First of all, I would like point out that most of my opponents are heathens. THey don't believe in God, let alone Jesus, our savior.
Second of all, it may be rumored that I was an atheist before this campaign. Sadly, I have to say that it's true. However, when I decided to run for the Presidency, Jesus called upon me to represent his voice and his will. God is on my side, I am a warrior for Jesus. This doesn't mean I want to make the USA a theocracy, as a True Christian (tm), I support freedom of speech and freedom of religion. This is a Christian nation and we will allow other religions to worship here.
What are your thoughts regarding the deficit and debt?
Would you favor or oppose changes in the tax rates?
A deficit is bad, so is debt. I think we have lots of hard work to do in order to fix the problem. My solution is to give tax cuts to all working people in order to stimulate the economy so that more taxes will be paid by that economy. I know most working men and women will appreciate a tax cut.
I will also tax religious organizations, they will pay both property and income tax. For too long, the churches have been getting away with using the donations of hard working americans for their own selfish purposes. Hard working americans should benefit from their own donations, and I see no better way than to tax those donations.
What about spending cuts or increases and where?
My administration will do studies and look into where spending cuts need to be made. I will look right into the salaries of those who work in the top ranks of government. For too long, congress has been giving themselves pay raises. It's my opinion that there should be no career politicians, it should be more of a voluntary effort and a part-time job at the most.
I also agree that we have too much of a dependance on oil in the USA. So, we will be looking into alternative energies, including another look at nuclear power.
Any plans for social security?
Social security has a problem, we will be looking into fixing that problem when I become President.
Any plans for medicare/medicaid?
As a nation, we need to ensure that everyone recieves medical attention when they need it. So, my administration will look into finding alternative ways to help these people. We know that Reiki and Acupuncture works to cure cancer from the various testimonies of their proponents. Studies will be done to see if these methods work, as they have a very low overhead cost and the benefit would be tremendous. James Randi will be in charge of overseeing the protocols for such tests. Alternative medicine is a several Billion dollar industry. We'll look into incorporating any and all alternative meds that work into medicare/medicaid. Any that are shown to not work shall be banned from practice in the USA so that the monies spend on such shams will help bolster the economy giving us more money to fund medicare and medicaid.
Finally, what is your Iraq War Exit Strategy?
We will ensure that Iraq has an adequate security force of their own. I will personally see that several Christian churches are built in Iraq to convert people to a better way of life. At that point, we'll immediately leave Iraq and find another non-Christian country to invade.
My honorable opponent apparently believes in impossible solutions. To think that illegal immigration can be eliminated is to delude not only oneself, but also the voters.
Mr Larsen is from Denmark. He can't be trusted on any issue, let alone immigration issues. This is the same person that thinks guns kill people without a trigger person. No, illigal immigration can be eliminated by making all immigration legal. This is the only way to help those heathen Mexicans come to the USA and become good Christians.
What are the candidates' opinions on a flat tax, seeing as many feel it could eliminate loopholes that allow the rich to avoid paying a fair percentage of income, while saving on administrative costs?
A flat tax would not lower administrative costs, it would just change the format of the forms that have to be filled. I would entertain, however, the idea of a Federal sales tax instead of an income tax. People buy things, and rich people buy more things, thus the wealthier people will be paying more taxes for their frivolous spending. Of course, some things will not be taxed, like medical prescriptions.
Would you do anything to protect American manufacturing jobs?
Yes, I will give tax incentives for companies that manufacture products here in the USA.
In the likely event that one of the big 3 automakers goes belly up, will you do anything?
Yes, I will buy a few models of cars from that company as they will become collectors items. I will not drive the cars though, as they will fall apart after 100K miles.
What should we do about North Korea? Iran?
China has it's reigns on North Korea. We will work to cement our relationship with China as both a political and economic superpower.
Our new allies in Iraq will be our first line of defense against Iran. Israel is our second. We will look into supplying both countries with more military equipment to help their mission of protecting the world from those heathen Musl..er.. from terrorists.
