Happy Rapture Day Everyone!

Several hours to go before 6PM here in the midwest. I'm going to be out and about around that time when it happens. If I see someone floating up into the sky out of a convertible Corvette I am sooo taking that car!
 
I just had a severe migraine attack. That's about as much Rapture I got until now. Let a high dose of ASA do the job...


Foolmewunz said:
Okay, seriously now. I just saw interviews with idiots in the Philippines who gave up their jobs and gave away their houses due to the 100% certainty that "this was it". The cut-away from the video back to the studio didn't do any follow up so it was obviously from earlier (in the day? in the week?), but just had two smirking newsreaders.

At that point is where I want to know more. I hope there are some efforts out there to do serious follow-ups with this raving lunatic and his followers. What he's going to do is spend the 75 million in donations he got. What they're going to do is another question entirely.
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This just makes me angry. Nuts and money making fearmongers are predicting the world to end almost on a daily basis (I remember as a CT, I got at least five predictions for 2010 alone...), but this kind just makes me utterly angry. Not that it isn't bad enough to scare gullible people like that, but him making 75.000.000 out of it... It disgusts me. I'd like to know if that guy actually believes his baloney.

In another thread I read how a family was interviewed that planned their financials in a way that they spend everything they have until today. Well, I guess they had a happy couple of weeks...

This is particulary sad when children get involved. What fudged up parent even tells his/her kids about this stuff?! It boggles the mind.
 
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UnrepentantSinner said:
Seriously? The NZ earthquake at 1 is what seems weird to you?
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Orphia Nay said:
:newlol Fair point.
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I was hoping some American might have seen ON's list of top searches from Google and noted that in amongst the Camping/Rapture BS, why the hell was Carmax number five at the time? And in the middle of the night for that matter. That's the real puzzle for me.
 
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Madouc said:
Doom and destruction all round.

What's happening your end?
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I set my sound generator to produce bivariate sound of 18 and 59 Hz in the sine form. These frequencies wreak havoc with the process of localized gravity vectoring that enables the salvation-ready folks to rise as planned. It was a close call though, coz at one point I weighted only 5.212011 kg with my body mass intact. I wouldn't resist, but I'm familiar with the weekly menu. They're are serving today Agnus Dei with mashed potatoes in the heaven today -- something I'm keen to pass.
 
Harold Camping, "No, no, no. You've misunderstood. This Rapture is simply a preliminary, and as such, has merely been intended to be taken conceptually. I mean, you true believers, don't you feel different?"
 
skullerello said:
Harold Camping, "No, no, no. You've misunderstood. This Rapture is simply a preliminary, and as such, has merely been intended to be taken conceptually. I mean, you true believers, don't you feel different?"
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The weight of their wallet in their pocket sure feels a lot lighter.
 
epix said:
I set my sound generator to produce bivariate sound of 18 and 59 Hz in the sine form. These frequencies wreak havoc with the process of localized gravity vectoring that enables the salvation-ready folks to rise as planned. It was a close call though, coz at one point I weighted only 5.212011 kg with my body mass intact. I wouldn't resist, but I'm familiar with the weekly menu. They're are serving today Agnus Dei with mashed potatoes in the heaven today -- something I'm keen to pass.
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I believe that they serve Agnus Dei down at our local church, but no mashed potato, just a sip of red wine.
 
I think we ought to start a massive Write to Harold Camping Campaign. The submission would read something like this:

Dear Harold,
I am so glad you advised the world of Teh Raptures on May 21st. I was able to see my sister-in-law for one final time before she was reunited with Our Savior. Thank you so much.

Sincerely,
Jebediah Jackson



Except that we change the bolded part to a different name/circumstance for every letter. This demented dipstick will get thousands of letters attesting to how right he was - only he didn't make the cut! God, doing his best Donald Trump imitation, to Harold, "You're fired!"

In fact, if anyone encounters these believers anywhere, that'd be how to treat them. Tell them you know several good people who were taken!
 
Tatyana said:
Two hours fifteen minutes to the rapture in England!
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The real hoopla is set to the following day, May 22, 2011, when millions of Christians will commit suicide out of profound dissapointment, their faith in God's omniscience and possibly even existence shaken beyond recovery. I wonder about the $ amount Camping received from the atheists.
 
Greedo said:
This just makes me angry. Nuts and money making fearmongers are predicting the world to end almost on a dayly basis (I remember as a CT, I got at least five predictions for 2010 alone...), but this kind just makes me utterly angry. Not that it isn't bad enough to scare gullible people like that, but him making 75.000.000 out of it... It disgusts me. I'd like to know if that guy actually believes his baloney.

In another thread I read how a family was interviewed that planned their financials in a way that they spend everything they have until today. Well, I guess they had a happy couple of weeks...

This is particulary sad when children get involved. What fudged up parent even tells his/her kids about this stuff?! It boggles the mind.
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If it makes you feel better, the countdown to multiple lawsuits is starting.
 
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