidjayjordan]

Davidjayjordan, if yours is the thinking theory, then how come you can't describe the thoughts that you have that lead you to believe in it? Many people have explain their thoughts to you, but you just post how stupid everyone else must be. Well, if we are stupid, then educate us! Explain your thoughts to us! Explain to us how your ideas make sense!

My thoughts make sense because I proved them in the real world as a Christian missionary for over twenty years. My thoughts are not theories or mind games but real principles that WORK.

To know you have to experience, just as to know someone biblically meant you KNEW them sexually or knew them to be real because you meet them.

To know you have to experience, try and test principles on your own for yourself, and not gamble your lives with a theory of luck and chance .... and the theory that there is nothing.


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Jhn 7:17 If any man will do his will, he shall know of the doctrine, whether it be of God, or [whether] I speak of myself.

 

[Davidjayjordan]

We're still waiting, DJJ.

Missy, strange that you should join the m.o.b. on your very first post to me. Obviously you are part of their congregation. I'm sure they will welcome you and approve of your attempted put down.




(m.o.b. ...... = ....... my obnoxious buddies or other definitions)

 

[Kochanski]

And you DJJ are afraid to really learn what evolution by natural selection is.

Why is that?

Are you afraid your faith is not strong enough?

Are you afraid that a little knowledge of one of the most robust theories in science will make you lose faith?

How long will you keep dodging real questions? Many have asked real questions but you don't answer those.

You just throw more invective our way and try to tell us what we do or do not believe. How very, very arrogant of you to presume that you have any idea what anyone here believes apart from yourself. But I understand, as long as you can define us in your own terms you don't actually have to deal with the very real people here asking you very real questions.

Who is hiding from reality now DJJ? Don't be a coward.

 

[Kochanski]

Missy, strange that you should join the m.o.b. on your very first post to me. Obviously you are part of their congregation. I'm sure they will welcome you and approve of your attempted put down.




(m.o.b. ...... = ....... my obnoxious buddies or other definitions)

Since when is asking a question a put down, especially when you consistently dodge any difficult questions?